"I'm gonna go take Guardians AWP, hold on, give me a sec guys." by IAmDrNoLife in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the people down voting know some secret to making the sound work correctly that they aren't sharing

TIFU by joking about drugs to the wrong person by Hoderper in tifu

[–]rainCloudsz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know how disappointed she'll be when she tries to put that in her nose?!

Can we be more nice towards lowranks? by TheRealGrobai in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LE here. I just finished playing a game with a DMG, a Nova 4, a Nova 2 and a SEM.

Met them in a Deagle server. Told them I'd play with them. Had fun, taught a few kids a few things. Rank means nothing.

Every damn time! by fireflaai in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Which means it would be over at B site in the back of the truck, not over on the balcony, right?

Fallout 4 Announcement Video! by Vem91 in gaming

[–]rainCloudsz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think pretty much everyone who's jaded on shitty game releases and the shenanigans that most developers pull feel this way. That's exactly what I thought.

My mind jumped to thinking how everything looked a bit janky and wondering if this is the best Bethesda could do for a trailer... before it darted to respecting them for not trying to make it look like Final Fantasy The Spirits Within only to release it looking like Fallout 3 with a few ENB mods.

Friends desk broke before heist. by ReiTurtle in GTAV

[–]rainCloudsz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I just heard the windows "device disconnected" sound too, I had to replay the video 3 times to confirm it happened when the desk broke and wasn't my computer.

This is my Legendary Eagle friend using a glock. He thinks he should be global. by Shadux in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just as 3 seconds of his play is enough for you to determine how good/bad of a player he is, your single comment is enough for me to determine that you're mentally retarded.

Girls of Reddit, what are common mannerisms for a guy that screams low self confidence? by rekuso in AskReddit

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Canadian and tend to throw out a lot of "casual sorrys".

Is it annoying when I almost bump into you and mindlessly say "Oh, sorry." with a smile?

[Serious] What harmful myths have redditors created or perpetuated? by xxx420hitlerxxx in AskReddit

[–]rainCloudsz -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Really? That's what you took away from that? That wasn't even fucking close to the point champ. Try again.

Got to Global Elite with this, right click isn't working. :) by dave1120 in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, my mouth watered when I opened the picture - they were all I noticed.

I want. I'm working with 10 year old Logitech Z5300Es. :\

Gaming mouse for CS go/fps by badboyzpwns in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Except the Laser Sensor is crap on the QCK pads. Fast swipes don't register.

I have a zowie fk2 which I love and works fine on the QCK pads, but work horribly on reflective and multicolored surfaces.

gotta keep things in mind other than just personal preference.

Edit: My bad! I was thinking of the Sensei. I had both, can confirm, Rival is glorious!

So I don't think wallhacks are as dead as we think by luigikiller1000 in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah dude, I think that was exactly what I was talking about because holy shit he was being dense there. He just runs into the smoke, sees only gray, and starts spraying at you and your teammate. Your teammate runs behind the wall, he's still in smoke, and he's still trying to spray your teammate through smoke through a wall. He's obvious as fuck! lol

So I don't think wallhacks are as dead as we think by luigikiller1000 in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee you he is. I didn't pay attention to what rounds it was or anything, but he's clearly a low silver with walls. Horrible aim and gamesense, horrible aim... but somehow he's staring at people through walls before rounding them - taking an eternity to aim and blasting at people through smoke who he had no way of knowing were there....

The guy is blatant and terrible.

Pashas Big Mouth Against Kinguin. Thank You Pasha! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) by HeyItsPixeL in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Plus, we're going to see a bunch of shitty performances from them still. They're a new team. This could still go either way. They could pick their shit up and get their game into ship-shape, or they could just crumble by repeating poor decisions and acting like CLG.

Holding corners has become pretty hard since the last update by FordPrefec7 in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You clearly haven't even been fucked to think about any of this. I wasted my time reading this shit.

Yes, I would waste my time fucking with your useless fucking internet points because you're a hypocritical fucktard. /s

Smarten up champ. The world doesn't give a fuck about how you attempt to justify your piss-poor attitude and people can be just as big of dickheads if you're going to go around cunting all over the place.

Holding corners has become pretty hard since the last update by FordPrefec7 in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After 10 months of constant bugging, I gave up. Nobody believes that I have problems because my ping on the scoreboard averages between 27 and 75. :\

Holding corners has become pretty hard since the last update by FordPrefec7 in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, I've had plenty of times where my router seems fine and I can't pinpoint exactly the conditions where my game is acting perfectly again.

It's happened in peak-usage hours, it happens sometimes with others on the network - though I can't get an honest answer out of them whether they're using it or not because they're computer illiterate and don't think youtube is on the internet....

My ping is 100% fine on netgraph and on the scoreboard (I know that this is just averages) but I get microstutters and ALWAYS get teleports when peeking and tagged. On 128-tick servers, this is less common.

I've used my shitty Linksys e1000 with DD-WRT on it, with QoS, a DMZ (Definitely not the preferred method) or port forwarding, all with poor results. I replaced it with an ASUS R-N56U with a proprietary 3rd party firmware and set up port forwarding, (of course my system has a static IP assigned... with both the wireless radio disabled/enabled, with classic linux hybrid NAT, Restricted cone NAT and Full cone NAT all with the same results...

I've disconnected the DirecTV receivers from my network, as I have the DVR package, but it has no effect (rightly so considering it's LAN only and every device on the network is configured to only use 100MBPS on the router as opposed to my computer which is set to gigabit.

I've tried just adjusting my rates from the defaults to 128000, 128/128 and anywhere in between... cl_interp_ratio doesn't do a damned thing to change anything...

I have anywhere from 2 - 5ms of jitter, which I figured could be the culprit, but I have no other options for an ISP in my area. This is just frustrating not knowing what kind of response I'll get going into any games. Some games I get perfect response and have no complaints other than my stupid decisions that get me killed, but for seemingly the week or so I've just been getting games where I'm getting rekt from around corners and the likes.

Holding corners has become pretty hard since the last update by FordPrefec7 in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't try to act like you have the right to take the moral high ground here. Your post was dripping in condescending douchebaggery. I just wanted to remind you that you're not the lexicon of all things CS:GO, as you clearly believe you are.

Patch notes can say that the new update will make you shit rainbows, but that doesn't mean it's true. The update hasn't fixed anything for some people and OP was bringing up an issue he's having in game. You decided to insult him for it instead of taking his address seriously as if his input isn't as valid as your stupid fucking joke.

You can feel bad for me all you want and deflect, but in the end that's still your psyche's way of coping with the fact that you're just as shitty as people you perceive to be shitty.

Judge orders woman to walk 30 miles, the length of trip, for bailing on cab fare by MojarraMuncher in nottheonion

[–]rainCloudsz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. I read a few comments discussing how this wouldn't work with serious crimes.... But I didn't see him using this style of sentencing with any serious crimes. I'd imagine he'd appropriately jail murderers/rapists. Its not like he could sentence them to get raped or murdered to teach then a lesson (Let's skip the obvious prison trope jokes)

Holding corners has become pretty hard since the last update by FordPrefec7 in GlobalOffensive

[–]rainCloudsz -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Herp derp didn't didn't click.

Nice edit. Shame I didn't downvote shit with multiple accounts. Fuck, I didn't even downvote your comment until just now. If I did care about stupid fucking arrows on this website, I'd probably also get rid of some of my downvotes.

You kids are fucking retarded.