Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Ah Miss Cardinal, a most expected pleasure for a Saturday Night.”

“Would something unexpected be enjoyable?”

“Maybe.”

“Well, check out last week’s winner and this week’s memes.”

Winner

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Which one is funniest?
57 votes · 57 answers


 

Flight Attendant Finally Able To Get Back to Work After Walrus’s Whirlwind Trip to Vegas

Still Breathing Somewhat Heavily


 

Baby, It’s Gold Outside

Are all Congressmen and women investing in windfarms, solar, balloon-rubbing, and other electric schemes to supply energy while shutting down fossil-fuel plants, or just most of them?


 

It Actually Gets Physically Wearisome Watching the End of Civilization as We Know It

Israel Promises Hamas the ‘Mother of All Thumpings’ After Cease-Fire Ends and Shelling Re-Starts
Breitbart | 12/01/2023 | Alyssa Guzman

Minutes before the cease-fire was set to expire at 7 a.m. Friday morning, Israeli forces said they shot down a Hamas rocket fired from Gaza, breaking the fragile agreement and leading to the shelling of the area.

Government spokesperson Eylon Levy said Friday that “Hamas will now take the mother of all thumpings” after it failed to release all the female hostages promised as part of their cease-fire agreement.


 

Charrge!

Mega-Jolt: The Costs and Logistics of Plugging in EVs Are About to Become Supercharged
Gateway Pundit | Nov. 27, 2023 | John Murawski, Real Clear Wire

… Not all chargers are equal, so the new EV infrastructure will require significant changes in driving habits. While so-called fast chargers can bring a battery to 80% of capacity in under an hour, most of the new public chargers will be cheaper, Level 2 technology, which provides between 5 miles and 60 miles of range for each hour of charging and isn’t practical for charging up quickly on a road trip.

Chargers are expected to lose money until there are enough EVs on the road to justify the investment. The cost of building a fast-charging station with four or more charging ports can range from several hundred thousand dollars to more than $1 million. Reliability remains a persistent problem, one that will shadow the industry as chargers are built out in remote areas, low-income areas, and other out-of-the-way places.

In the meantime, Analytics firm J.D. Power says that 20% of all EV drivers reported visiting a charger that did not or could not charge because it wasn’t working or there were long lines. The dissatisfaction rates ranged from 12% in the Cleveland-Akron-Canton area to 35% in South Florida. The firm said the trend is moving in the wrong direction: as more people buy EVs, “overall satisfaction continues to decline.”

This year, a Los Angeles Times columnist declared she’s ready to trade in her EV because charging is such a hassle. She wrote that chargers are sometimes blocked by cars that aren’t charging, exposed to blistering sunlight, charging at lower levels than advertised, or “it may shut off mid-charge with no warning or reason.”

The frustration seems to have no expiration date. And it includes a problem not caused to technology or economics but by human nature: vandalism. As Jonathan Levy, EVgo chief commercial officer, told the New York Times last year: “Where there’s a screen, there’s a baseball bat.”


 

Intern Applicants Are Requested To Leave Their Shoes at the Door

It’s, like, Japanese or Something


 

Hire Her!

“For what”? What kind of a dumb question is that?


 

Straight Line of the Day: An Eye-Catching First Line for an Erotic Novel: …

I’ll start…

“Oppo, does that zipper of yours have any ending at all?”


 

Welcome to IMAO! First Thing That Comes to Mind: Having Dirt on the Clintons


 

Friday Night Open Thread

Final-month-of-the-year thoughts


 

But Will They Dare Try To Rename Emus?

These Pennsylvania Birds Will Be Renamed as Watchers Reckon With Racism, Inclusion
The Pet Zealot | November 24, 2023 | James Alain L.

In a significant move towards fostering inclusivity and distancing avian species from problematic historical figures, the American Ornithological Society (AOS) has announced its intention to rename several North American birds. This initiative, set to impact numerous avian species in Pennsylvania, aims to dissociate these magnificent creatures from namesakes associated with racism.

The AOS’s decision to rename certain birds stems from the realization that several species, such as the Townsend’s warbler and solitaire, bear names that honor individuals with racist backgrounds. Peter Saenger, an ornithologist from Muhlenberg College in Allentown, has highlighted that this project could potentially affect over a dozen birds that breed, migrate to, or visit Pennsylvania.

(May I just say, James Alain L., that is an unusual name?

I will not choose it for my Witness Protection name, because it would attract unwanted attention.)


 

What’s Walrus Building?

To be honest. Nothing. I was cruising along fairly well when disaster struck. I was putting on the outside of the turrent when the pressures popped parts off the base in various places. So many I could not put it back together. Many hours of work down the drain. I had to break it apart to start all over which I haven’t done. So I pause, gather my will once again and see if this time I don’t mess it up.

On to past glories.

Past Builds

Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B

The Tiger II was a German heavy tank of the Second World War. The final official German designation was Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B, often shortened to Tiger B. The ordnance inventory designation was Sd.Kfz. 182. (Sd.Kfz. 267 and 268 for command vehicles). It was also known informally as the Königstiger (German for Bengal tiger and also, literally, “King Tiger”). Contemporaneous Allied soldiers usually called it the King Tiger or Royal Tiger.

The Tiger II was the successor to the Tiger I, combining the latter’s thick armour with the armour sloping used on the Panther medium tank. The tank weighed almost 70 tonnes, and was protected by 100 to 185 mm (3.9 to 7.3 in) of armour to the front. It was armed with the long barrelled 8.8 cm KwK 43 L/71 anti-tank cannon. The chassis was also the basis for the Jagdtiger turretless Jagdpanzer anti-tank vehicle.

The Tiger II was issued to heavy tank battalions of the Army and the Waffen-SS. It was first used in combat by 503rd Heavy Panzer Battalion during the Allied invasion of Normandy on 11 July 1944; on the Eastern Front, the first unit to be outfitted with the Tiger II was the 501st Heavy Panzer Battalion, which by 1 September 1944 listed 25 Tiger IIs operational.


 

HIT Me With Your Best Shot

— Especially if it’s mandatory.

Nebraska Collecting All Health Data on All Residents — Critics Call It a Step Toward National Digital ID
Childrens Health Defense | 11/15/23 | Mike Capuzzo

Nebraska lawmakers have created a state Health Information Technology (HIT) Board to collect health information on all Nebraskans in a centralized data and surveillance system that, according to lawmakers, will be used by doctors to improve patient care.

But critics warn the system marks a step toward the oppressive control of digital ID and digital currency that could sweep the U.S.

The Nebraska Legislature in 2020 voted unanimously to create the Nebraska HIT Board, composed of 17 members appointed by the governor and confirmed by a majority vote of the legislature.

“Even illegal aliens?”


 

As a Catholic, I Feel Free To Say This Pope Is Absolutely Freaking Nuts

He sounds just like Biden:

Impromptu words of the Holy Father

… But there is something about you that I do not like; pardon my sincerity. One, two, three, four women: poor women! They are alone! Ah, excuse me, five. We must advance in this. Women have a capacity for theological reflection that is different to that of us men. It will be because I have studied the theology of a woman a great deal. I was helped by a good German woman, Hanna-Barbara Gerl . . .

? Was she a Yogi?

She had studied that history and the theology of that woman was not so deep, but it is beautiful, it is creative. And now, in the upcoming meeting of the nine Cardinals, we will reflect on the feminine dimension of the Church.

The Church is woman. And if we do not know what a woman is, what the theology of a woman is, we will never understand what the Church is. One of the great sins we have had is to “masculinize” the Church.

The only question left unanswered is: “Is a bear Catholic?”


 

Straight Line of the Day: Azimov’s Three Laws of Robotic Democrats: …