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"I fart in your general direction!"
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Kirk Cameron Is Coming For Your Children's Book Fairs
This crosses a line.
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Hey, Let's Round Out The Week With Some Good Economy And Climate News!
There's green to be made in Green.
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Doktor Zoom
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Mike Johnson Endorses Book Full Of Bullshit. No, Not The Bible.
Well, not ONLY the Bible.
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Gary Legum
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Happy ... 'Business Of Popping Corn' Day To All Who Celebrate
Probably not you. Unless your name is Garrett.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Smoking Bishop!
AKA mulled wine. What can I tell you, Smoking Bishop sounds sexier.
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Matthew Hooper
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Weird Stuff The NY Times Wants You To Buy
You need zero of these objects
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Sara Benincasa
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Remembering Rosalynn Carter, 1927-2023
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Sara Benincasa
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Are We Grasping What Donald Trump Really Wants To Do To America? Is It Clear Yet?
And by 'we' we mean mainstream journalists.
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Evan Hurst
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Trump Takes Speech In Direction Of Calling Us All 'Vermin'
Look, New York Times, we fixed it for you!
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Robyn Pennacchia
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The Split: Chapter Two
In which Lorinda demonstrates her bartending virtuosity.
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Ellis Weiner
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Sandra Day O'Connor, Who Was Not As Bad As Other Conservative Justices, Dead At 93
O'Connor was the first female Supreme Court Justice
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Robyn Pennacchia
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House Votes To Expel Last Living Civil War Vet George Santos
'You won't have Santos to kick around anymore. I wrote that myself.'
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Doktor Zoom
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I, Shub-Niggurath, Have Come To Eulogize My Great Friend And Partner In Human Suffering, Henry Kissinger
SIT AND APPRECIATE HIS GREATNESS, MORTALS.
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Gary Legum
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Fox News Ladies So Sad For All The Door-Opening Male Trump Voters No One Will Marry
So weird to not want to marry someone who isn't terrible!
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Highlights Of The Newsom-DeSantis Debate We Didn't Watch Either
Newsom brought facts and wit. DeSantis brought a Poop Map.
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Doktor Zoom
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Joni Ernst Choked On A Woke
These people are lunatics. Glad she's OK.
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Evan Hurst
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Joe Biden Can Confirm The Dates Of Henry Kissinger's Employment
Connor Roy Funeral Speech Dot White House Dot Gov.
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Those Cakes We Like… Have Been STOLLEN By The DEEP STATE
Oh no, it's Christmas 2016 all over again!
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Smoking Bishop!
AKA mulled wine. What can I tell you, Smoking Bishop sounds sexier.
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Thanksgiving Cocktail, The Flying Turkey!
As God is my witness...
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It's Wonkette Happy Hour (Again), With This Morning's Cocktail, Irish Coffee!
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Hey, Let's Round Out The Week With Some Good Economy And Climate News!
There's green to be made in Green.
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Doktor Zoom
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Amazon Rainforest Loss Sharply Down Under Brazil's Lula. Carbon Cost Of Yeeting Bolsonaro Into Sun Was Maybe Worth It.
55.8 percent reduction of deforestation in less than a year! Now, about the rest...
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The Energy Future Is Here, And It's Hot Rocks Plus Water. Some Assembly Required.
Earth's first 24/7 enhanced geothermal plant is cleaning up the internet a bit. (Your porn is safe.)
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Tyrant Joe Biden Reforms Welfare, Won't Let States Steal From Poor To Build Volleyball Palaces
Or blow welfare funds on abstinence education, private colleges, etc.
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