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Weird Stuff The NY Times Wants You To Buy
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Sandra Day O'Connor, Who Was Not As Bad As Other Conservative Justices, Dead At 93
O'Connor was the first female Supreme Court Justice
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House Votes To Expel Last Living Civil War Vet George Santos
'You won't have Santos to kick around anymore. I wrote that myself.'
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I, Shub-Niggurath, Have Come To Eulogize My Great Friend And Partner In Human Suffering, Henry Kissinger
SIT AND APPRECIATE HIS GREATNESS, MORTALS.
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Gary Legum
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Fox News Ladies So Sad For All The Door-Opening Male Trump Voters No One Will Marry
So weird to not want to marry someone who isn't terrible!
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Highlights Of The Newsom-DeSantis Debate We Didn't Watch Either
Newsom brought facts and wit. DeSantis brought a Poop Map.
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Doktor Zoom
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Joni Ernst Choked On A Woke
These people are lunatics. Glad she's OK.
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Remembering Rosalynn Carter, 1927-2023
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Are We Grasping What Donald Trump Really Wants To Do To America? Is It Clear Yet?
And by 'we' we mean mainstream journalists.
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Evan Hurst
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Trump Takes Speech In Direction Of Calling Us All 'Vermin'
Look, New York Times, we fixed it for you!
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The Split: Chapter Two
In which Lorinda demonstrates her bartending virtuosity.
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Joe Biden Can Confirm The Dates Of Henry Kissinger's Employment
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Woman Is Furious And Offended Coworker Won’t Give Free Manicure. Tabs, Fri., Dec. 1, 2023
Come and get your Tabs!
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Disappearance Of Armed Apocalyptic Militia Kook Ammon Bundy Probably Nothing To Worry About, We Hope
Where's Ammon? Is another armed standoff on the way? Who could know!
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Elizabeth Warren Has Declared War On 'Big Sandwich' And The National Review Will Not Stand For It
If they don't stand up for the little guy sandwich monopolies, who will?
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Daily Wire Dude Pretty Sure If 5 Million White People Just Said N-Word At Same Time, They'd Never Be Lonely Again
These people are such losers.
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LIVE: Come On, White House. Let's Hear Those Kissinger Puns!
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Henry Kissinger Leaves World In Need Of New Rhetorical Question When Someone Decent Dies Young
For now, 'How is it fair that Kissinger made it to 100?' still works.
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Smoking Bishop!
AKA mulled wine. What can I tell you, Smoking Bishop sounds sexier.
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Thanksgiving Cocktail, The Flying Turkey!
As God is my witness...
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It's Wonkette Happy Hour (Again), With This Morning's Cocktail, Irish Coffee!
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Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal For The Rest Of Your Life Or Until It Is Gone
The most delicious way to eat every scrap of those leftovers. Thank us later!
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Amazon Rainforest Loss Sharply Down Under Brazil's Lula. Carbon Cost Of Yeeting Bolsonaro Into Sun Was Maybe Worth It.
55.8 percent reduction of deforestation in less than a year! Now, about the rest...
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The Energy Future Is Here, And It's Hot Rocks Plus Water. Some Assembly Required.
Earth's first 24/7 enhanced geothermal plant is cleaning up the internet a bit. (Your porn is safe.)
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Tyrant Joe Biden Reforms Welfare, Won't Let States Steal From Poor To Build Volleyball Palaces
Or blow welfare funds on abstinence education, private colleges, etc.
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Uniting Around Any Piece Of Peace, No Matter How Small
A new Wonkette Thanksgiving tradition, why not?
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