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We control our own destiny. by imeanYOLOright in Everton

[–]imeanYOLOright[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If we draw (33 + 1 = 34 pts) and Leicester win (31 + 3 = 34 pts), we'll be tied on points, but we'll get relegated based on goal difference (better than -18 for Leicester vs. -24 for us).

Few people requesting an updated graph, that result got rid of a lot of red! by CalvertsPooing in Everton

[–]imeanYOLOright 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So, if I'm reading everything correctly...

With WIN, Everton needs:

  • Leicester City to NOT get all 6 points.

With DRAW, Everton needs:

  • Leicester City to NOT get 4+ points.
  • Leeds United to NOT win by 3+ goals.

With LOSS, Everton needs:

  • Leicester City to NOT get 3+ points.
  • Leeds United to NOT win.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in Everton

[–]imeanYOLOright 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad Bowen clipped his toenails this week.

That was close.

Post-Match Thread: Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Everton by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]imeanYOLOright 320 points321 points  (0 children)

I cannot believe we got a point.

We were genuinely playing Neal Maupay and Michael Keane at striker to end the match. We have zero healthy fullbacks.

We are hanging on by a fucking thread.

Post Match Thread: Wolves 1-1 Everton | English Premier League by ImMitchell in soccer

[–]imeanYOLOright 171 points172 points  (0 children)

I cannot believe we got a point.

We were genuinely playing Neal Maupay and Michael Keane at striker to end the match. We have zero healthy fullbacks.

We are hanging on by a fucking thread.

Wolves 1 - [1] Everton - Yerry Mina 90+10’ by Golovking in soccer

[–]imeanYOLOright 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Genuinely-playing-as-Striker Michael Keane with the assist

GAME THREAD: Los Angeles Lakers (0-1) @ Denver Nuggets (1-0) - (May 19, 2023) by NBA_MOD in nba

[–]imeanYOLOright 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are they able to spend like 5 minutes reviewing that, but haven’t been able to quickly check things like whether the shot got off before the 24 or if the ball hit the rim on shot clock violations in the past?

Despite the loss, with no other teams picking up all 3 points, Everton's odd of relegation decreased slightly from 28% to 26% after this week's matches (according to fivethirtyeight.com) by imeanYOLOright in Everton

[–]imeanYOLOright[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

In positive news, we could (in theory) be safe going into the final week with a win at Wolves, Leeds loss at West Ham, and Leicester loss/tie at Newcastle.

...but I'll gladly accept any and all paths that lead to us outside of the bottom three on May 28th.

Post-Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion vs Everton by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]imeanYOLOright 163 points164 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe this isn’t sort some of fever dream.

How we somehow managed to score the first goal of the second half is absolutely bananas.

UTFT

Post-Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion 1-5 Everton | Premier League by MisterBadIdea2 in soccer

[–]imeanYOLOright 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe this isn’t sort some of fever dream.

How we somehow managed to score the first goal of the second half is absolutely bananas.

UTFT