The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

 

The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

 

Late Night (2019)

The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) by Mindy Kaling (Three Rivers Press 2011)

Alternate Titles for This Book

Here were some titles for my book that I really liked but was advised strongly not to use.

The Girl with No Tattoo 

When Your Boyfriend Fits into Your Jeans and Other Atrocities 

The Book That Was Never a Blog 

Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step-How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered 

Harry Potter Secret Book #8 

Sometimes You Just Have to Put on Lip Gloss and Pretend to Be Psyched 

I Want Dick Nowitzki to Host Saturday Night Live So Much That I'm Making It the Title of My Book 

Barf Me to Death and Other Things I've Been Known to Say 

The Last Mango in Paris (this would work best if "Mango" were the cheeky nickname for an Indian woman, and if I'd spent any time in Paris) 

So You've Just Finished Chelsea Handler's Book, Now What? 

Deep-Dish Pizza in Kabul (a touching novel about a brave girl enjoying Chicago-style pizza in secret Taliban-ruled Afghanistan) 

There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes 

I Don't Know How She Does It, But I Suspect She Gets Help from Illegal Immigrants