Velocity . . . velocity.

Nicked from Facebook

Reporter: ‘What qualities will Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink bring?’
Strachan: ‘Have no idea but I said I’d bring a big name to the club!’

Kudos to whoever came up with this . . .

The Miliband brothers . . . Lisa Nandy . . . Kamala Harris . . . and Mayor Pete.

What the fuck happens? Do I really care? Not really.

Now That's What I Call My Favourite Halloween Joke . . .

Still my favourite Halloween themed joke. Three years running now. Funnier than every episode of Treehouse of Horror:

Never Mind The Ballots

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