"Jez: (Aww, we do love each other, really...) Mark: (...I simply must get rid of him.)"

Catching up again (part 51)

99/50

Finally caught up. Thank fucking christ. Just don't ask me about the 'Rounds' update  . . . I'll burst into tears.

"Oh what? So... Mr... Ocean Colour Pants doesn't get it? Well, quelle fucking surprise."

Catching up again (part 50)

98/50

"Super Hans: Love's hard mate. Fucking hard. Doesn't work... breaks. But you've got to give it a go. Norwich are never going to win the league, but they still turn up every week don't they? The pricks."

Catching up again (part 50)

97/50

" I can't believe you're trying to make me get a job not in the media. You're such a bastard."

Catching up again (part 49)

96/50

"Another roast? That's the third today."

Catching up again (part 48)

95/50

"I'm wrestling with the white working class! Morse never did this!) Just shut up!! (I'm better than Morse!)"

Catching up again (part 47)

94/50

"(I should do something. If decent people like me do nothing, then what? Then they'll come for the trade unionists- although that, to be honest, wouldn't really bother me too much)"

Catching up again (part 46)

93/50

"Super Hans: Yeah. Oh, demanded the Ramsgate blowjob. Jez: Mumford & Sons?"

Catching up again (part 45)

92/50

"Super Hans: Correct. Phonies. Jez: Foo Fighters."

Catching up again (part 44)

91/50

"Super Hans: Fakers. Jez: Pavement."

Catching up again (part 43)

90/50

"Super Hans: Correct. Bullshitters turning wank into cash. Jez: Flaming Lips?"

Catching up again (part 42)

89/50

"Isn't it convenient that out of the approximately three billion adult women in the world, your one true love happens to live in the same block of flats as you, instead of in a village in Mozambique?"

Catching up again (part 41)

88/50

"Well . . . I did once start a business book and I've always fancied doing an article about the evacuation of Greece in 1941 for the local paper. Not that it would really fit in with all the kebab shop stabbings."

Catching up again (part 40)

87/50

"Dobby: [sings] Jeff's doing a joke, Jeff's doing a joke, everybody quiet 'cos Jeff's doing a joke!"

Catching up again (part 39)

86/50

"What?!! None?! But number 23 said she was definitely going to tick! That's a verbal contract!"

Catching up again (part 38)

85/50

"Super Hans: He wants to go home."

Catching up again (part 37)

84/50

"Dobby: [reading] You're a piece of shit. Shitter, Stuff your bollocks up your gob..."

Catching up again (part 36)

83/50

"Have you read the Big Beat Manifesto lately?"

Catching up again (part 35)

82/50

"It smells wrong. I mean, the Megatron doesn't say 'urban freewheeelers', it says 'sofa masturbators'...y'know"

Catching up again (part 34)

81/50

"Right, and who won - Gore Vidal or Dr Jonathan Miller?"

Catching up again (part 33)

80/50