"I say I don't like cricket (Oh no!) I love it"

 When you're just throwing darts for the hell of it . . . 

"Uncle Bobby, what do I sing now?"

Torturous I know, but I have to make use of my encyclopedic knowledge of Dallas somehow:

Getting Older

Bastard genius Half Man Half Biscuit lyric:

"Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren." [Totnes Bickering Fair]

Hat tip to the thoughts of chairman mickeymo.