"Echoes down my track . . . "

 

16/50

"I'm going to hum this tune forever . . ."

 

15/50

"Now I've come of age . . ."

 

14/50

Top tips, soft tips . . .

Riddle me this. Got the wee yin a soft tip dart board for his birthday and, though I felt a bit of traitor, I threw some soft tip darts to show him how it works. Slow forward five minutes and I hit a 180 with on the proper board with proper darts. Is that the key? Who knows. I dare not question the process.

 

13/50

"We saw him do a bit of a trick for Ireland."

 

12/50

"Happyish if we got good money for Abada."

 

11/50

"Celtic lost their goddamn mind."

 

10/50

"He's very unlucky . . . "

 

9/50

"Watch the time, please."

 

8/50

Cereal Driller

 

7/50

'Can't get you out of my head'

 

6/50

"Peeling the skin back from my eyes . . . "

 

5/50

An Uncertain Smile

 

4/50

"Go put on your bus pants."

 

3/50

"Secret code designation . . ."

 

2/50

"Precious people always tell me . . . "

 " . . . it took you nearly 4 months before you hit your first 180 in 2023 . . . were you in a coma before then?"

1/50

It was coming . . .

 . . .  still lost, mind.

43/50

I feel unusual today . . .

Fuck me.

Hit another 180 in the next leg . . . and actually won the leg this time.

I might have to do the lottery tonight. My luck's in.

42/50

PS:

Actually, I did fuck up this time. Entered 18 as my score into the app. 

Force of habit. 

'What the fuck you doing, Russ Bray?'

 I've been using the Target Carrera darts off and on for the last week and a half and finally hit a 180 with them.

The Russ Bray Darts App (level fucking 7) then proceeds to reply with a 174, and I eventually lose the leg.

File under 'Fuck That'.

41/50

Busted . . .

When you're going for a S5 and bust out with the T20  . . . and then keep going. 😂

The Darts App I was playing against didn't say a fucking word. 😉

40/50