Ryan Cohen is one of us. To clarify, he is what many of those who support this company are at their core…
...a GAMER.
Setting aside the fact that he owns and runs a company dedicated to gaming, he is showing us exactly how much of a gamer he is with his play style. I’m talking every collectible, every hidden secret and every side quest. Selling junk, hoarding resources, buying upgrades. Levelling up. He’s barely even touched the main story yet, and he’s already so insanely OP that it’s going to be a breeze when he gets to the final boss.
I know a lot of people play games differently. They just want to enjoy the storyline. Maybe they can’t spend as much time as others or simply don’t have the patience. It would also be remiss of me not to mention the speedrunners whose goal is to break the game. That’s cool; each player has their own approach and should play how they wish.
But turning back to RC. He’s out here playing the long game, grinding through every facet with precision. The collectibles? Those PSA-graded trading cards, valuable assets locked in for the future. The hidden secrets? Exposing and dismantling naked short selling piece by piece. He’s completing side quests like it’s nothing— launching an NFT marketplace or his towel stock mission stirring things up; the deposition part had some zingers. Selling junk? Unprofitable stores closed and room made for better inventory. And now he has $4.6 billion in his coin purse? It’s the ultimate hoard, ready for the endgame.
All of this leads to buying upgrades—Mergers & Acquisitions—strategically positioning the company for what’s next; long-term profitability.
And once everything is in place, he’ll be ready to face the final boss: the financial system itself. But don’t worry, we’ve got the ultimate weapon in our arsenal—MOASS. When that moment comes, it’s game over for them.
Ryan Cohen isn’t just playing the game. He’s mastering it.
