Showing posts with label Dartitis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dartitis. Show all posts

Sunday, August 15, 2021

The Crafty Cockney : the autobiography by Eric Bristow (Arrow Books 2008)

 


Streetwise
‘You play like a poof!’

These were, the words my dad George said to me when he first watched me play darts. I was eleven years old and he'd just bought me a board for my birthday. I was playing in my bedroom.

‘I can't take you down the pub if you play like that,' he said.

I’d never played darts before, but three weeks later I was getting regular three-dart scores of a hundred plus. The trouble was 1 had a unique style of throwing that in my dad's eyes looked suspect. It involved standing to the side and holding the dart lower down the barrel so my little finger rested on the tip of it. This hindered my throwing action. To overcome this I raised my little finger in the air so there was no contact with the point.

‘You look like a little posh boy holding a china teacup,’ he said.

‘Give it a rest, Dad,' I said to him. This is the way I play, and this is the way I'll always play.’

He didn’t like it, but it was a style that gave me five World Championships, five World Masters, two News of the World titles, four British Opens, three Butlins Grand Masters and numerous Open wins in Sweden, Denmark and North America, plus a host of other tides — and pretty soon everybody was copying my throwing style. As soon as I got good there were thousands of other players in pubs and clubs up and down the country all playing with raised pinkies. They thought they could be great darts players just by lifting up their little finger. What a bunch of wallies!

Sunday, May 23, 2021

They kind of were famous last words . . .

My first 180 in over a month.

It's probably famous last words, but I think I've found a way around my periodic Dartitis . . . maybe.




46/50



Friday, April 09, 2021

Infuriating Joy?

I've been suffering from the 'Big D' for the past month, so this is both infuriating but also joyous in its own way.

. . . I scored 2 with my next three darts.



Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

The Luck of the Oirish . . .

 Trigger Warning - old board (I've discovered via Dart Forums that some dart players don't like looking at moth-eaten boards. It offends them.)

Thought I'd rotate the board for St Patrick's Day, and I got a 180 in the green. Also, I don't want to write too soon - but I must - but I think my dartitis is gone . . . for now.



41/50


Thursday, March 11, 2021

Tuesday, March 09, 2021

Woe is fucking me . . . (Part 2)

My dartitis in two pics. It took me about 70 seconds to throw my third dart (should be about 5-7 seconds between throws, if that)  . . .  and look where it ended up.

I guess I could just try to pass it off as a 160 outshot.





In case people are wondering what 'dartitis' is, this will give you a sense of it.

Monday, March 08, 2021

Woe is fucking me . . .

My first 180 with Designa Mustangs (23 grams).

Sadly, also my first 180 with what I think is a horrible case of Dartitis. It kicked in a couple of days ago. I hope it's just a temporary blip due to me flitting between different types - and weights -  of darts the last few weeks, but I don't know. I've never been so miserable in my darting life.



39/50

They came with different flights and stems as you can see below. I really like the Kyle Anderson flights. Very nice.