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Who Are You Thankful For? ME!
Oh baby don't I know it!
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It's A Bonus Wonkette Happy Hour, With A Thanksgiving Chocolate Martini!
Dessert first.
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This Real Recipe From Rush Limbaugh Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip In It
And that's what happened to Rush Limbaugh.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War
Thank you Mamie we guess!
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Juli Weiner
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Betty Ford's Chocolate Cake Thing Involves A Lot Of Sleeping And Hanging Out In The Freezer
Sure, 'make it,' why not!
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Juli Weiner
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Y'all Are Eatin' Collard Greens Up In Here; Or, Vegetables Are Better With Bacon
Forget 'green bean casserole.' Or eat that too, we don't care.
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Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups
Serious recipe biz here!
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WonkTV: Good Riddance To Bad Joe Manchin!
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Are We Grasping What Donald Trump Really Wants To Do To America? Is It Clear Yet?
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Trump Takes Speech In Direction Of Calling Us All 'Vermin'
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Pssst: Grandma Wonkette's Cranberry Pineapple Ginger Sauce Is Better Actually
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Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business
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Making Thanksgiving 'Monkey Bread' With Nancy Reagan
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There's A Girl On The Roof And She Thinks She's A Cat! (But She's Not.) Tabs, Wed., Nov. 22, 2023
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Stephen Robinson
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New York Times Calls A Fascist A Fascist. Sort Of.
Slightly less shitty job than usual, NYT!
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Evan Hurst
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Hot Girl Strike Fall: The Time 20,000 Women Created A Generation Of Labor Activists
Tomorrow in labor history!
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Erik Loomis
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New York Times Stunned Biden Would Spend His Birthday Alone With Family Instead Of Around People Asking Him If He's Dead Yet
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It's A Bonus Wonkette Happy Hour, With A Thanksgiving Chocolate Martini!
Dessert first.
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Matthew Hooper
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This Real Recipe From Rush Limbaugh Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip In It
And that's what happened to Rush Limbaugh.
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
290
The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War
Thank you Mamie we guess!
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Juli Weiner
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Betty Ford's Chocolate Cake Thing Involves A Lot Of Sleeping And Hanging Out In The Freezer
Sure, 'make it,' why not!
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Juli Weiner
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Uniting Around Any Piece Of Peace, No Matter How Small
A new Wonkette Thanksgiving tradition, why not?
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The National Climate Assessment Has Art, Too. It's Pretty Cool!
'If you sit by the riverside, you see a culmination of all things upstream' — Poet Laureate Ada Limón
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US And China — Yes, THAT China — Agree To Expand Renewable Energy, Ditch Fossil Fuels
For that uncle who says China's doing 'nothing.' Now he'll say China's lying. Never mind that uncle, he's a lost cause.
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Voters Tell 'Moms For Liberty' To Eat Shit
Time to put education back in the country's boards of education.
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