Who killed Captain Alex = Serious Business

This is the trailer for Uganda's very first action movie. As you can see, the special effects are top notch and the fight choreography is nothing short of brilliant.

I showed this to a Ugandan friend and all he could say was...

Alalalalala ACTION!!!!!


PS. ... more tunes to come.

Beef Bologna is serious business!

Here's the back story... I saw this whatever year it was released and must've instantly forgotten about it, but...

the song "beef bologna" somehow became embedded in my psyche im the absolute worst way. I could be at the dentist in 1989 and I was singing the tune... in line at the DMV and there I am... beef bologna. Until tonight, it never dawned on me that I live in a day and age where I could google shit up.

Since we're taking a trip down memory lane... Salvatore... I'm glad I launched you off of that porch and your face bled the whole way down you fuckin' bully piece of shit.

And since we're just sitting around talking... ladies of the world, please try to make your man feel loved and interesting. It really blows when everyone else can see it but you.

I'm always against the goddamned wall, but I'll make sure it never falls.

The Teacher is serious business!

You can lie and say you're not aroused. It's cool.

Maniac Cop is serious business! But really he just wants to wish you a Merry Christmas.

Girls Beware is serious business!

Hey lady... just forget the whole thing, I've got better things to do besides waste my time wanting you.

Maniac is serious business!

There are times where twenty minutes isn't enough.

Rock N' Roll High School is serious business!

If you feel the need to dig deeper...

Black Sunday is serious business!

A bomb threat can seriously fuck up your decision to go get a slice of pizza. And that only happens once.

Astro Zombies are serious business.

I've never been to the beach at night, 

nor touched it's glowing waters.

I just felt like saying that.