'Another of your silent invasions, eh?'
'Soviets always did think there'd be revolution in Scotland. Won't matter to you, though, will it? You'll be out of the game for good.' Cafferty gave a little wave of the hand and turned his back.
In London? Come Saturday evening will you be at a despairing loose end with the football season over for another year?
Don't fret. Celtic Liverpool will be back next year to do a bottle job come the Springtime and, in the meantime, you can hustle along to the following Euro-election hustings meetings that will be featuring Socialist Party speakers:
On Monday 1 June there'll be two, organised by local trade unions:
(1) Council Chamber, Stratford Town Hall, 29 The Broadway, E15 at 6.30 pm. Pat Deutz will represent us.
(2) Phoenix Cinema, 52 High Road, East Finchley, N2 at 6.30. Bill Martin or Adam Buick will represent us.
On Tuesday 2 June at 6pm Danny Lambert will represent us at a meeting organised by the Public & Commercial Services Union in Committe Room 14 in the House of Commons. Don't know if any "ordinary" members will be allowed entry but if you try don't forget to bring a nose-peg with you.
On Wednesday 3 June at Harrow Baptist Church, College Road, HA1 (nearest tube: Harrow on the Hill). Our representative will be Adam Buick.
Be sure to also check out Vaux Populi, the SPGB election blog.
The blogger formerly known as Possibilist Bill guest posts over at Dave's Part on why - and why you should not - vote for the SPGB in London in the coming Euro-Election.
Dave prefaces Bill's post with that old David Widgery Russian Revolution quip, and Bill finishes his post with my favourite William Morris quote.
Adam and the Ants - 'Stand and Deliver Leaflets'
Still the funniest EVER joke about the SPGB. Maybe you had to be there . . . in the SPGB, I mean.
I'll be at the laundromat if you need me.
If Willo Flood had still been at Dundee Utd - as opposed to taking Riordan's old place on the Celtic bench - would they have made a better fist of it against R*ngers today?
Saying that, Celtic could have played an extra hour of injury time and they still wouldn't have scored against Hearts today. They were bastard woeful.
Weekly Bulletin of The Socialist Party of Great Britain (98)
Dear Friends,
Welcome to the 98th of our weekly bulletins to keep you informed of changes at Socialist Party of Great Britain @ MySpace.
We now have 1490 friends!
Recent blogs:
The Worker The Capitalist The Oceans: New Dumping Grounds for Capitalism
Quote for the week:
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." Rita Rudner, Comedian and writer.
Continuing luck with your MySpace adventures!
Robert and Piers
Via the wiki page of Mike Denness:
In Australia, Denness once received an envelope that had been sent with the address "Mike Denness, cricketer". The letter inside read, "Should this reach you, the post office clearly thinks more of your ability than I do."
Note to self.
Next time Owen wakes up screaming, sing the chorus to the Dead Kennedys' 'Kill The Poor' over and over again. It quietens him down a treat. (Whistling the chorus can also be used as a back up.)
Thank you Jello Biafra. Thank you SLC Punk!
Inspired . . . and I don't even have that much of a problem with either Benitez or Liverpool.
Once again, Fergie wins the minds games and Man Utd wins the title.
Sammy Lee as Uncle Albert is just brilliant. Made my day seeing that. Those Surrey Reds can be creative when they put their minds to it.
Hat tip to the good people at Urban 75.
Lafferty hears that Drogba might be leaving Chelski, and decides to submit an audition tape.
Yes, and R*ngers are now odds on to win the title.
Weekly Bulletin of The Socialist Party of Great Britain (97)
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Recent blogs:
Greatness - perceived and real Crassness Beggar's belief
Advanced notice:
The Socialist Party of Great Britain holds its annual Summer School 26 - 28 June 2009 at Harbourne Hall, Birmingham. Members and friends from across Britain and beyond will gather to exchange ideas and experiences in all aspects of socialist activity and thought. The theme this year is "Revolution: The Theories, The Past, The Future".
Quote for the week:
"If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he'd say to himself "Come the social revolution and we'll take that away from you, mate". Whereas if his American counterpart saw a bloke drive past in a Cadillac he'd say "One day I'm going to own one of those". To my way of thinking the first attitude is wrong. The latter is right." Kerry Packer, Australian billionaire.
Continuing luck with your MySpace adventures!
Robert and Piers
I've no need to hastily construct a Temporary Autonomous Hibernian fan zone; I'll always have the highest regard for Derek Riordan. Even if it is the case that I can never pronounce his name properly.
'Tonight, Matthew, I will be diving that way'.
Is it too much to hope that Riordan does the business tonight?
It's all well and good(ish) winning dodgy penalties against the jam tarts, and then winding up the home support after cooly slotting home said pen but think of the pleasure of sticking it to both R*ngers and Gordon Strachan in the space of one match?
As Hibs are 0/3 against R*ngers this season, this is written more in hope than judgement but if Hibs don't get a result tonight - and by result, I mean three points - I can't see Celtic winning a fourth consecutive title.
Actually, what am I thinking? Riordan will probably get the winner against R*ngers tonight and then score two against Celtic on Sunday. It's probably what Celtic deserve this year.
This stream of rambling consciousness has been brought to you via 10 chewed down fingernails and a seen better days Brooklyn sofa.
The Socialist Party is standing a full list of 8 candidates in the London Region in the coming elections to the European Parliament on 4 June.
Two meetings have been arranged so far.
You can follow the progress of the campaign via our election blog, Vaux Populi.
Our election manifesto can be read at the following link.
Weekly Bulletin of The Socialist Party of Great Britain (96)
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Recent blogs:
Anarchism and Marxism What is Capitalism? What is Socialism?
Quote for the week:
"In place of the old bourgeois society, with its classes and class antagonisms, we shall have an association in which the free development of each is the condition for the free development of all." Marx & Engels, Communist Manifesto, 1848.
Continuing luck with your MySpace adventures!
Robert and Piers
May Dayschool 2009
Saturday 9 May 1.00pm till 5.00pm
Banks:Who needs them?
Community Central Hall 304 Maryhill Road Glasgow
Capitalism in Crisis:
3.30 - 3.45pm Tea break
Looking forward to seeing you all there.
For more information about the Glasgow Branch of the Socialist Party, please visit their Branch Website.
Chelski in the Champions League . . . an uproarious joke that just keeps on giving and giving.
Hat tip to a kind soul over at Urban 75.
Weekly Bulletin of The Socialist Party of Great Britain (95)
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Recent blogs:
Overlords and underlings Capitalism versus nature Oscar Wilde and socialism
Quote for the week:
I be so tired when I spit, all my words slur together
Got so many calluses my hands are like leather
Watching MTV in your big-ass chair
Trying out slang words while you're combing your hair
"Your productivity is whack, bring that box here fo-sheezy [for sure]
Go get some coffee player, punch out before your leave"
Got your feet up on the desk nodding off to sleep
While I lift, push, pull, dig, sweat, and sweep
I could work hard all my life and in the end still suffer
Because the world is controlled by you lazy muthafuckasThe Coup, Lazy Muthafucka, Party Music, 2001.
Continuing luck with your MySpace adventures!
Robert and Piers
Via the New York Times, an excellent slideshow of May Day demonstrations from around the world. (Sorry, no photo-ops from Clerkenwell Green.)
PS - Is it just me or does Berlin's black bloc come across as a shower of wankers?
That answer about the laundry? I could have written it myself. It's like we were meant to be together.
Just don't look at the answer to her final question.