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Dr. Weevil
Pedantry, Poetry, Politics, and Pie
Contact me:
E-mail: (turn it backwards)gro.liveewrd@liveewrdAny e-mail sent to this site is fair game for quotation in full or in part, with or without refutation, abuse, and cruel mockery of the spelling, style, and syntax, unless the writer specifically asks not to be quoted. Even in that case, if the e-mail is slanderous or offensive, I may and will feel free to print it and hold it up to ridicule. You know who you are, and you have been warned.
Testimonials:
Anonymous student evaluation in Latin 102:“God-like and unimprovable . . . can destroy small-minded creatures with a single thought”
The Safety Valve:“the Abominable Dr. Weevil”
James Lileks:“adamantine nuggets of erudition”
Bjørn Stærk:“first up against the wall” (one of only 22 on his Stalinist hit-list)
Pejman Yousefzadeh:“I find the bug drawings . . . creepy and worrisome”
Robin Goodfellow:“kinda newsy / kinda thinky”
Pseudo-Hesiod:“petty, small-minded, pinched, and boorish”
Silflay Hraka:“pitch, turpentine and rosewater”
Max Sawicky:“rude, unedifying, and unamusing”
Protein Wisdom:“urbane and erudite”
Noam Chomsky:“Stalinist methods of argument”
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