Monday, February 21, 2022

Board Dash

That moment in life when you do the 60-yard sprint in 4.7 seconds to get to your phone so you can take a pic before the third dart falls out. That.





8/50

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Velocity . . . velocity.

Nicked from Facebook

Reporter: ‘What qualities will Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink bring?’
Strachan: ‘Have no idea but I said I’d bring a big name to the club!’




Friday, February 18, 2022

Monday, February 07, 2022

Sunday, February 06, 2022

Dear Robin . . .

Cheating on the @LoxleyDarts Robins again.

Two 180s in one day. That has not happened in months. (10 months . . . I looked.)

I fear it means that me and the Loxley Robins will have to have THAT TALK: "It's not you, it's me . . . actually it's you."



4/50


Feeling guilty . . .ish

It's been a while. Feel a bit guilty about cheating on my Loxley Robins with ufo darts I bought from Amazon but . . .  fuck  it . . . a 180 is a 180.


3/50