Furtive and discarnate agents of SIG LLC penetrated David Miscavige’s Secret Occult Inner Zoom Circle (SOIZC). The SOIZC is where David Miscavige and his avaricious hirelings receive TOP SECRET instructions from L. […]
Russian President Vladmir Putin and Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige made a joint appearance at the Kremlin today to announce a new cooperative program between the two paranoid, repressive, dictatorial-capitalist organizations. “Russia […]
Having departed Earth in a rather overly-dramatic unaliving ceremony in 1997, Marshall Herff Applewhite and his followers immediately ascended to the Mothership which was following the comet Hale-Bopp. Nevertheless, the Level Above […]
“Freedom Magazine has named COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige as Scientology’s Man of the Year for the 37th consecutive year,” Tom Cruise announced from the stage of the Celebrity Centre. “I have […]
Having been expelled from the US Congress after being caught telling dozens of demonstrably outrageous lies about his personal life as well as being indicted for money laundering, credit card fraud, and […]
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on after spending the weekend binge watching SPTV. The rageaholic 73-year-old cult had been attacking SPTV for […]
Sir Elton John (1911-1986) was a great humanitarian who created Scientology. Sir Elton John is not to be confused with Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, a writer of science fiction and con artist whose […]
“Scientology Ghost Hunter Grant Cardone has located the ghost, or thetan, of L. Ron Hubbard at Hubbard’s former home known as Saint Hill Manor. in East Grinstead, UK,” announced Scientology spokesgoblin Ken […]
Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige is this year’s keynote speaker at the annual meeting of the Religious Fraud Association (RFA). “The RFA is committed to ensuring that fraudulent religious groups do not […]
Scientology is bringing hope to an illiterate couple in rural Appalachia who suffer from extreme illiteracy. Ashton — a chronically unemployed laborer — and his wife Mila do not know how to […]
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