Marshmallows and bacon sandwiches

Before Santa tries to break and enter later on tonight:

Still the best Christmas flavoured article ever to appear in the pages of the Socialist Standard.

As much as I love Kirsty Pogue; Slade; Graham Parker; Greg Lake and Wizzard for their yuletide offerings, this is still the best ever Christmas song:

I couldn't find a proper video for The Waitresses's classic. Surely there's one out there somewhere?

Don't Mention Harry Webb

Aye, everyone either goes for either the Pogues 'Fairytale of New York' or Noddy Holder shouting and bawling 'Merry Xmas Everybody', but the best Crimbo song bar none has to be this one. Christ, I even like the Spice Girls version

Hat tip to Spiked Candy