Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen. Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they woul…
One of the most hated individuals in America, Ted "Dracula" Cruz has just been named "The Asshole of The Year" by The US Proctologists Guild. Cruz joins other assholes of the year such as Donald "The Orange Whale" Trump, Ann "Horse Face" Coulter,…
Weirdo News: In an ironic twist, former doctor Larry Nasal was attacked in prison after a comment he allegedly made while watching the women's Wimbledon tennis tournament, according to sources familiar with the case. He confessed to having a crush on…
President Biden recently commented at a dinner in honor of America's number 1 spy, code name: Lady Chatterley, that he wishes the US had half a dozen female spies, as talented, as gorgeous, and as sexy as LC. She has dated Russian President Vladim…
The woman who became famous for having her vajayjay grabbed by the former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, says that she heard from a very reliable source that the racist bigot has been placed on suicide watch. Stormy would not reveal who…
Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills
The NRA member numbers continue to drop like rain from the sky
It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box
Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage
King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium
“I Hump for Jesus” … not if you wanna keep your job, Amy
Eric Serman is not giving up his fight against Tigers Wood
Fights at Popeyes without a single can of spinach in sight
Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!
The nation's number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic's 'Sultry'
The sales of Elon Musk's new Tesla Convertible are shooting through the 'roof'
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