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I might have to move back to NYC just to vote against this clown.
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Hate The $90 Turkeys At The Joe Biden $90 Turkey Store
He sets the prices, we're just his victims.
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Oh No, We Forgot A Salad! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 21, 2023
DID WE THOUGH? Morning news roundup!
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Trump Says '2024 Is Our Final Battle,' Wonder What He Means This Time!
Fascism? Is it fascism?
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Evan Hurst
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Maria Brainworms Strikes Again
The Money Honey's brain is runny!
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Liz Dye
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LIVE: Tough Questions From Press On Is Joe Biden Too Old To Pardon Turkeys?
Today on WonkTV!
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Evan Hurst
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Vivek Ramaswamy Is Scum. You Should Still Say His Name Correctly.
This isn't hard.
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Stephen Robinson
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Ron DeSantis's Waterloo Sequel Is As Bad As The Original
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Remembering Rosalynn Carter, 1927-2023
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WonkTV: Good Riddance To Bad Joe Manchin!
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Are We Grasping What Donald Trump Really Wants To Do To America? Is It Clear Yet?
And by 'we' we mean mainstream journalists.
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Evan Hurst
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Trump Takes Speech In Direction Of Calling Us All 'Vermin'
Look, New York Times, we fixed it for you!
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Trump Not Into Golden Showers, So Happy Thanksgiving Week About That!
He's babbling about this unprompted, but Joe Biden is too old.
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Evan Hurst
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We'll Cry For You Argentina, Your New President Is A Chainsaw-Wielding Pet Psychic
New Argentinian president Javier Milei is a fan of Trump, because of course.
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Robyn Pennacchia
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LIVE: Biden Pardons Turkey, Does Not Pardon Donald Trump
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Evan Hurst
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'This Is My Face! Get Used To That Face!' Says Serious POTUS Candidate Nikki Haley
Nikki will never come back wack on an old-school track.
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Stephen Robinson
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Remembering Rosalynn Carter, 1927-2023
Rest in peace.
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Sara Benincasa
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Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Three
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How To Save Money On Groceries. Tabs, Mon., Nov. 20, 2023
Not this week, Satan! Morning news roundup!
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Japanese Highball!
Just two ingredients. This one's easy, right?
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cosmonaut!
No, not that Cosmo. A different Cosmo. A better one.
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like … Are Heading Down The Mine
Exploring the humble Cornish Pasty!
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Regrettable Tattoo!
They said it couldn't be done. They were wrong. They said it shouldn't be done. I did it anyway.
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The National Climate Assessment Has Art, Too. It's Pretty Cool!
'If you sit by the riverside, you see a culmination of all things upstream' — Poet Laureate Ada Limón
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Doktor Zoom
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US And China — Yes, THAT China — Agree To Expand Renewable Energy, Ditch Fossil Fuels
For that uncle who says China's doing 'nothing.' Now he'll say China's lying. Never mind that uncle, he's a lost cause.
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Doktor Zoom
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Voters Tell 'Moms For Liberty' To Eat Shit
Time to put education back in the country's boards of education.
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Doktor Zoom
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Who Wants To Cut Into Some Excessive CEO Pay?
AOC, Barbara Lee, and Sheldon Whitehouse do!
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Robyn Pennacchia
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