Top tips, soft tips . . .

Riddle me this. Got the wee yin a soft tip dart board for his birthday and, though I felt a bit of traitor, I threw some soft tip darts to show him how it works. Slow forward five minutes and I hit a 180 with on the proper board with proper darts. Is that the key? Who knows. I dare not question the process.

 

13/50

"We saw him do a bit of a trick for Ireland."

 

12/50

"Happyish if we got good money for Abada."

 

11/50

"Celtic lost their goddamn mind."

 

10/50

"He's very unlucky . . . "

 

9/50

"Watch the time, please."

 

8/50

Cereal Driller

 

7/50

'Can't get you out of my head'

 

6/50

"Peeling the skin back from my eyes . . . "

 

5/50

171'itis

To the best of my knowledge, only the fourth 171 I've ever hit. At least that has been recorded for posterity. I'm actually not bad on the T19s. It's the T18s that kills me. Probably 'cos I don't throw with a straight arm. I need to work on that.

And, of course, I've yet to hit the holy grail . . .  the 3 bullseyes. One day.

An Uncertain Smile

 

4/50

171

 

"Go put on your bus pants."

 

3/50

"Secret code designation . . ."

 

2/50

It was coming . . .

 . . .  still lost, mind.

43/50

I feel unusual today . . .

Fuck me.

Hit another 180 in the next leg . . . and actually won the leg this time.

I might have to do the lottery tonight. My luck's in.

42/50

PS:

Actually, I did fuck up this time. Entered 18 as my score into the app. 

Force of habit. 

'What the fuck you doing, Russ Bray?'

 I've been using the Target Carrera darts off and on for the last week and a half and finally hit a 180 with them.

The Russ Bray Darts App (level fucking 7) then proceeds to reply with a 174, and I eventually lose the leg.

File under 'Fuck That'.

41/50