Dear Kim & Thurston,
Seriously guys, this is an October Fools' joke, right? I mean, c'mon, you guys- you're like indie rock royalty and stuff, you can't do this to
us. At least stay together for the fans.
And Mark Jacobs, too. I mean, next time he debuts a fashion line and you two aren't there front and center wearing shredded thrift store gear and looking super uninterested in everything, it's gonna be weird.
But you're not breaking up the band, right? I hear it's still cool and all, like musically and stuff. I should've known something was up when you got the bro from
Pavement to play bass so Kim could look cooler singing and playing her guitar (which was probably turned way down, thanks Lee). I can't believe this.
It was Thurston, right? Did you bang someone else, dude? It was one of these new indie rock goddess-types, like
Zola Jesus or
Alice Glass or that dude from the
Yeah Yeah Yeahs*.
This kinda sucks guys.
Whatever, here's
Goo.
Maybe I'll post a
Sonic Youth record every day until you either get back together or the band breaks up.
* -
Karen O is actually an
alien.