Will, don't even start on me

Lookee . . . he can score goals.

Genuine names from Glasgow's 5-a-side league

Hat tip to Will Rubbish and 'SP'.

My favourites have to be Bayern Bru, FC Copenbadly and *cough* Torpedo Belgrano.

I believe that there's a bit of a tussle at the moment between Hajduk Spliff and LSD Eindhoven over the signature of Richie Hart.

Steaua Needarest

Dyslexia Untied

Fatzio

Red Star Bellend

Sporting Lesbian

Grass Smokers Zurich

Hajduk Spliff

LSD Eindhoven

Albion Hungovers

Real Sosobad

Shackthar Senseless

Hardly Athletic

St. Mirnoff

Real Ale Madrid

Fred West Ham

Unreal Madrid

Rapid Viagra

Barearselona

Bayern Bru

Athletico Madras

Deportivo Lack a Talent

Bayer Neverlusen

Borussia Nosobad

Sparka Fag

Graham Rix U16's

Big Bertha Berlin

Inter Masister

Substandard Liege

Torpedo Belgrano

Bayer Leverarchfile

FC Copenbadly

Sporting Abeergut

Dinamo Mince

Red Stripe Belgrade

Fake Madrid

Unathletic Madrid

Outer Milan