I'm all for helping the enviroment but for christs sake,can't I even go shopping without having a bloody row about a carrier bag. This is not the first time its happened. First the Co-op,thenTescos and today Somerfield. On the way back from town ,I decided to get some food so into Somerfield I wander. One basket of shopping (approx 2 carrier bags worth) and up to the til I went. The conversation went something like this.....
Me "Can I have a couple of Carrier Bags please"
Assistant "Would you like to buy a bag for life for 10p and re-use it"
Me "No,can I just have couple of carrier bags please"
Assistant "With these re-useable bags you can bring them with you when you come back"
Me "I don't really have massive pockets for your bag and when I go out,bringing a super carrier bag is the last thing on my mind. Its bad enough remembering my keys and wallet and I don't carry a hand-bag"
Assistant " Its only 10p and you'll be saving the enviroment"
Me "I'll give you 10p extra just to shut you up mate. I just want 2 carrier bags please. Its a shop and I'm shopping"
Assistant "But you can use these bags for life"
Me "Look,can I just have some carrier bags please. I'm not going to have a row about it"
Assistant "Don't you want to save the enviroment then"
Me "I already do in many other ways,now are you going to give me the bags"
Assistant " We are gradually phasing carrier-bags out and soon they'll be no bags. I'll let you have them this time"
Me "Thanks,I'm eternally grateful. Don't worry,I won't come back and soon neither will anyone else. I can shop online like 99% of the population and soon,it will be your job they'll be phasing out"
Assistant "Theres no need to speak to me like that"
Me "Yes there is,you're a twat"
Is it just me or has the world gone enviromentally stupid?