[[Hat guy is holding a golf club and speaking into a P.A. system]]
Hat guy: Attention,
Hat guy: To the owner of a Dodge Viper SRT-10 with license plate "MYTOY", your lights are on and your windshield was just smashed with a golf club.
{{title text: There's a red convertible outside my building with the license plate 'DADS MNY'.}}
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