[[Figure reading a book in a chair]]
{{Pet peeve #114:}}
Voice on the phone: Really? What are you doing reading? It's Saturday night!
{{Alt text: I'm reading a goddamn book, thank you very much.}}
xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.