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[–]NotOfThisPlane 467 points468 points  (20 children)

I love how he’s ONLY EVER out in public with ROBYN.

[–]OkTaro462 146 points147 points  (12 children)

She isn’t the head wife!!!!! 😠 😡 😤 😡

[–]KittenG8r 86 points87 points  (0 children)

HE DOESN’T HAVE A HEAD WIFE

[–]WheresRobbieTho 134 points135 points  (8 children)

She's just the gives-head wife

[–]stormy_llewellyn 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I hate you for this 😂💀

[–]WheresRobbieTho 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Not as much as I hate me for it

[–]stormy_llewellyn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well at least we're on the same page!

[–]Formal-Permission-27 20 points21 points  (1 child)

🤢🤮

[–]NotOfThisPlane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AND HES SICK OF IT DAMNIT!

[–]Muffin3602 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣😂😂😂

[–]Namawtosix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🏆🏆🏆💐💐👆

[–]joyous201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Notmycupoftea13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but shes the only place his little head goes into these days.

[–]cheese_hotdog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because she is the only wife lol

[–]seabreezesqueeze 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Never see pictures of him out and about with anybody but her

[–]kri5ie 34 points35 points  (2 children)

At least she isn’t sobbin 😭

[–]Serenity_Moon_66 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol😂 Nope! Because she got her way & manipulated her Sister Wives right out of her way and away from HER husband🤦🏻‍♀️

[–]NotOfThisPlane 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ha. Good one. But so so true

[–]brghtside 13 points14 points  (0 children)

DON’T BE SHU SHPESHUSH

[–]Worried_Ad_5411 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And apparently it’s not COVID keeps him away!

[–]Muffycola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He loves her best

[–]Boss-Not-Bossy 134 points135 points  (6 children)

Asuelu & Kalani modeling monogamous dysfunction and Sobyn & Christine’s ex modeling polyg dysfunction.

[–]YouGetABan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Except it's hard to model plug dysfunction when you're monogamous.

[–]Boss-Not-Bossy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True. So I guess they’re all models of monogamous dysfunction.

[–]KrabbyNatty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang it…Take my free award RIGHT NOW!!!

[–]Ali_h90 266 points267 points  (2 children)

The crossover nobody wanted.

[–]Rripurnia 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]farm_her2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth on every level

[–]KittensWithChickens 106 points107 points  (2 children)

My caption: 5 human beings and not one job among them

[–]leftoverrpizzza 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whaaaat? I thought Asuelo is making the big bucks as a part time frozen yogurt chef!

[–]98221-poppin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ahhhahahahaha!! This is the best job yet! Lmao

[–]lilmaelove 233 points234 points  (5 children)

Aww maybe Asuelu is Robyn’s dark haired spirit baby, she found him after all!! (Serious eye roll tho seeing this pic)

[–]ByteAboutTown 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment! Aseulu definitely needs a different mother, so I am actually in favor of this.

[–]Comicbookfangirl 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Don’t scroll your eyes!😄

[–]Subterranean44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This isn’t the only possible explanation.

[–]OkTaro462 2 points3 points  (0 children)

💀

[–]restyourbreasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣😂🤣😂💀 ⚰️

[–]CorrectBus740 143 points144 points  (11 children)

Those fucking peace fingers he does! He does NOTHING to create peace in his life. Why is he projecting that on us?

[–]kstrawmatt2020 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sure he does…see? He’s making the fingers/s

[–]dodoatsandwiggets 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He thinks he’s so cool.

[–]books_n_food 33 points34 points  (3 children)

I mean... did he know when he does it with his palm facing his body he's actually saying "up yours"?

It's like the middle finger in the UK, Australia, NZ...

[–]Dry-Cry-Robyn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

HA! I was scrolling to see if anyone else noticed - and you didn't disappoint!

I think he's just told us all to get buggered.

[–]7ampersand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I double dog dare you to tell him this “peace” of info.

[–]cdnsalix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to say the same! He's saying sod off, not peace. Probably intentional. 😄

[–]broknkittn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That was the first thing I noticed too.

[–]harry-package 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My thought exactly. The gun peddler drama boy with his peace sign. Jayzus.

[–]Playful_Perception_8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s bad juju

[–]Successful_Seesaw_47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are peace fingers? I thought she was,pregnant with twins.

[–]Decent_Ad_5403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's touching Sobbin's boobies in his mind....

[–]EnoughPicture 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Dumb and Dumber…TLC edition

[–]Worried_Ad_5411 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lazy and Lazier

[–]dianna1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤭🤭🤭

[–]Mybabyhadamullet 100 points101 points  (1 child)

Not a caption but I could see Asuelo being easily swayed into thinking multiple wives (that work and earn money) would be a great idea...then he could send some home to his mama.

[–]rimjobnemesis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And his sisters.

[–]Pale-Conference-174 39 points40 points  (0 children)

When the 4 braincells had a summit

[–]texas_forever_yall 39 points40 points  (6 children)

Robyn’s grandma style is a whole face palm. She is always having a Chico’s kind of day.

[–]jacquelynjoy 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I work at Chico's and we're much more stylish than this...I had a customer who was 95 years old today and was dressed in a much cuter outfit than the whole wrecks that Robyn is constantly wearing.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

More like beals

[–]texas_forever_yall 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yes! I can smell the polyester blend from here!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same

[–]harry-package 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have said the Blair catalog. One stop shopping for polyester pull-on pants or DuNgAreEs, non-descript bLoUsEs in horrible prints & ugly-enough-to-be-orthopedic-but-aren’t shoes.

[–]7ampersand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! Don’t talk about Chico’s that way! For shame.

[–]EnglishRose71 28 points29 points  (3 children)

What?!!!! Do Kalani and Asuelu even watch Sister Wives? They don't have a clue who they're hanging out with. I can't give that a thumbs up, and where are Meri and Janelle?

[–]K-Combs 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Kalani and Asuelu live near/in St. George…. I hate that I know that

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Also, they are Mormon as well, embarrassed that I know that

[–]easy_bake_loven[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i’m just as confused as you😭

[–]Tamras-evil-eye 23 points24 points  (0 children)

2 monogamous couples and a baby

[–]MsquaredAsquared 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What in the Utah?!?!

[–]DrDavidsKilt 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Welcome committee in hell 🔥

Edit - not the baby tho 🥲

[–]6dragonsandapigglet 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Taking the picture: “MORMANS UNITE! Cheese!” After the picture: Kody: “no, you have to do a peace sign my man” Asuelu: “I did! This is your peace! With your first 3 wives out of the picture! See! 🤙”

[–]dianna1976 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Is this an old picture? Their youngest would be much older than that no?

[–]DentistAdept225 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree their youngest is much bigger then in this pic. At least a year ago.

[–]hippotus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think so. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic before.

[–]lunalovebueno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s an old picture. I remember this being posted a while back

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bet Aseulo called Kody “weird” or “a slut people .” When they were out of earshot. 🤣

[–]SurroundedByCrazy789 10 points11 points  (4 children)

When my favorite tv worlds collide like this, it makes me so happy. I miss Seeking Sister Wife, that one couple was a combo of 90DF and Sister Wives in the best way. If that can be done in a good way...

[–]jacquelynjoy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I binge-watched that show when I was in the hospital--every single one of those couples were an entire train wreck.

[–]Battgyrl 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Seeking Sister Wife comes back in June!

[–]kpossible0889 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Relaying the good word to your fellow trash tv lovers. May you be visited by Robin’s dark haired spirit child.

[–]SurroundedByCrazy789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay! Hopefully my fave couple is back. Thank you!

[–]susanlantz 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Dear Kody, you are in no way a young surfer boy. Trying to prove otherwise, only makes you look desperate and things worse.

[–]7ampersand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus that’s not the sign surfers throw anyway. He’s such a dimwit.

[–]jdawg92721 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No. Just no.

[–]crayzeeseason 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh look, an idiot sandwich!

[–]OkConsideration7192 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a bunch of goofballs

[–]Live-Blueberry-9987 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I don't have a caption, I can't beat the Aselulu osnher dark haired spirit child, so I'm not even going to try.

Just had to comment that I am totally perplexed, how is she only 43 years old. I'm not sure if it's her style or what that ages her?

It's not like she's ragged or looking rough or wrinkly, but there's just something going on that makes me mystified she's in her low 40's and I can't put my finger on it.

[–]Dry-Cry-Robyn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Breakdancing will do that to a girl.

[–]7ampersand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucking the life out of her sister wives maybe?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man-child dads

[–]ncmnlgd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

STOP THIS IS HILARIOUS

[–]achie318 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“MY wife is the BEST of the BEST one” - Asuelu

[–]amoodymermaid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“We have no idea what birth control is.”

[–]banana119 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course he’d be with Robin…

[–]Heidan20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When trial-a-wife becomes dial-a-wife.

[–]general-leia-lis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Terrible Life Choices

[–]megangreycarroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like destiny. Like we shudduh all been together from day one.

[–]TheycallitLeBigMac 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Robyn's shirts are always so unbreathable and scratchy looking.

Is there some religious thing about eschewing soft, breathable clothing I'm not aware of?

[–]bigskyseattle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered if instead of the itchy long Mormon undergarments, she's skipping that stage and just going for itchy clothes??

[–]MisssJaynie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s a lot of trash cans for one photo

[–]InnerPassenger5840 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Where were they?

[–]ckm29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Black Bear Diner or somewhere like that.

[–]Playful_Perception_8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SURPRISE Kotex is still with the same wife

[–]The_Bard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kody needed to feel like a good father for the day.

[–]Clit_hit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of COURSE it’s Robyn 😒

[–]paulyspocket2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My drunk ass couldn’t process what I was looking at.

[–]PinkShark_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely not the best of the best!

[–]98221-poppin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are boys always in pajamas?? Kalani never has real clothes on them. Maybe Sobyn ought to share her nanny😆

[–]kjcoronado 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Kalani wear clothes that cover your jugs. You'll excite your man child loser husband. I wish they would just go away.

[–]No_Top5223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so tired of having to look at Kalani’s boobs. Janelle wouldn’t go anywhere near those things

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  • Guy who says the intros, voice *

The Cross Over ~~ You Never Wanted

      90 day sister fiancé

[–]Here_for_a_laugh82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s be nice if he learned how to actually do “peace” fingers in pictures instead of doing “fuck you” fingers but that’s too advanced for him. Also Robyn’s hair is a brown football helmet from hell.

[–]Real-Bluebird-1987 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ain't nobody there needs to be married to each other

[–]MQsmom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What Covid?

[–]KristiDFW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the hell did this happen?

[–]monsieur-escargot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toxic relationships

[–]SkepticAquarian876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Older dysfunctional couple phot opt with anither dysfunctional younger couple.

[–]Ok-Air-7187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shitty spouses book club

[–]octoberbored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kalani can do so much better than aseulu

[–]Dianag519 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wth is this! Two worlds are colliding!

[–]alexbeaubalexx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the mormon and reality tv Venn diagram meet

[–]cdnsalix 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Glad Robyn's thyroid looks better! I think she's had health stuff going on over the last two years that she isn't covering on the show.

[–]IronicSmile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All these slut people!

But really, all these people suck. I don't know what's worse, this crossover or the fact I recognize these idiots. 😭 Kalani grew up Morman.

[–]Vintagenena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lying bitch

[–]meatballkelzone 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait….are these people ;besides kody and sobyn) from tlc ? Like for real for real?

If so they must def be desperate

[–]SerJaimeRegrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, they’re from 90 Day Fiancé.

[–]sandy-horseshoe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why is Kalani hunching down while also sticking her neck/chin out at an angle

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused

[–]tiffanyblueprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay crossover from hell

[–]Rripurnia 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Don’t watch the 90 Day Fiancé so I have to ask: is that a spirit baby?

[–]SerJaimeRegrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kalani wishes.

[–]StanOfEverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have NO words.

[–]betothejoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is happening?

[–]nonb1narygh0st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this feels like two worlds colliding

[–]biggigglybottoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the actual f

[–]Heathersauras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boo! Worse crossover ever!

[–]tiarabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this surviving sister wives fever dream?

[–]rillybigdill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😳

[–]rillybigdill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait. is this old? who is that baby?!! hers are older no?

[–]SkepticAquarian876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asuelo is the only adult human I like in this picture.

[–]lafc88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this, a cross-over episode?

[–]DaintyAmber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooo! Sobyn can’t touch her. Sobyn and Kody need to leave

[–]baumsm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit ‘pathetic

[–]Successful_Seesaw_47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby factory meets baby factory.

[–]LeaveDaCannoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, whaaaat????

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Asuelu and Kalani!! Robyn and Cody could actually take a pointer from them. Lol they're much nicer and better people in my opinion.

[–]Myschyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Land of the fake smiles.

[–]WatercressComplex635 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But...why???

[–]Serenity_Moon_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's Robyn's dark haired little boy‼️

Ps.. Monogamous Couple troll their polygamist family they left at home.

[–]NarwhalCommercial360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to Stay Relevant

[–]kpossible0889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When was this cuz Robin actually looks…..good.

I also can’t tell if this is at Robin’s chachki mansion?

[–]hockeyhon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ashely is taller than I expected.

[–]Juache45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps they’re filming a PSA for The LDS? 🫤

[–]RexSmith1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND HELL COMETH AFTER!

[–]gabagoolgodess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cross over we all knew we didn’t need.

[–]leftoverrpizzza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so weird I’m screaming

[–]SnooHamsters3674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ROBYN CAN SMILE?! Whoa. Dare I say - she almost looks genuinely happy here. This is some uncanny valley eerie shit.

[–]CherokeeHairTampons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cody take my wife thanks

[–]zenli2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asuelu would fit right in as husband-son

[–]FeelinSasquatchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They sure do care about covid don't they

[–]Icepickchippies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robyn’s face looks photoshopped on

[–]BackgroundReporter35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did i think that was white claw gabe🥲

[–]Muffycola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For gods sake, where does Sobyn get those ugly clothes?