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[–]Nihil66 132 points133 points  (7 children)

Set me up with some good weed for my stay and I'll go hang for a while in Canada with her.

[–]9ND79 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Lol! Only the finest green will do.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll welcome ya with open arms or recommendations of the best dispensary locations 😭🤣!!!

[–]catahoulaleperdog 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i would need dissociative hallucinogens with a strong amnestic component to sleep with that

[–]Early-Ad-6014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😅🤣 You made me laugh! If I was a guy, I'd need to be placed under general anesthesia.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well cmon now, 🍃

[–]ThermiteSnake 105 points106 points  (4 children)

Well shit, how much is she paying? My wife says I need a side hustle.

[–]notbornwithatail 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This made me guffaw. .

[–]Total-College-6829 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This woman will ride you like bicycle for hire! Your wife will divorce you and collect your loot from Canada. 😂

[–]Early-Ad-6014 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🤣😂! She better be paying well!!

[–]JipijurOkay, Spahkles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣 you will get it done

[–]HarbourJayKay 64 points65 points  (3 children)

“According to the government website, Canada aims to welcome 431,645 new permanent residents in 2022, 447,055 in 2023, and 451,000 in 2024.” So you don’t really need to get married to come here. 😂

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly, why marry one when they are coming in already

[–]kklovemystl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good to keep in mind, depending on the next couple of election outcomes…🤔

[–]Early-Ad-6014 115 points116 points  (12 children)

Dear God lady, the least you can do is smile if your looking for a boy toy!

[–]StilettoBeach 61 points62 points  (1 child)

She's all business! Gotta respect the professinoalism.

[–]Early-Ad-6014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😆

[–]rutheman4me2 14 points15 points  (1 child)

She getting ready for her mug shot ! Crossover LAL

[–]Consistent_Grass8342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂thought it looked mug shot ish 2😉

[–]Shepea64 8 points9 points  (2 children)

She looks bitchy

[–]StilettoBeach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, you gotta earn yer keep!

[–]Early-Ad-6014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... at the very least! Bitchy is far too kind.🤗

[–]paitenanner 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I feel like this is her version of “tropic steel” or whatever the douchey Brit darcey was dating called it

[–]lilyvonstp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

blue steel

[–]ClippersAuxaliuos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby steal

[–]cinnamonbunbunbunny 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Picture of the passport was a nice touch.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Don’t believe it … it could be a lie 😂

[–]gohome2020youredrunk 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It reeks of scam.

[–]ndiojukwu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10000% a scam

[–]MotherofChoadKris’ Pillbilly Kin from Georgia 💊 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Didn’t know Laura had a cousin

[–]Early-Ad-6014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣

[–]Love-you-Dumbo 34 points35 points  (8 children)

William has entered the chat

[–]Maddybreanne 60 points61 points  (5 children)

Williams * lol

[–]notbornwithatail 55 points56 points  (2 children)

The Weeyams. No one can resist that English accent.

[–]afistfulofyenStephanies Fart Jars 24 points25 points  (0 children)

god help me i read that in yolanda's voice

[–]Maddybreanne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahaha

[–]travelingveggie 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The S is crucial 🤣

[–]Maddybreanne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha 😝

[–]GwynnethPoultry 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Usman orders William to step aside be and shows how it's done

[–]Evade_Hell 33 points34 points  (0 children)

North African young men have entered the chat

[–]Ok-meow 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What a crabby face.

[–]Luminox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She looks like a Karen.

[–]notagainma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thought this was Roseanne

[–]I_like_cake_7 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m a 32 year old man and I decline this offer. Living in Canada isn’t worth putting up with this.

[–]casade5 9 points10 points  (1 child)

[–]Lizette1945 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what? does she miss her son??

[–]Mrdodgeman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s a happy one isn’t she. 🤪🤪🤪

[–]mr_gonzalo05 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Catch me on the 90 day series y'all. Real talk only going over for the health care.

[–]Left_Pineapple4428 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm not a man but I'd be one for her so I can get out of the US 😂

[–]DirkDiggler2424 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% chance she’d tie you up to the bedpost and torture you for all of eternity

[–]Suspicious_Tell_5940 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She wants some Yammieee.

[–]grn_eyed_bandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wit da heavySac

[–]grn_eyed_bandit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*Love After Lockup has entered the chat

[–]KeyNo4772 9 points10 points  (1 child)

She’s 55?

[–]Biblio-Kate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My first thought was that’s a hard 55. I think she shaved about 10 years off her age.

[–]Kontos_Steliomuy confuso 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What's her hidden talent?

[–]Dollmaker1975 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Speaking to the manager

[–]Abbydoggo4[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Grumpiness

[–]International_Hat113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think SojaBoy would make the trek to Canada? She seems like his type…

[–]NickolaiLuchese 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Which province? Asking for a friend

[–]jml510 4 points5 points  (22 children)

Speaking of Canada, I don't remember there ever being a US cast member dating a Canadian (Debbie doesn't count) on 90DF. I'm surprised to have not seen more Canadiens.

[–]Abbydoggo4[S] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I wonder if the finace visa process for US/Canada is simpler than everywhere else?

Also, there isn’t enough cultural disparity for interesting television.

[–]TangledSunshineCA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to pay WHAT to see the Dr??? Lol

[–]Fancy_Age_7972 7 points8 points  (0 children)

 Laura Jallali from 90 day The Other Way is Canadian but I think shes the only one.

[–]Astrawish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of the fiancé’s are coming from 3rd world countries. Canada is not bad enough to want to escape by means of marriage

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’d have to do a 90 day Canadian version

[–]fuckthislifeintheass 7 points8 points  (16 children)

No Canadian wants to live in this shithole.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (8 children)

I’m Canadian and I love the USA!

I envy the fact that they could go on a tropical, mountain, and desert vacation all in the same country haha. I’m introverted and I also appreciate the open and talkative nature Americans have because sometimes it’s hard for me to start conversations.

I wouldn’t move because I like my benefits here, but the US definitely isn’t a shithole.

[–]mayrag749 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

It's a great place for sure. Sadly all the things people like about us are what is being taken away.

There were recently talks of dividing the country so you'd need a passport to cross state lines and right now our politicians (who know nothing about guns or rifles or much of anything) are attempting to save money by not providing everyone free mental health and instead taking away guns.

The fact that we are so free and large is what people like about us. Yet everyone wants to make us like the rest of the world. I wish they would all understand that this isn't what the USA needs and finally open their eyes and realize that they are moving in the wrong direction.

We are soon due this month to have our elections and I think we will all be very surprised with the way Americans will vote. I predict a lot of people will suddenly vote conservative after suffering so much theft and violence increases these past 2 yrs.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

not providing everyone free mental health

unfortunately, there's hardly any countries that provide free mental health services, even in Canada where there's a universal healthcare system. (we also don't have dental or vision, so we still have to sign up for a third party insurance plan like you guys to cover basically everything else) it's so so important, and sometimes even more so than physical health.

[–]mayrag749 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It is. The brain is what controls actions, emotions, and everything else. It's just as important if not more.

Things need to change.

I actually looked at the statistics for gun deaths in the USA and MORE THAN HALF are due to suicide.

That tells me the issue isn't 100% the existence of guns but mental health.

People need to take care of one another more.

The kids who commit mass shootings need to be cared for by the people they spend most of their time with; teachers!

Teachers are actually trained in college to OBSERVE their students for behavioral changes or disturbances of any kind. It is their job, in the most literal , to know when a student is at risk or has issues at school or at home.

So instead of being angry at the parents who have to work more than one job to make ends meet because they didn't know little Johnny was planning a mass shooting, let's start emphasizing more awareness in teachers.

The days of just doing what is required or expected of you as a teacher are gone. You need to go above or beyond and care for all your students. If teachers don't start paying attention to students more we will continue to have mass shootings even if guns are banned. Because the issue is mental health based no gun based.

Those are the facts. I hope people being to realize this and start making changes.

[–]Middle-Seaweed4214 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We do have free mental health services. Accessibility does vary though and so does exactly what services you can access and for how long. If you are are looking for psychiatrist or psychologist you’ll need a referral from a dr. You will likely only get to see them on a time limited basis and it can take months unless there’s an acute need.

I agree though we absolutely need more and better accessibility.

[–]bdart1980I'm vegan, but I want your freaking meat! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that's not entirely true.. most half decent jobs in Canada offer health benefits that cover all of that for a small pay deduction. My girlfriend doesn't currently have benefits, but OHIP will cover any meds/services for her daughter..

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

If you’re calling the US a shithole, you haven’t visited the right countries yet.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Man it surprises me when people call the US a shit hole. They clearly have not visited many other countries, especially poorer countries. I remember going to Costa Rica and being shocked at how they lived. Literal dirt floors, tarps for roofs, buckets for toilets, you name it. It was sad. Hell even the Bahamas are a far cry from how nice it is here. A ton of Americans take our country for granted.

[–]JaciOrca 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I agree. I, too, have visited such countries for long stretches. Upon the plane landing in USA on the way back and pilot annoucing: ladies and gentlemen, the United States of America, I LOVED how the entire cabin of passengers cheered loudly.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep! We have it good here. And people who have never left the country and gone to those poorer countries will never realize that. There’s a reason so many people want to come live here. It isn’t because it’s a shithole.

[–]Astrawish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, US has many problems but not to the degree that people suffer and go without in other countries. Here there are at least many possibilities and resources. In other countries you’re just SOL

[–]Imaginary-Cheetah149 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mexico too

[–]TopangaK9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another agreeing. I've been to many countries, including India, Soviet Union, Africa, Mexico, Belize, etc. Sometimes when I get off the plane back in the US, I want to kiss the ground and shout "I LOVE & APPRECIATE YOU AMERICA!"

PS. Bet Griner has changed her opinion of the US!

[–]leviathab13186 1 point2 points  (1 child)

“We met in a chat room about baking”

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“We met in a chatroom about 90 Day Fiancé” 😂

[–]Nunyo_Bidniss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard no!

[–]PharmRexitAlmost there, lazy. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roseanne Barr moved to Canada?!

[–]Katie13ug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I sign my husband up?

[–]MasterJeebusWe use hot tub for therapy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usman would go for it

[–]ek8ti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is she the "hidden talent"?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usman Soulja boi will take you lol

[–]alwaysoffended88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like Roseanne Barr!

[–]tim292969 2 points3 points  (8 children)

I'm 53 and I wouldn't live with your dank ass

[–]WhoBroughtTheCoolKid 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You’re too old!

[–]tim292969 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much 😂

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

lol idk why you got downvoted. if she’s allowed to say she won’t date anyone over 35, surely you’re allowed to call her dank.

[–]mayrag749 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What's dank mean? When I was a teenager it meant something positive but I got a feeling he isnt giving her a compliment 😆

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm familiar with the slang term too, but the actual definition is "disagreeably damp, musty, and typically cold" lol

[–]mayrag749 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow! Def not what I was thinking.

[–]bdart1980I'm vegan, but I want your freaking meat! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dank definitely fits here then.. lol

[–]bdart1980I'm vegan, but I want your freaking meat! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha, it's pretty bad when I'm 42 and cringe at that proposition... good luck finding a decent 35 year old (or younger).

[–]GreatHuntersFoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn’t look toxic or terrible At All

[–]Icy-March1130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s goooo

[–]Angelixlucy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

[–]colorlessperspective 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The Tunisian Mohammed will be thrilled

[–]Angelixlucy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Sufficient-Dinner-27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that she can't find ANY Canadians who meet her requirements is telling!

[–]Purple-Departure-414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like shes going to chain you up to a radiator and feed you bread and water once a day but only after you please that dust trap between her legs. You will never be heard from again. Respond at your own risk fellas.

[–]bdart1980I'm vegan, but I want your freaking meat! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but what's her hidden talent??

[–]bluebrooke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we know who she finds yet?

[–]hotroddbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wants to knock boots or what?

[–]No-Broccoli8185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those have been 55 rough damn years, Oof 35? No ma'am you'll be lucky to pull a senior on blind pension.

[–]grrlwonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, this one doesn't even smile.

[–]beccadot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like she’s into bondage.

[–]Historical-Map7788 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh God another 55 year old (who looks 60) looking for a gigolo.

[–]Shepea64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Lord, it's another Angela! A Canadian! Angela!

[–]Educational-Let-1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will she make an EVEDUNS binder if we leave her?

[–]Phuque73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she rich?

[–]Total-College-6829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This lady is not here to play! Interview will be questions like 1) show me your teeth!

2) are you a grower or what?

3) are you a headmaster? 😜

4) how long can you go?

5) what’s the size? If you’re less than 9” don’t bother!😁

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]EFH2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shiver

[–]Odd_Departure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got her RBF straight hua?

[–]Wide-Biscotti-8663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Boomers really aren’t ok are they. Jeezus.

[–]FahtBeach1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew…I thought this said older than 35 until I re-read it.

[–]Imaginary-Cheetah149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s her victim a 30yr old body builder ?

[–]Imaginary-Cheetah149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you find this I’ve been looking can’t find anything ((

[–]papahead135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She need to smile is not like you're buying a pieces of meat

[–]potionator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope she’s not as grumpy as she looks…it limits her choices.