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[–] Moderatornf3ction[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (15 children)

The moderators have reviewed this post and we would like it to remain up, however, in order to do that, the sexually suggestive comments NEED to stop. This is an all ages subreddit that does not allow NSFW content of any kind, which includes comments.

We have had to remove multiples comments that have crossed that line.

[–]Grumpicake 348 points349 points  (38 children)

Don’t say it

[–]TheGamerHat 144 points145 points  (28 children)

Has this person even played valheim as a woman? I joke about how my character looks like a dude with a slightly lumpier body.

[–]Auryath 48 points49 points  (1 child)

So true! On day 260-something I just realized for the first time that my husband also made a female avatar for our co-op playthrough :). But, like other posters, I like the fully dressed, ready for battle aesthetic on females in this game.

[–]TheGamerHat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious 😆

[–]cojavim 59 points60 points  (10 children)

I honestly much prefer this portrayal as opposed to some nonsensically wasp-waisted, big boobed eyepiece with ankles like twigs and eyes like pies. I'm a Viking woman, I'm chopping and hauling lumber and killing monsters all day, of course I will be muscular.

I also like the slightly boxy and bigger figure, there are more types of women's bodies than slender/hourglass. How my character looks is one of my favorite things in the game.

I do wish for a good stats sleek armor though. The troll one looks perfect but it's not enough for the more advanced biomes.

[–]Necromunger 5 points6 points  (6 children)

I was actually reading about this recently with body types Ectomorph, Mesomorph and Endomorph.

Apparently northerners can more often have Endomorph proportions which is more like a rectangle instead of V shape which is Mesomorph.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

I would stop reading about those things. They've been disproven countless times.

[–]Necromunger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok thanks.

[–]Koopa_Troop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I’m not an animorph?

[–]No_Appearance_356 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What was "disproven" is that different body types need to eat different diets to lose weight. Not that different body types exist.

[–]darkcrimson2018 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe I am Rectangle

[–]TheGamerHat 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I'm all for non binary stylisation. I just feel like if it's gonna go that direction, why even ask if male or female? Just throw a character in the selection screen with the same hairs from both and go for it.

[–]cojavim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the characters are pretty binary, only not complying with the usual stereotype of an objectified sex piece for the woman.

Honestly I think they did ut not to be progressive but to save time making another figure, but I quite enjoy the outcome.

Having a non-binary character as a third option would be great. Plus I think Vikings had non-binary people in the villages and it was not frowned upon. I'm not sure but I think I read it somewhere.

[–]GoblinSpore 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Thats vikings for you

[–]ApoliteTroll 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Am Scandinavian, can confirm.

[–] BuilderGrayseal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

that's what we call scandinavian beauty

[–]Sleepycoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I started as a female character because the guys are cartoonishly bulky and the girls look like more believably bulky men. I forget my PC is female until I die and respawn naked.

[–]WanderlostNomad 5 points6 points  (2 children)

where's that cbbe body when we need one, eh?

[–]InvadingYourSpaces 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Someone will R34 this game with mods undoubtedly.

[–]enshrowdofficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

still waiting

[–]BHGamingVn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hot

[–]OMGlookatthatrooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect physique for snu snu!

[–]Significantexistence -1 points0 points  (3 children)

For some reason, a large number of the gaming community as a whole have a strange need to sexualize female characters in any way possible. Looking at any modding sites for Skyrim anymore is disgusting. Any modding of female characters anywhere honestly. It makes me feel so sad and defeated

[–]LukeOnLive 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Help! Step troll I'm stuck

[–]danr246 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh Kelly Clarkson!!

[–]ramenwilliamz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valheim fart

[–] CruiserMrPeppa 285 points286 points  (13 children)

Really nice style!

It'd be super cool if you could mount trophies on pikes to keep that type of monster away.

Maybe to balance it, it could keep no-star monsters away but anything with 1+ star gets enraged and increases its level to +1 star.

[–]Embroy88 107 points108 points  (8 children)

So a two star fuling berserker becomes a three star... May Odin protect us.

[–]ImN0tAsian 39 points40 points  (1 child)

First fuling zerker I ever fought was a 2 star. Cheesed it from a boat and it took almost a stack of needle arrows. Absolute unit!

Edit: Fuling not fucking lol

[–]DeusVultGaming 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eikthyr - I am a Forsaken

2 star zerker - stubs out cigarette yeah sure bud...

[–] CruiserMrPeppa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Them's the breaks!

Do you want more comparatively tame annoyances or fewer big problems?

Odin didn't send us here because it was peaceful!

[–]Illier1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It goes super Saiyan.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Trials of Odin. Ten stars. RIP.

[–]Embroy88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not with all the needles and feathers of all the birds and deathsqitos of all of Valheim could you do this. It is folly

[–]Donnergot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its valhalla, it aught to be FAP

Fight And Party. Because there ain no rest or peace.

[–]tomaco985[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Yeah definitely! I was thinking exactly the same and that is precisely the reason I painted this! Thank you so much!

[–]Yin17 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Woah hold your loxes. You mean to balance it so i could have 2star bacon attack me?

[–]cojavim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha, hold your loxes, I love that :D

[–]Jibblewart 490 points491 points  (12 children)

I’ve been on the internet enough to know where this is going

[–]tomaco985[S] 99 points100 points  (5 children)

😁thanks! And yeah that might be a possibility 🤔

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And, you just got yourself a follow!

[–]btotherad 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Stop, step troll. I’m trying to chop wood.

[–]OurSaladDays 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Look closer at the picture. Step troll realizing he's not the stepper but the steppee.

[–] Builderabbeast 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Where does the sexual tension in this picture come from?

[–]JasonUncensored 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Her body position... and the log.

[–]nilslorand 18 points19 points  (0 children)

her face

[–]ReleaseTheBeeees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That blue fella on the left

[–][deleted] 110 points111 points  (3 children)

Im reminded of that college humor video about the difference between male and female armor.

[–]J7STSkiz 17 points18 points  (2 children)

viva la dirt league?

[–]SummerPop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why don't you try it on now!?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah thats it.

[–]Electronicution 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Damn the troll notices the troll trophy on the building and is second guessing himself and feeling doubtful while our hero blissfully chops wood. Y'all are nasty thinking this is some sort of porno scenario.

[–]PatrickSquire 28 points29 points  (3 children)

The troll saw his brother's skin as a cape.

[–]Creative_Deficiency 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looking at his brother's head mounted over the door.

[–]Navras3270 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The mounted head kinda looks like a female troll with the long hair...

[–]Mitch871 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey dont judge yea, Trent was feeling different then everybody else and wanted to be Trudy the troll

[–]jneh443556 58 points59 points  (2 children)

this thread.. bonk go to horny jail

[–]Musasha187 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most of us never left

[–]jayragon 17 points18 points  (4 children)

What kind of viking would be cutting wood in the middle of the night wearing only a troll cape?

[–]Goddess_Hel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me.

[–]Tour_Lord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one inviting trolls to dinner

[–] Sailorrclouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, chopping wood is hot, sweaty work. She probably ditched her wolf armor to cool off.

[–]PORTUMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ditch all my armour except my cape and the belt when I’m in my base doing stuff like crafting, building and gathering. The metal armour slows you down like hell

[–]tomaco985[S] 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Hi, loving this game so much, painted this fanart just for fun, hope you guys like it! Skol!

[–] Builderbloodwolftico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very cool! Like the style, the gal's smile, the troll look, everything!

[–]ZombehArmyLTD 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This isnt painted?? Looks like a photoshop or a render?:o

Either way. Excellent work! I love the look of horror on the trolls face hahah

[–]tomaco985[S] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Yeah it's fully painted from scratch on photoshop, thank you so much!

[–]ZombehArmyLTD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Freaking beautiful 🔥

[–]therealsameto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seems like the troll is on a vengeance for his murdered wive you created as a trophy

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is going in my Wallpaper rotation. Cool shit my dude.

[–]CherryMoist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is she about to get her head stuck in a washing machine?

[–]pickledpeterpiper 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dude this is incredible...the whole scene is just delightful, let alone how beautiful it looks....it looks so professional. Wow.

[–]tomaco985[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you so kind words!! ☺

[–]ChesterRico 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Love it!

[–]tomaco985[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks a lot!

[–] MinerRCMUSH-Senzo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Excellent work!

[–]tomaco985[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much!

[–]H4Dragons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wish I could art like dis

[–]ThickestRooster 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nice!

[–]tomaco985[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you 😊

[–]grahamulax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Siiiiick this is my exact character I made so this feel oh so personal to me! Awesome style dude, its like 3D pixar but 2D and awesome colors!

[–]Jordanjl83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh step troll, my axe is stuck!

[–]Vendetta1173 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that. It's cute and you did a good job

[–]tommytatertots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Valheim Fart

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top notch

[–]Sagegamr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow your art style looks great man!

[–]Joe_King_Hippo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this

[–] Builderpuggiepuggie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God

[–]doootjeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love your art style 😍

[–]arhmichal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

o-o-o-o-o-o-ho-ho-ho-ho, did you notice ?! she's wearing it !

the Troll's HAIR as a wig

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s her stance that made me go ‘what is happening here...’ then made the connection with the troll head. Could just be my filthy mind tho - fab art!

[–]ZofoYouKnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this better not awaken something in me

[–]Neikay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the lewds begin

[–]MR_Nokia_L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What will it take to tame a Troll and have it farm wood for you I wonder o_>o?

[–]AtomUnlimited 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original flogging molly

[–] SailorJbirdsTheWord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you need help with your log step troll?

[–]thebabushkababy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

so good!

[–]tomaco985[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much 😊

[–]aymanpalaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love the style! A cartoony look is great for these light hearted scenes :)

[–]PORTUMAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey that’s fucking cool man. I noticed the troll is reacting to the mounted head, is he about to get his ass clapped by the Viking or is the Viking in trouble?

[–] SailorEsquivo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man, be careful with that kind of art...

[–]GrizzlyBaron23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wood Smash!

[–]unbelizeable1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*BONK*

[–]CrossAce215 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay I know jokes abound already, but this person knew EXACTLY what they were doing with that face and posture.

[–]DevoutSteam083 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now draw her getting an education

[–] Sailorwoodchipsalad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would really like this if the artist hadn't taken it upon themselves to "fix" her clothes by giving her bikini armor. Neckbeards gonna neckbeard though, even when the game in question gets it right.

[–]_Auron_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I misread this is "Valheim fart" and a first glance of this image I thought she farted a huge gas cloud and grossed out the troll.

[–]choffers_2001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me too ahahaha

[–]Jujarmazak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fantastic work 👍

[–]Furry_pizza 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I thought it said Valheim fart and saw the face of the ogre.

Beautiful and unique style OP!

[–]tomaco985[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha 😄 thank you so much!

[–]denali42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

::Viking turns around, hefting axe:: "Yes?"

::The troll audibly gulps, sweating hard as he switches from looking at the head above the door to the Viking:: "Umm... Zog just want to say hi! Uh... Welcome to neighborhood!"

::The Viking smiles sweetly, walking slowly towards Zog while pointing at the log he's holding with the axe:: "Oh, thank you! So... What's that?"

::Zog, realizing he was still brandishing the log, sets it down gently and continues to back away:: "Umm... Is housewarming gift. Zog see you busy. Zog hear wife calling. I leave it here. Umm, bye!" ::Zog turns and runs like his ass is on fire and his head is catching::

::Viking laughs and runs after him:: "Come back Zog! Mama needs a new set of Troll Bone Armor!"

--Zog screams like he's being castrated... And then there's silence. The next day, the Viking is humming to herself as she makes a brand new set of Zog bone armor.--

[–]colonelmustardgas3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mods really having to think about taking down OP's art (great job btw, your sense of skin shading is phenomenal) because y'all need to go directly to Horny Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

[–]friendly_digger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The art is nice and the idea behind it is cool..

[–]WorldWarRon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s good art, regardless of the authoritarian censorship the mods want to force on the community. Good job.

[–]syunylol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice art but i read “valheim fart” and i saw something else for a second.. c:

[–]Tour_Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My strumkolbas is happy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Help me step-troll, my axe is stuck in this log and I can’t let go...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valheim bikini Valheim bikini

[–]PorcelIi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome art style 🙂

[–]CaptainMossbeard -1 points0 points  (8 children)

One of the things I appreciate about Valheim is how it doesn’t sexualize the women and they get equal armor and aesthetics. It’s awesome and should be the industry standard. On the other side of the coin, a good chunk of the community is people who feel the need to put the female Viking warriors in glorified bras in all their art for no reason at all. It just reeks of misogyny.

[–]h3lblad3 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You ever try to run without a bra?

[–]CaptainMossbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you on about? You ever fight a troll wearing ONLY a bra? I’m not arguing about the existence of bras, I’m arguing about drawing women in only a bra. I feel like you’ve missed the point of my comment. I’m saying I despise how so much of this game’s fan art has the men in full armor while they almost always just have the women in underwear or some cringey sexy version of the armor.

[–]Valaxarian -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Troll is confused to smash a viking like her

[–]StargateMunky101 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I thought this was going somewhere lewd... then noticed the female troll head.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This...seems really unsafe. And no gloves? Thats an axe handle. She will get blisters. And there are no leggings. Thats not showing appropriate safety. Our youth will not be properly shown wood and axe safety if this continues.

Enjoying a good work out, but they shouldnt be leaning over like that. Its bad for her posture! and a good posture for swinging an axe is important.

Now that said, perhaps you should just take it down mods, because no one on reddit, least of all the kids, are going to restrain themselves from making comments.

[–] Sailorxucor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it!

[–]capnemeau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL ! Hilarious and very well done !

[–]rylo48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.....all on the floor

[–]GodofPaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! This happened to me last night, just chopping a tree in order to put up a workbench to repair my karve, when suddenly BAM, troll swings his club at me.

I love the expressions on both the girl's and the troll's faces!

[–]StoneGuardian001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Bob? THAT's where you've been??"

[–]r4Wilko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thumbnail had me thinking she was holding up and admiring a small scale model of her house.

[–]Warbraid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's CUTE!