Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

orchidee400 · 2021-03-22T01:17:05+00:00

He didn’t he’s psychotic, hypnotic got the antibiotic ain’t no body hotter and so on and ya da ya da

ITguyBlake · 2021-03-21T22:09:25+00:00

Something, something, Mom's spaghetti

DENelson83 · 2021-03-22T02:19:48+00:00

M&M likes J&J.

wolfadeus · 2021-03-21T22:58:47+00:00

Omg I love this

SunPhoenix6 · 2021-03-21T23:16:30+00:00

This subereddit is a goldmine. I'm in love

TongueTiedTyrant · 2021-03-22T02:55:40+00:00

I thought you were gonna say because he likes alliteration with initials separated by ampersands

grubas · 2021-03-22T03:18:33+00:00

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panic1005 · 2021-03-22T02:52:37+00:00

...DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GO This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better vax yourself with the meds, This moment, You own it, You better never let it go You only get one shot, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GO This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better...

OriginalCTrain · 2021-03-22T03:33:29+00:00

Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s a nurse who’s got the shot all ready. But first spaghetti

Michipotz · 2021-03-22T02:33:42+00:00

Use too many napkins

Justforgotten · 2021-03-22T08:20:17+00:00

You mean the Janssen vaccine

ghstemne · 2021-03-22T09:08:48+00:00

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

reg_ss · 2021-03-22T02:36:15+00:00

The Pfizer made his knees weak, palms sweaty, arms heavy, and vomit on his sweater. No bueno.

barium62 · 2021-03-22T04:34:38+00:00

Now this looks like a job for thee, the venerable Doctor Fauci

2021-03-22T06:40:23+00:00

Reasons my entire family gets a text at 3am: this joke

R00t_Access · 2021-03-21T22:39:58+00:00

I'ts not the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, i'ts the Janssen vaccine.. pff

SteveAM1 · 2021-03-22T03:02:06+00:00

Reminds me of this: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/305681893464444054/

Echo_The_God · 2021-03-22T07:51:21+00:00

this joke makes me sick

Dkelly752 · 2021-03-22T02:18:49+00:00

Woooow good job

superthingy · 2021-03-22T02:54:30+00:00

uncanny, I'm just listening to this now.

2021-03-22T03:56:58+00:00

Brilliant.

ezduzit24 · 2021-03-22T04:11:45+00:00

Cause then he didn’t have to take himself down 8 Mile Rd twice.

DoomVolts · 2021-03-22T04:57:53+00:00

I am not throwin' away my ... shot

girlwithphone · 2021-03-22T06:46:16+00:00

I needed this. Hahaha

mahesh4621 · 2021-03-22T07:11:15+00:00

The comment section is On Fire

eminem26 · 2021-03-22T11:17:33+00:00

I approve this dad joke.

calvesofsteel1 · 2021-03-22T12:31:29+00:00

Yessss this is perfect lol

KingKilata · 2021-03-22T14:56:37+00:00

I just saw the opener in a notification and thought, I stg if it’s a Lose Yourself reference.......

Archibald_Meatp4nts · 2021-03-22T02:35:49+00:00

How is it possible that I read all the comments and no has said “because he only gets one shot”?

Myra1119 · 2021-03-22T13:04:19+00:00

zzing · 2021-03-22T01:55:21+00:00

I am sure this is very funny, but I don't know anything about this man's noise. :-)

Mcodybl · 2021-03-22T11:22:23+00:00

Hopefully it’s a shot of his moms spaghetti

Lu12k3r · 2021-03-22T14:05:13+00:00

Side effects do not include vomit on your sweater, mom’s spaghetti.

drakens6 · 2021-03-22T14:36:11+00:00

and the palms are sweaty

and in his mind its

mom's spaghetti

orchidee400 · 2021-03-22T15:34:33+00:00

I’m not a dude, dude

AWMINPUBG · 2021-03-22T17:44:33+00:00

Sounds like he’s going to be Godzilla

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