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This is a Pulitzer prize winning photo by ItsAllAGame_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nixon at least started the EPA.

No, Nixon had no choice but to create the EPA, because, at the time

THE GODDAMN RIVERS THEMSELVES WERE CATCHING ON ACTUAL FIRE!

And no amount of propaganda could counter the fact that

THE GODDAMN RIVERS THEMSELVES WERE CATCHING ON ACTUAL FIRE!

And something HAD to be done about it.

See Also: Air Pollution, Acid Rain (remember acid rain? I do... and I'm GODDAMN GLAD most of you don't.), Groundwater Contamination...

This is a Pulitzer prize winning photo by ItsAllAGame_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is not a sight ANYONE wants to see!

  • Signed: An American

Across several movies in the entire Terminator franchise, the LAPD managed to shoot and kill only one target - unarmed Black man by AyukaVB in shittymoviedetails

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A detonator is a radio transmitter, and a "radio" is a radio reciever, and something like a "walkie-talkie" is both.

But, as far as physical form factor, back then transmitters were often much bulkier than the receivers.

So much assumptions by FuturisticFighting in facepalm

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't "Wanker/Knob" or "Wanker/Bellend" be better? I guess "Wankee" doesn't work for me, as it sounds too much like "Yankee" for my taste.

Elon musk firing a disabled employee and then mocking him online by BossDailyGaming in antiwork

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terminator fan, maybe?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Reese

Choose your items ? by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but... an Amish what now?!?

Choose your items ? by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bath bomb, an extention cord, and a four-slice toaster.

Crossing a bridge by ImYourRealDadHey in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You and me both, fellow Redditor!

Crossing a bridge by ImYourRealDadHey in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky you.

For me?

Very old fear.

[OC] Americans consider Politicians more Immoral than Pornstars and Spies. Shows only “Very Immoral” responses. by Square_Tea4916 in dataisbeautiful

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...have you SEEN the Internet?!?

EVERYWHERE!

(Seriously, porn on the Internet even has a theme song!)

Woman nearly burns her kitchen down by Chopsuiiisauce in facepalm

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I getting old, that I didn't even notice WHAT she was wearing?

Woman nearly burns her kitchen down by Chopsuiiisauce in facepalm

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...only if they HAVEN'T reproduced first!

by the Ohio Governor and EPA Chief to prove the tap water was safe by pretending to drink it. by linuxknight in therewasanattempt

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear Fox News is hiring...

... as are Amway, OAN, and The Daily Stormer.

In 2009, the Mythbusters tried to see if they could split a car down the middle using a snow plow blade on a rocket sled, going 550 miles per hour. by AtomicShart9000 in interestingasfuck

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got diagnosed with Double Pneumonia this morning - believe me when I say I'd LOVE a lack of air resistance (at least temporarily)!

In 2009, the Mythbusters tried to see if they could split a car down the middle using a snow plow blade on a rocket sled, going 550 miles per hour. by AtomicShart9000 in interestingasfuck

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Available" - yes.

"Memorable"? For me, not so much.

And Physics classes in the 60's - at least in my high school - were Very Serious Business.

I am voting for 1 , what about you? by Rafcdk in shitposting

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...big red balls out front?

In 2009, the Mythbusters tried to see if they could split a car down the middle using a snow plow blade on a rocket sled, going 550 miles per hour. by AtomicShart9000 in interestingasfuck

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn you, air resistance!

That gave my soooo much trouble in HS Physics back in the day...

... and it's still trying to kill me to this very day.

Pathfinder CRB is too good-willed for this world by Captain_c0c0 in dndmemes

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roll for Anal Circumference

Pathfinder CRB is too good-willed for this world by Captain_c0c0 in dndmemes

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Torture is not about acquiring actionable intelligence, it's about sending a message...

...that message being: "This is what we will do to everyone else we capture, just because we can."

It's an intimidation tactic as concieved of by sociopaths and psychopaths and it does NOTHING but make situations worse; of course, if you're profiting from said situation getting worse, then that's exactly what you want.

In 2009, the Mythbusters tried to see if they could split a car down the middle using a snow plow blade on a rocket sled, going 550 miles per hour. by AtomicShart9000 in interestingasfuck

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Earth's escape velocity is 25,000 mph.

550 mph would probably only land the thing in the Pacific (or somewhere in the Midwest), depending on the angle.

What job position is 100% overvalued and overpaid? by Airsinner in AskReddit

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...as someone who's second indoor job was as a dishwasher, you better believe it!

Also:
NEVER scoop "cold" potatoes out of a pot with your bare hands!

She asked her friends what's it like having siblings, and they gave her a crash course. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My family told me I was found under a cabbage leaf in the cabbage patch - and mind you, this was several decades before the "Cabbage Patch Kids" craze.

...and this was despite the events of my birth being one of the favorite stories of the family.

What's the greatest episode of a tv show ever made? by stevenpost in AskReddit

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Babylon 5 (S03E05) "Severed Dreams"

Forget the giant space battle, forget the fact that this is one of - if not the - biggest turning points in the series, where lines are drawn, bridges are crossed and not just burned, but vaporized...

... it was a Crowning Moment of Awesome for nothing more than former Member of The Nine (the ruling group of an alien race called the Mimbari) and current Mimbari Ambassador Delenn, after having earlier in the episode literally broken her former government in half, just as the Bad Guy's reinforcements arrive, Delenn shows up with two other warships and and says:

Delenn:
"This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection.
Withdraw or be destroyed!"

Earth Force Ship Captain:
"Negative! We have authority here.
Do not force us to engage your ship."

Delenn:
"Why not?

Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet.

He is behind me.

You are in front of me.

If you value your lives..."

(pause while the actress who plays Delenn looks straight into the camera, and you'd swear channels Death Itself's icy gaze...)

"... be somewhere else!"

(View cuts to Earth Force ships turning and initiating a "Get the FUCK outta here NOW!" Maneuver without saying anything. )

FYI: The episode was the Winner of that year's Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation.

What’s the most creative insult you’ve ever heard? by x_franki_berri_x in AskUK

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Did your parents lose a bet with God?"

What’s the most creative insult you’ve ever heard? by x_franki_berri_x in AskUK

[–]EvryMthrF_ngThrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look forward to absence of your presence.

Also:

I'd say you were 'lost in thought' - but that's obviously unfamiliar territory for you...

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