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[–]errorsource 1918 points1919 points  (139 children)

Nice try, Kettle chips.

[–]Spirited-Classic8284 349 points350 points  (71 children)

Holly Jalapeno those are so damn good

[–]Lone_Wanderer97 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Kettle chips.

[–]r33gna 96 points97 points  (60 children)

I didn't even know they got Jalapeno ones! Will hunt!

[–]TonyStark100 56 points57 points  (11 children)

You have to alternate between jalapeno kettle chips and sour patch kids. It's incredible.

[–]Deputy_Beagle76 103 points104 points  (9 children)

How much weed was smoked to come up with this combination?

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Nice try, u/Deputy_Beagle76 . You won’t be making any drug related arrests today.

[–]itsgee21 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This made me lol at workhaha I fucking love you guys

[–]Smaulz 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]Astrojef 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some body been smokin that Jarvis strain.

[–]zack_the_man 67 points68 points  (42 children)

My brother in Christ it's the best kettle chip flavour

[–]DrJankles 26 points27 points  (11 children)

I dunno. I recently found a Korean bbq flavor of them and they are top tier

[–]torchskul 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Didn’t even know they had this flavor.

Aaaaand I’m hungry again

[–]DrJankles 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Same until I saw them in a winco a few days ago!

[–]podank82 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I love how I know people are out there saying, “WTF is Winco”!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting! I'll try to find some this weekend when I go grocery shopping. So far I've liked every flavor of this brand I've tried.

[–]TheRuneCoon 63 points64 points  (24 children)

Sea Salt and Vinegar has entered the chat.

[–]Doom_Unicorn 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Stick the bag in the freezer before you open it - I don't understand why, but it doubles the flavor power (specifically on salt & vinegar only). And yes, you're welcome.

[–]TheRuneCoon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm actually going to try this! Thanks

[–]aakoss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's like eating Razer blades and downing some acid. I love it.

[–]ArcadianBlueRogue 24 points25 points  (5 children)

This is the real truth. Nothing wrong with jalapeno being the Silver Medal though. You're not losing either way.

[–]RadiantZote 9 points10 points  (4 children)

It all really depends on the mood. Seafood goes with the vinegar since that's classic. Sandwich with bbq is just old school. Jalapeno however, is great on it's own

[–]rexallia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dill pickle is good too

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    [–]RadiantZote 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    🥒🤤

    [–]torchskul 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Ok but the habanero lime ones slap

    [–]Mylastbreathgoing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Well this picture worked as intended 😂

    [–]Vegetable-Double 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yo, Jalapeño kettle chips are basically a requirement in every deli in NYC. I grew up on them shits and Tropical Fantasy. I’m also fat.

    [–]RRudge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    We have a few Kettle chips flavours here in the Netherlands, but unfortunately not this one and they are soooooo good. Had them when I visited the US a long time ago.

    [–]santorums_cock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Pepperoncini is my jam.

    [–]neo_vino 46 points47 points  (5 children)

    Honey-Dijon FTW

    [–]parkleswife 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    That's my breakfast chip of choice.

    [–]amusemuffy 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    I'm tickled that there is someone else on this rock who also enjoys breakfast chips as much as I do!

    [–]parkleswife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I was a packer at an organic food delivery service. We could buy stuff from the shelves and they'd deduct it from our miniscule pay.

    Breakfast Chips FTW!

    [–]vistadelmar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    All day every day

    [–]SharpEvolution 54 points55 points  (14 children)

    The salt and vinegars are staring me down.

    [–]HeavyMetalSasquatch 50 points51 points  (6 children)

    Rip the roof of your mouth

    [–]sbowesuk 43 points44 points  (1 child)

    The salt and vinegars turning your tongue into a tingling avocado is half the fun!

    [–]Cessnaporsche01 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Worth it

    [–]Cautious-Damage7575 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Learned my lesson on that one. Had to raw-dog it for a couple days. Ouch.

    [–]Basement_Juice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Nah, you want the real S&V….get some Discos😎

    [–]JimMorrisonWeekend 11 points12 points  (3 children)

    Honestly I was formerly addicted to those but I'm pretty sure they halved the amount of vinegar in the recipe at some point. They no longer sear off a layer of my tongue. Partial to Tim's S&V nowadays.

    Kettle Pepperoncini is definitely where it's at tho

    [–]Syng42o 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    You built up a tolerance.

    [–]JimMorrisonWeekend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    yeah you're probably right

    [–]BillMcCrearysStache 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    That brand SnV is amazing

    [–]thatsgoodkarma[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No joke, man. I'm ride or die those salt and vinegar chips.

    [–]have2gopee 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    The original title was "Keanu meets a fan right before buying his favorite Kettle Chips. What are your favorite Kettle Chips?"

    [–]quintsreddit 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    This picture was taken awhile ago, at least a year. How do I know that? The avocado oil pink Himalayan salt chips (top left) have not been sold for quite a long time now. They were by far my favorite and they’re gone. I don’t even eat any other kettle chips, nor do I particularly recommend them.

    [–]WerkinAndDerpin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They made ones called Buffalo bleu as well that were my favorite but they discontinued them :(

    [–]BCJunglist 8 points9 points  (5 children)

    Kettle are good... But Mrs Vickie's are better.

    [–]Troodon79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Found the Canadian!

    [–]porquegato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Miss Vickie's jalapeno, dipped in guacamole.

    [–]jakerysbakery 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    take my award you got there before me

    [–]BeavisRules187 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Ballreich's 4 LYFE!

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I love seeing the flavours in other countries. Everytime I'm on holiday I check the supermarket to get some chip flavours I don't know yet.What's the one in the top left? Avocado and something salt? And backyard bbq sounds good. As does the jalapeño one. And what's the bbq one on the left in the second row from the top? Countrystyle bbq? I wonder how it's different from backyard bbq.

    For reference, here in NL we have (only mentioning kettle chips): Honey bbq, sea salt & balsamico, sea salt & rosemary, sea salt & black pepper, sea salt, cheddar & red onion, bacon & maple syrup and sweet chili & sour cream

    [–]Consistent-Explorer8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Terrific variety

    [–]AdContent7946 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m a fan of every single flavor of kettle chips on that wall

    [–]6etsh1tdone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Also noticed Kettle Chips in Bill & Teds excellent adventure when we watched it recently.

    [–]LamermanSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The perfect side dish, for revenge.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's worked! Country BBQ flavour?! I've never seen this one!

    [–]spacepeenuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’ll allow it, damn good chips in my eye.

    [–]HippyFroze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wake the fuck up samurai.... we got some kettle chips to eat

    [–]KingSamy1 1042 points1043 points  (78 children)

    How does he manage to make his hair look good after wearing a helmet. Mine look like a wet(from sweat) mop

    [–]femmemmef 795 points796 points  (20 children)

    He’s Keanu.

    [–]hostile_rep 376 points377 points  (15 children)

    This is the answer.

    Be like Keanu.

    [–]dan_de 140 points141 points  (11 children)

    Rule number one: be Keanu. Rule two: don't not be Keanu. Rule three: see rules 1 & 2

    [–]nikiu 44 points45 points  (5 children)

    Don’t be like no Keanu.

    [–]chriscrossnathaniel 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    He manages to look good with even a cute hair clip.

    [–]frannyGin 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Everybody looks good with a cute hair clip. Cute hair clips are awesome.

    [–]LurkingArachnid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    In fact, that’s like, the whole point of the cute hair clip

    [–]Cautious-Damage7575 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The first rule of being Keanu: Don't talk about being Keanu.

    [–]RadiantZote 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    What rule says to beat off to Keanu 😏

    [–]ViStandsForStupid 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    See that's the unwritten, assumed rule

    [–]AsILayTyping 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    First step: Your hair has gotta look good even after wearing a helmet.

    [–]AlaskanB3AR 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Whole world be a better place if we all followed this. “Be like Keanu” we need t-shirts and patches dam it. WWKD. What would Keanu do?

    [–]GT-FractalxNeo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    He’s Keanu.

    He's breathtaking

    [–]ProfessorBunnyHopp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    His hair doesn't work according to earth rules.

    [–]Cautious-Damage7575 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He's Neo. Keaneo.

    [–]Financial-Neat7887 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Breathtaking 24/7

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      [–]piniritong-budburon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      I resemble that remark.

      [–]mark31169 30 points31 points  (2 children)

      Because he knows something is afoot at the Circle K and he knows Kung Fu and HE KILLED SOMEONE WITH A FUCKING PENCIL

      [–]beardgoesbrr 43 points44 points  (0 children)

      Genetics is a bitch

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        [–]ViStandsForStupid 14 points15 points  (3 children)

        Also the thickness of your hair. My hair is thin so no matter the length - it chooses where it wants to go lol

        [–]AspiringChildProdigy 9 points10 points  (2 children)

        My hair is thin, fine, and naturally curly.

        I don't know what I did to piss God off, but clearly it was remarkable.

        [–]Benedikto_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Same but I have really good looking hair. You just need to find the right haircut. Gf says I look like Tom Hiddleston so I got this haircut. https://imgur.com/a/5Nejp8S

        [–]spotpea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Don't even try. Keanu is the answer.

        [–]postALEXpress 16 points17 points  (2 children)

        This is a common stop for Me Reeves. He lives near this bodega and often will stop here before getting on his bike.

        [–]JohnnnyCupcakes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        In New York somewhere?

        [–]postALEXpress 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        NYC. Manahttan iirc. Not 100% positive on where in the city it is, but I would think Manhattan or Upper West Side based on income lol

        [–]TripleHomicide 9 points10 points  (9 children)

        I swear if he dies in a motorcycle accident imma be really upset

        [–]ksc213 5 points6 points  (7 children)

        He actually underwent surgery (an exploratory laparotomy/splenectomy) because of a motorcycle accident. He was doing a "demon ride" (no motorcycle headlights at night).

        You can see the huge scar on his abdomen during The Matrix interrogation scene.

        [–]spotpea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I would John Wick the bitch who hit him.

        [–]loomday 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        $$$$$

        [–]Drudicta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I mean, his is wet too. He just has really thick hair. Which, gimme. I want thick hair.

        [–]ayekuf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Residual self image.

        [–]MehRecommendation 10 points11 points  (9 children)

        If you spent $85k+ on a motorcycle helmet, your hair would look good too

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          [–]vannrith 4 points5 points  (4 children)

          My entire salary couldn’t buy that

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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            [–]vannrith 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            I see why he carried it into the store instead of leaving it with the bike…

            [–]BoldOneKenobi69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            That’s what happens when good karma is accumulated

            [–]Mysterious_Health387 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Hahaha, wet mop. That really cracked me up. Thank you. I needed it.

            [–]ImPretendingToCare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            i literally have to put on a hat immediately after taking my helmet off

            [–]roobt 362 points363 points  (5 children)

            I'm not gonna lie. I read the title before I saw the picture.

            I fully expected to see him with a mechanical fan.

            But was not disappointed by this fan

            [–]MrsSbmsv 59 points60 points  (0 children)

            I actually scanned the photo for a second and thought, “okay so where’s the fucking fan?” I feel it

            [–]kwazykatlady 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            Looking at his hand on his calf…am I gonna get punched?

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              [–]DiddlyDanq 19 points20 points  (2 children)

              I think he's part asian. Has dem good genes

              [–]gnatbatrat 13 points14 points  (1 child)

              Also Hawaiian genes, Polynesians age well

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                [–]_hownowbrowncow_ 39 points40 points  (3 children)

                Dude, I'm like 20 years younger and look older than he does

                [–]Sanc7 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                Dude, I’m like 20 years older and look 40 years older than he does.

                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                I'm literally dead in the ground, just a skeleton, and he has his skin and everything! I bet his heart even beats! Amazing!

                [–]Butt_Stuph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                But do you have access to celebrity skincare, diet and doctors?

                [–]lisadia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                This isn’t recent right?

                [–]BatmanPizza15 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                Ummm might wanna look at him in Bill and Ted 3

                [–]FerretMilker 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                He is immortal

                He will likely "die" in some freak accident within the next decade but will show his face again in another 100yrs or so

                [–]djseafood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Well this pic is from 10ish years ago.

                [–]North_Leg2806 123 points124 points  (10 children)

                When you can't find anyone who says anything bad about you.... you've achieved Keanu.

                [–]flynnfx 35 points36 points  (5 children)

                He'd win the election in a heartbeat if he ever ran for Prime Minister of Canada.

                And then did his acceptance speech in the outfit from John Wick.

                [–]CapnCrunchHurtz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                While riding Duke Caboom's motorcycle!

                [–]Head-Combination-299 191 points192 points  (15 children)

                So cool. Been a fan forever. That’s awesome

                [–]Gobstopper42 88 points89 points  (12 children)

                Yeah that little girls a legend. That man should be honored to have met her!

                [–]Livid-Association199 51 points52 points  (10 children)

                [–]taylikes 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                Wild my stallions, I’m going in! Nananananaaa!

                [–]DrD0lphin 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                Hold my kettle chips, im going in

                [–]queBurro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Hello future people!

                [–]anxiousoryx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                And here… we... go... See y’all on the flip side

                [–]Easy_Parsley_1202 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                Sheesh man took me on a trip

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                  [–]EndlessFutility 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Me too. Is there any better chips? I submit there is not.

                  [–]Lindalu_ 111 points112 points  (14 children)

                  That guy is a total stud.

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                    [–]MaybeTomo 19 points20 points  (7 children)

                    Just kiss?

                    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                      [–]FuckOffHey 5 points6 points  (5 children)

                      What about a ZJ?

                      [–]thatguy_griff 8 points9 points  (3 children)

                      what's a zj?

                      [–]FuckOffHey 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                      If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it.

                      [–]CuNoistem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                      A forbidden jujitsu

                      [–]50k-runner 82 points83 points  (7 children)

                      He has a chip on his shoulder

                      [–]MyShinyNewReddit 20 points21 points  (4 children)

                      I'm trying to think of any kid safe movies of his she could have seen.

                      [–]Devaz321 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                      Spongebob :)

                      [–]Earguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      He did a movie where he fell in love with an older woman. Maybe that one? But I feel like a kid would find it boring.

                      [–]FinalScene3590 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Speed?

                      [–]Schwwing 74 points75 points  (6 children)

                      [–]tommy_b_777 17 points18 points  (5 children)

                      who knew he would go on to kill so many people…

                      [–]The_Mammoth_Hunter 36 points37 points  (4 children)

                      I firmly believe that John Wick is what happened when Teds' dad made him go to military school, in an alternate timeline

                      [–]motes-of-light 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      I'll accept and internalize that.

                      [–]flynnfx 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                      Somewhere, somehow, some place there is the perfect universe where Bill&Ted, John Wick and Neo universe intersect.

                      [–]PhreakyByNature 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      Now I wish the dog's name was Preston and not Daisy (can't use Bill, that's just silly), after the friend he lost to an overdose. John had seen a timeline where him not being in the military saved his friend from a life of drugs and misery, so he blames himself for not being around.

                      [–]RedStar9117 37 points38 points  (0 children)

                      Keanu always looking out for the fans. Glad he is such a great guy

                      [–]KnowledgeableSloth 49 points50 points  (1 child)

                      Keanu is awesome

                      [–]AustinTreeLover 41 points42 points  (0 children)

                      He really is. You know the man just wanted to grab his Kettle Chips (presumably jalapeño bc those are objectively the best) and get to the gym, again, presumably, but she asked for a pic and he did it with a smile on his face.

                      It seems like just a second of his time, but he must get asked every second of every damned day.

                      I'm glad we've got him to show us the way, bc not everyone can do that for forty years.

                      [–]veryboringkid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      Everyone is a fan of Kettle Chips, I think!

                      [–]AlienHooker 35 points36 points  (3 children)

                      Made me smile because a celebrity took a photo with a fan? Am I missing something?

                      [–]BloatedTurdBasket 24 points25 points  (9 children)

                      Thats a little kid lol. She doesn't know who tf Keanu is 😂

                      [–]audiR8_ 8 points9 points  (4 children)

                      Yeah, I'm wondering what movie of his turned her into a fan??

                      [–]oldasiandude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                      I showed the kids I nanny Bill and Ted and they’re obsessed with it now. Keanu is timeless.

                      [–]boshtet12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      My niece watched Bill and Ted when she was six religiously lmao. She was also pretty fond of the matrix. Not to mention, even though Keanu Reeves isn't in it, she loved the nightmare on elm street. Watched it to go to sleep. My sister just mostly let her watch whatever she was watching. Not everyone censors what their kids watch.

                      [–]apocbane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                      Aging like a fine wine

                      [–]sbowesuk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      Does this guy ever age?

                      [–]thethreat88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                      That's a little girl not a fan...

                      [–]Skinny_Gengar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      As a celiac, Kettles are a gift from the gods. They’re good under any standard, but the fact they’re gluten-free just makes them better.

                      [–]SophieEisenheim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                      2 seconds after the picture was taken.... "Thank you so much! I loved you in Pirates of the Caribbean!!"

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                        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                        Is he throwing up the circle game ? On his knee

                        [–]trevb75 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                        I thought I lost the game for a hot second

                        [–]AstarteSnow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                        I'm going to boil you alive in a stew of your hatred and your hope to win the Game

                        [–]Link7YearsLater 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                        Lil Tay & Johnny Silverhand bout to drop a mixtape

                        [–]zenyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        I wonder if Tay would have to do all the work, or if Silverhand would be Chippin' In.

                        [–]stormscape10x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        This is a girl not a fan. I’m pretty sure you should know what a fan looks like by now. It’s got blades that spin in a circle to blow air.

                        [–]listenloud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Kettle Chips are the best chips!

                        [–]Feelgood11jw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        He better be getting paid, cause all I want to do is eat kettle chips now.

                        [–]DutchyXD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        See that's how you take a photo with someone younger... not hard.

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                          [–]dextroz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          Exactly what I was thinking. She probably watched his best work... John Wick 😂

                          [–]Katiari 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          Brought to you by: Kettle brand chips!

                          [–]Jd20001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          Bends down so she gets a better pic, class act.

                          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          Keanu rides and that is cool af.

                          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          Legend

                          [–]Getoutofmyheaddd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          That's a girl.

                          [–]nsj1958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          I know this has been talked about before, but look at his personal space. Hands where they can be seen, space between them. And he gets down at their level. Truly a genuine gentleman.

                          [–]RandoApe555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          I swear, sometimes I think Keanu is Jesus

                          [–]Korean_Street_Pizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          I'm currently watching Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.

                          [–]TheFireHallGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          I’ve heard that Keanu Reeves is one of the nicest celebrities out there. Part of me likes to think that it’s because he’s Canadian, but as a Canadian myself, I remember that some other Canadians aren’t so nice.

                          [–]DonnaDoRite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Keanu is a good man. Yup.

                          [–]HoodFellaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Turns out John Wick loves Kettle chips.

                          [–]Franonimusman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                          Keanu pulled a fast one on us (look at his right leg)

                          [–]kenmf74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Special Agent Utah strikes again