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[–]Random_Name_0K 880 points881 points  (63 children)

Sheesh

[–]sir_lurkzalot 122 points123 points  (62 children)

Too soon?

[–]fuzzb0y 387 points388 points  (57 children)

Nah, Paul's been rather uncontroversial towards the latter half his career but it will always be fucked up that he started dating his gf when she was 16 and he was 33. Now that was too soon.

[–]DislocatedXanax 171 points172 points  (54 children)

Wait Hol up, I didn't know Paul Walker was a creep like that too...

At least he's not like Pat Barry, who at the age of 28, and I'm quoting him here, knew it was "love at first sight" with a 15 year old Rose Namajunas.

Groomers should be outed and shamed.

Edit: Berry to Barry

[–]TurboTingo 118 points119 points  (18 children)

Damn. Pat Berry has found himself on an OSRS subreddit.

[–]Syhxs 67 points68 points  (16 children)

MMA, League, NBA & Osrs subreddits are all the same people

[–]TurboTingo 101 points102 points  (2 children)

.... neckbeards with social anxiety giving critiques on things that they definitely can't do?

[–]NopeH22a 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rose vs esparza 2 was the runecrafting of ufc.

[–]ObliviLeon 2 points3 points  (4 children)

You can definitely multitask all of those.

[–]knoxkayc 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Punch a ref to level up your strength hits three at once. Not sure how to work League in there.

[–]Lethal_Senpai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Miss, get knocked out and blame your coach. :)

[–]SureEnemy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell your team they're trash and to give up, that fits league in there

[–]DemonSlayer987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Superplex the ref for a TKO to level both agility and strength

[–]DawnBrigade_DawnBad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

only MMA im missing out on, guess i got some work to do

[–]humansince2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a false statement

[–]blisstakeBuying GF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man I don’t do sports myself, perfer LARP construction and HEMA, also I’m more into the r/magictcg side of overlap

[–]wcooper972089/2277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao this is so true, my profile pic confirms this.

[–]piggybits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now! I’m only in 2 of those

[–]GoodVibesBrigade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How? I'm in exactly 0/3 out of those other ones. Maybe it's only true for the american osrs players?

[–]gojirscor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't expect to see Twat Barry roasted in this subreddit but I'm here for it

[–]Izzite 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Jared Leto says wut up

[–]masnaer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s Morbin’ time

[–]Cflow26 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jerry Seinfeld says “what’s the deal with internet grooming”

[–]CJayHe 9 points10 points  (2 children)

No joking every time they kiss on my screen during a PPV I make sure to tell people if they didn't know. I want to make sure it's common knowledge that dude is a fucking creep. You'd be astonished to know just how many people don't even know this despite loving UFC. I found it just by checking her MMA record. Not to mention he was doing this to multiple 16 year olds I heard, and she's with him because the fact he ultimately chose her it was "Gods will" give me a fucking break dude.

[–]DislocatedXanax 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bonus round: Valentina Shevchenko's (UFC 125lb champ).coach, Pavel Fedotov is just as, if not creepier than Barry. He's coached the Shevchenko sisters since they were both preteens, and is married to Antonina, Valentina's older sister. I don't even know exactly how old he is, it's just weird the more you look into it.

[–]top-knowledge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MMA gyms are a breeding ground for this shit

[–]Dwayne2905 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least he's not 39 year old Seinfeld dating a 17 year old.

[–]Wishgrantedmoncoliss 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Groomers should be outed and shamed.

What absolutely flabbergasts me is that most of these dudes are typically pretty conventionally attractive and loaded. Not to excuse the behavior if they were poor and ugly, of course, but at least the consistent sexual rejection as an excuse to them doing that would make a bit more sense. Like... I understand if someone who's poor and desperate tries to steal my car, but why would you do it when you have a dozen supercars in your garrage?

[–]Lord_Metagross 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Power.

When you have 20 lambos, they can get boring to you. So you go after what other people can't.

Its gross.

[–]Perkinz 0 points1 point  (5 children)

A few things go into this

  1. being able to have nearly anything you want on a whim increases the perceived value of the things you can't just automatically have the moment you want it.

  2. it's mostly attractive successful guys because they can have any woman they want. It's much harder for an adult man to get close to a 15 year old than it is for them to get close to a 25 year old.

  3. For a huge variety of reasons 14~18 is what evolutionary pressures from humanity's hunter-gatherer origins have led to being "peak reproductive desirability" for human females, and it's only in the last 100 years or so that european social-mores have stopped seeing people as adults by 15~16 and started seeing people as powerless children until 24~25

  4. Hypergamy is the norm across all human cultures, nations, and races, and it turns out teenagers have similar tastes and behaviors to 20-somethings

[–]Oni-sensei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The age of consent/responsibility has increased a bunch over the past century. When people realize their great grandparents were getting it on at a much younger age, this all seems much more trivial.

[–]Vcxnes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Glad to see people shitting on Pat Barry everywhere

[–]DislocatedXanax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonus round: Pavel Fedotov

[–]SoMuchSpook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuck pat barry! and fuck the “gameplan” against esparza as well

[–]biglollol(_(_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irc she was 13 at the time.

[–]Medli_Schmedli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is that not just as bad?

[–]Gehlsah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean. It's the same shit. Paul walker was 33 dating a 16 year old and Pat Berry was 28 in love with a 15 yr old. Same shit.

[–]Naz_eth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's true he should be forced to spent rest of his life in a Forest.

[–]dealershipdetailer 210 points211 points  (3 children)

Don't let this distract you from the fact Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust.

[–]itsfnvintage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seeing this again... Definitely too soon

[–]-sly_pooper- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So What are you saying? You're gonna check everyone's shit out, one garage at a time?

[–]Shy_Money -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That happened a long time ago. Keep up

[–]55kilograms 139 points140 points  (6 children)

Forget about It cuh - Paul walker

[–]ilegendi 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’ve been saying this to my friends IRL since 2F2F came out and I’m not even a car guy. The way he said it was just hilarious

[–]jamieaka 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Me and my bro quote 2f2f all the time your not the only one it’s iconic

Pockets ain’t empty cuz

Ejecto seato cuz

[–]biglollol(_(_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am hongry cuh.

[–]lcarusLives 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I guess I owe you a 10 second car - Paul Walker.

[–]Ubernaga 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A 10 second star, if you will

[–]Ubernaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It’s gettin’ thick real quick”

[–]Cowhugger6000 172 points173 points  (7 children)

Paul Walker didnt have enough woodcutting to go through the tree

[–]escarchaudMSc hunter 81 points82 points  (3 children)

The car's firemaking level was good though

[–]Sleipnirs 16 points17 points  (2 children)

It's cooking level, however ...

[–]larrylee13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sure wasn’t 99 or wearing cooking gauntlets

[–]eddietwang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cooking Gauntlets only work when cooking fish.

[–]klekmek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jesus

[–]syndesa 31 points32 points  (1 child)

It’s beeeen a long day without you my friend

[–]Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe that was the most watched video on YT at one point. Wiz made bank off that song lmao

[–]Wiradon 64 points65 points  (6 children)

Looked like Ryan Dunn to me

[–]AICPAncake69 46 points47 points  (4 children)

*Bam spirals harder*

[–]TurboTingo 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Stop that. I just saw the yearly "Bam looks great after rehab" article.

[–]ILL_SAY_STUPID_SHIT 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I thought we were doing them every 6 months now?

[–]Inevitable_Gain8296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What bam turned into kaboom

[–]Sufficient-Debate845 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Reckless lol

[–]Paganigsegg 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Just like Paul's driving.

GOTEM!

[–]Sufficient-Debate845 3 points4 points  (3 children)

He wasn’t the driver tho lmao sheesh I’m crying ahaha

[–]Fanci_New quest when? 43 points44 points  (1 child)

This is possibly the best dark joke I've seen In awhile

Goddamnit OP

[–]awesomazingab[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best compliment.

[–]ijie24 24 points25 points  (0 children)

oh that’s extra dark, 70% cacao

[–]Christian_bait 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Family

[–]tjat42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did someone say family?

[–]biggrintim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lemme ask you a question real quick though, what would be a better motor for my Skyline, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?

[–]CanadianGoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof. Nice.

[–]pixelunit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP woke up today and chose violence

[–]DevinD0g 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Know the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker? Paul hit 100 before he died

[–]MaybeMarkos 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Wasn't that guy a pedo?

[–]Prime_Abe -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Yep, idk why you’re getting downvotes.

[–]Ohio_Guitarist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sam Kinison.

[–]RSn0tch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing. And Paul walker was my favorite actor

[–]Language-Fast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is terrible and I love it

[–]ParacelsusTunisian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh? Is it still too soon? Is it also too soon for Ryan well Dunn jokes also?

I’ll see myself out.

[–]24rsI just wanna be a Pmod (✿◠‿◠) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't recall the last time I said "Oh my god" out loud when seeing a post, holyy

[–]Seal626 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right next to a road too. LMAO.

[–]Epso_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

An actual funny post on this sub? I guess miracles do happen

[–]slurki9003 11 points12 points  (4 children)

You mean pedo Paul Walker?

[–]LostSectorLoony 8 points9 points  (1 child)

For anyone else unfamiliar, I googled this and it seems like that context is that Paul Walker's girlfriend at the time of his death was 23 and he was 40, which is a pretty solid gap on it's own, but not terrible until you get to the part where they reportedly started dating when she was 16 and he was 33. He also dated a different girl who was 16 when he was 28. Pretty fucking creepy.

[–]slurki9003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah crazy people are cherry pickers and don’t talk about it but call other pedos out…

[–]Prime_Abe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yep, idk why you’re getting downvotes.

[–]Denseyish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If one really wants to be nitpicking, the correct term is hebephile.

[–]roonscapepls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is amazing

[–]NetSraC1306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh that's dark. Chuckled tho

[–]Space_Olympics -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Edgey means funny

[–]Unhappy-Manner6780 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

wholesome = updoots! guys look at this cat playing basketball hurr durr durr!!! yeah dark jokes are a thing buddy we get it your a snowflake

[–]ShinyTictac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone using the infernal axe is very fitting.

[–]DucksOnQuakk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's family

[–]Sea-Commission8552 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's Kobe

[–]BakuGlocku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof that is good

[–]Roht_RsGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof

[–]Sorry4TheLurk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

First post opening the sub and I get this heater. thank you

[–]natired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laffed way too hard about this .... I'm just glad he didnt say kobe ... I dont think it woulda made me laff as hard

[–]Haselek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh you son of a bitch

[–]-Nexxy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazing

[–]NickBHD -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Best post on this sub for a solid few months

[–]Geo-Dude96 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Boooo

[–]brettol -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

To soon. I just miss him so much x

[–]tjat42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gah damn man

[–]987654321- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, kinda looks like John Denver the way it's fallen out of the sky.

[–]KalTheMandalorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hell dude 😅

[–]Ashamed_Classroom_95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well played lol

[–]kuhataparunks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s pretty good

[–]Kingofthekek~𝕊𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕪~ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking RUTHLESS 😂

At least the crashed star and Paul Walker have something in common:

They're both buried in the ground

Lmao

[–]Crovali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Savage

[–]Super_Sankey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do it on Aussie worlds you'll see Peter Brock

[–]peterAqd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ryan Dunn with mining this thing.

[–]GodlikeCatThis monkey is richer than me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOO

[–]humansince2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just met a groomer and predator in catherby***

[–]TNSxPAPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too soon.

[–]Mavelusbr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow. i didnt know what expect

[–]TheTruestOracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm that’s two Paul Walker jokes in 30mins from two different users, how interesting

[–]Kysiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro too soon

[–]1016__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not Walker. It’s Kobe, both came down from the sky.

[–]xMAXPAYNEx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NEPHEWWWWW

[–]Amerikhans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never forget

[–]illumiflo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too soon

[–]ReFauver- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a violation 😂😂

[–]k0skii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im pretty sure thats Billy Herrington

[–]rpkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emotional damage

[–]RustysBauble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gave me a chuckle ngl

[–]TheF1LMMcLaren 444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP Pedo Wrecker

[–]Ayrieton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sooo dark

[–]samdaman172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Ryan Dunn to me

[–]SeamenShip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deserved

[–]Nizzle_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It burns

[–]DatAdamBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO Not soon enough

[–]TheHighDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Savage

[–]Boulderlikebelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk seems like that star still has some vitality left

[–]Putokrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that's Kobe Bryant

[–]edeka3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao!!

[–]henkdefreeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choflmao

[–]-Revolution- -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Stopped playing OSRS for a few years now. What is this? Looks so private server-like. Mining a fallen star?

[–]OiaOrca -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

This is funny I must say, but I think if it were someone I cared about deeply it wouldn’t be so funny, like imagine your best friend or lover was the one who the joke was about

[–]Hugh_Mungus_Johnson_2034/2277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a pedo stfu

[–]Joseph_F_1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah, thats Ryan Dunn

[–]Lucho_741 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not cool man....

[–]eurosonly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Elvis? Oh wait, he died on the toilet. I was thinking of James Deen.

[–]steve_Lardog -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I'll have the tuna not burnt

[–]Hqguard2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooking level?

[–]ilegendi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Too soon

[–]cjbman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

KOBE!