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[–]TSM_LittleRaphieMartinelli 129 points130 points  (5 children)

is it just me or do the fonts look different?

[–]pivandeeHavertz 110 points111 points  (2 children)

It's the new PL font

Looks like that one you could choose in PES 5

[–]nikiforos_ydraios 21 points22 points  (0 children)

OMG man. Now I feel stomachache by the nostalgia

[–]ramobara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quite horrid.

[–]sojud_18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah she fucked up and didn’t get the Arsenal font. Much better.

[–]ssj_trunks25Martinelli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Saka away definitely has smaller text print than the rest of them

[–]pivandeeHavertz 886 points887 points  (79 children)

Where does she rank in the Arsenal celebrity table?

Between Osama and Piers?

[–]Ollymid2Morning, morning, morning... Oh, Win! 568 points569 points  (9 children)

Probably less plastic in the actual kits themselves

[–]TheAnswerToYangGabriel 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this made me snort laugh

[–]spiralspirits 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Her backside is enough to tighten our defense

[–]Plastic_Author212 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ahahaha

[–]HamderabFirst to FA Cups! you’ll never sing that! 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Damn, this burn has layers.

[–]midgardyokel55Smith Rowe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

just like her bum then

[–]emiliojardinTommy from Bologna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New 'Kim Kardashian x Parley for the Oceans' plastic kit incoming soon!

[–]Aggressive_Salad_293White 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Probably" is overstating it

[–]vulgrinThierry Henry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even the away kit is better dressed too.

[–]nonameshereXhaka & Lego Enthusiast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey she got her bbl removed haha

[–]redmkayMartinelli 21 points22 points  (10 children)

Don’t forget Priti Patel🤮

[–]RDiMaso 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I didn't know Patel was a Gooner until I read this. Got to be honest, my life was better before finding this out.

[–]redmkayMartinelli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re welcome 😘

[–]JoelStrega 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I mean every celeb would be between those two

/s

[–]chuggythesteamtrainTierney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Queen is = or > Osama for sure.

[–]wutang_juan 21 points22 points  (19 children)

Worse than both

[–]pivandeeHavertz 177 points178 points  (1 child)

I think Piers is bottom for life

[–]KakaReti 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I went to beach once to play footy with my friends and there it was;

Pier 39. Piers sucks so much

[–]neonmantis 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Bit harsh. Piers Morgan is a right twat.

[–]Alsaki96 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I believe his full name is Piers 'piss myself over Meghan Markle' Morgan

[–]MattJFarrell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's all so creepy. He's 17 years older than her, they met for drinks one time, and he acts like this wronged lover or something.

[–]TABennyFTB 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is it actually

[–]Alsaki96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he changed it by deed poll as his big romantic gesture

[–]bad_at_proofs 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Nothing is worse than Piers

[–]jonny1leg 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Worse than Piers? Are you his Mum...? :D

[–]Party_Masterpiece990Ødegaard 13 points14 points  (7 children)

3 bullets and Osama, piers and Kim in a room...

[–]PhilosophyDense3986 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Line them up, shoot them all with one bullet then sell the other two bullets to Todd Boehly.

Profit.

Home in time to watch a Havertz masterclass.

[–]BarmeloXantonyØdegaard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]JabInTheButt 48 points49 points  (1 child)

2 for Piers and one for yourself is the only correct answer

[–]danny_healy_raygun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shoot Piers 3 times, just to be sure.

[–]TheCatOfTomorrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Piers - two kneecaps and the back of his head.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a game of FMK the only way to win is not to play

[–]eveel66 9 points10 points  (6 children)

As an Armenian Arsenal fan, I don’t want her to have anything to do with this team.

Where does she rank? At the bottom of the barrel

[–]Life_Wrongdoer4072 24 points25 points  (5 children)

What did she do to you man

[–]msharks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The kardashian curse is real.

[–]eveel66 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Makes my people look stupid and vapid. We are a proud people with a proud history and proud traditions and she is ruining our reputation.

One example I’ll give of how self centered and oblivious she is. She goes to a memorial in Armenia commemorating the lives lost during the Armenian Genocide wearing an all red dress. Might not think it’s a big deal but it was… you are supposed to show deference there and wear muted colors, preferably black. But she couldn’t do that because she is Kim and has to be the center of attention.

Can you tell that I have zero respect for her?

[–]scarredMontanaI miss you, Campbell. 20 points21 points  (1 child)

She's just a celebrity out to get her money. If anything, she makes Americans look horrible. I don't think anyone's ever thought, "eh' those Armenians are up to something"... after the Kardashians done something.

[–]ShesMovedOnMan 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Oh lord really?

[–]pivandeeHavertz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Calm down - it's a joke

[–]philfodenlovesfannyDouble-Barrel Boiz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Above piers, below the Queen (rip)

[–]so-naughtyTierney 132 points133 points  (6 children)

I heard she only likes arsenal because of Kim Källström.
They’ve both got the same initials, and they both got their back blown out.

[–]No_BotsThierry Henry 24 points25 points  (1 child)

[–]hiroantagonist1Martinelli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The absolute best!

[–]sirloinsteakrare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂

[–]hafrancesHavertz 194 points195 points  (46 children)

Her kids have taste

[–]TreeDollarFiddyCentImagine all the people 42 points43 points  (5 children)

If her kid had taste, she'd have gotten the third kit and not the away kit! 😤

[–]HalfNattySaka Souffle 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Her kids are half Kanye. Judging by the design of some of the Yeezy’s, I’m not surprised they like the away kit.

[–]I_Are_Brown_Bear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“He gets that from his yeezy side of the family”

[–]BarmeloXantonyØdegaard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kid gets a pass. Anything neon thats got zebra stripes would look sick at that age

[–]kukeszmakeszSzoboszlai hungarian KDB 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Wait, so who's gonna be the starting GK? Ramsdale, Raya or Kardashian?

[–]SokkaHaikuBot 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Sokka-Haiku by kukeszmakesz:

Wait, so who's gonna

Be the starting GK? Ramsdale,

Raya or Kardashian?


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

[–]CrovaxWindgraceDennis Bergkamp[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

she sure can grab a ball quick

[–]slinkymello 309 points310 points  (8 children)

Her kids like Saka and she’s a mom, what’s the big deal? Who wouldn’t like Saka? Dude is wholesome af and he’s awesome

[–]I_Are_Brown_Bear 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is where I’m at too. I think it’s fun, as a mom, she’s jumping in to what her kid enjoys.

[–]ph0be14Morning, morning, morning... Oh, Win! 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Y’all are wild. Her son loves football and she’s being a supportive mom by taking him to see the clubs he loves play and using her status to meet his idols. Don’t think she’d be at the Emirates on her own accord, it’s all for her boy. Can’t hate on that.

I’m all for a growing fan base so long as they’re not toxic towards the badge, staff, or players.

[–]apb2718 6 points7 points  (1 child)

She's also really hot and it's great to have hot women supporting the Arsenal

[–]moderndrifts 298 points299 points  (28 children)

The depressing thing is that she got sent these for free, and us poor sods under a cost of living crisis have to spend £80.

[–]VonLinus 203 points204 points  (9 children)

The people making the shirts have the worst end of the stick

[–]backofthanetThank you very much 18 points19 points  (2 children)

The kerning on the names suggests they know exactly what they're doing.

[–]akezikaGabriel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy facts!

[–]professeurwengerWe've Got a Big Fucking German! 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Why are we still paying so much for Arsenal shirts when you got little kid slaves making them? What are the overheads!?

[–]willyumwallace 3 points4 points  (1 child)

And calling each other names like dork! Woahoah lol

[–]BuzzerbeaDavid Rocastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Won’t somebody please remove these cutleries from ma knees

[–]mattfohWhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The main overhead is the fee adidas pay arsenal to make their kits

[–]hecticbellerin 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Sort of makes sense though. It’s free publicity for Arsenal/Saka. This thread was posted two hours ago and already has 180 comments.

[–]danny_healy_raygun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She also owns a ton of adidas stock that Kanye gave her. Its a win win for her, Adidas and Arsenal.

[–]aymojiSol Campbell 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Buy the fake ones if you can find them.

[–]obsterwankenobsterChampagne Football 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I finally gave this a shot. Shirt looked and felt great, but it was AT LEAST 2 sizes too small

[–]danny_healy_raygun 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You need to not use the S, M, L scale you are used to and measure your shirts then use the CMs in the descriptions. Or for kids they usually have a height guide in the description.

[–]WarDull8208GASPARRRR 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thats how life works.

[–]Designer_Restaurant1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She just marketed the club and her fan base would buy tons. That's classic marketing.

😁

[–]ShesMovedOnMan 126 points127 points  (29 children)

I don’t get the hate. We joke about Bin Laden being an Arsenal fan, she’s worse? Please.

[–]WarDull8208GASPARRRR 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Its a reddit, so nothing unusual that prople think that Kim Kardashian is worse than Osama.

[–]ShesMovedOnMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely right. I have to remember the demographics are far younger than me.

[–]hihbhuThierry Henry 72 points73 points  (7 children)

She’s cursed, she was at our Lisbon game at home and then we lost Saliba and Tomi. Then she went to PSG and they suffered a loss too.

She can watch us play from the US. She doesn’t have to be there in person.

[–]Deusey5 18 points19 points  (2 children)

She was at Messi’s first Inter Miami game, maybe the curse has been broken.

[–]Designer_Restaurant1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Messi seems to be a supernatural, curses don't affect them.

[–]shockzz123You can always get better in life, innit? 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Messi is blessed by some divine force, doesn't count.

[–]leandrobrossardTrossard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saliba got injured before that game IIRC. He just tried playing through the injury, but it didn't work and had to go off.

[–]ShesMovedOnMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like bad luck on the pitch.

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    [–]samrusTierney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    i think it's mostly ironic right? like people know that she's obviously not worse than bin laden but its funny to pretend. just a bit of absurdist humour

    [–]MattJFarrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The problem is, she'll glom on to Arsenal and there are enough stupid people here in the US who know nothing about the Premier League that will start to hear Arsenal and think, "Isn't that the club that Kim Kardashian likes?" and next thing you know, Arsenal and the Kardashians are linked in the public mind. There will be an episode of Pawn Stars selling a shirt signed by the entire Invincibles squad, and Rick will say "Arsenal is best known for being Kim Kardashian's club of choice".

    [–]FootlongGarlicBreadThierry Henry 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    The number 1 on an outfield shirt is the real crime here.

    [–]LBow8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The position as a professional ball-handler fits though

    [–]ahmadtheanonHoldongo (Holding dont go. damn he left) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    IIRC the Dutch Dude (Edgar Davids) with the shades wore No. 1, and he was an outfield player.

    [–]Financial_Height188 37 points38 points  (3 children)

    Arsenal marketing department punching their air rn

    [–]MegaMammothPoopIan Wright 67 points68 points  (5 children)

    The overreaction to this here is embarrassing.

    Exposure of the club by a highly marketable celebrity with millions of followers can only help us especially as her fan base probably has little interest in English football.

    Id rather her tweet our kits than city's or spurs so her fans put money into our club

    [–]the_soundkeeper 28 points29 points  (1 child)

    I agree. Besides, I think it's so sweet how much of a fan her son is of the team. He was so excited to see the Arsenal. And she's sharing it in support of his team, which is nice as well.

    Honestly, it's not that deep.

    [–]danny_healy_raygun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Plus these kids are going to be filthy rich. We might need them to buy us some day.

    [–]pewpew62 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Preach. The fact that such a big name celeb keeps on spreading arsenal propaganda can only be a good thing

    [–]JustGhostinSaliba 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    the gods have been cruel

    [–]Lon72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I thought her "best day ever" was watching Miami

    [–]CuclGoonerKapteinen vår 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    ah shit

    [–]NilocStros55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I mean she is a huge weirdo but I always love to see gooners out there!

    [–]ajyahzeeJesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Leave my boy alone

    [–]Dry_Pick_304 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Having the number 1 number is a bit narcissistic, isn't it (not surprising though) ? Not even a GK shirt.

    [–]Goonerlouie 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    To be fair, I barely see any other of our celebrity fans parading our kit

    [–]GoonerGetGot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    We have the UK YouTube scene on lock at least lol

    [–]Cthulhu_MadnessSUGONDEE 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Go root for citeh or sp*rs you harbinger of bad luck.

    [–]MysticalKOØdegaard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    United, And Chelsea as well.

    [–]aboidazØdegaard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Who god damn cares

    [–]Callum1710It's The Hope That Kills You 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Didn't even give them the Arsenal font for the prints... Damn

    [–]DeathtotheDemiurge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Never been into witchcraft, myself.

    [–]kassiusx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Seriously, associated with her and Piers Morgan ..why can't they just support spurs

    [–]idiotnoobx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Oh lord, what have we done to deserve this

    [–]riskoooo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Downvoting this because I don't give a single fuck about this talentless twat

    [–]lobsterdog666 19 points20 points  (9 children)

    This is not good news, these people poison everything they touch. We need her to root for City or Sp*rs or something.

    [–]MrHollandsOpium 31 points32 points  (7 children)

    Is that actually true, though? Sure she might reprehensible in certain ways. But fucking Piers Morgan and Osama bin Laden have been known as Arsenal fans. They’re unequivocally worse by a large margin.

    [–]ignore_my_name 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    This is Reddit. Of course a celebrity is worse than a terrorist.

    [–]BehindEnemyLines8923Ødegaard 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Bin Laden I get and agree. It’s ridiculous it say otherwise and makes me think people are joking.

    But you cannot say Piers Morgan is unequivocally worse, or really worse at all. He is a dumbass with a platform.

    The Kardashians have destroyed the self esteem of a generation of girls. Their society impact has been far more negative that Piers spouting out whatever bullshit nonsense he is spouting this week.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I think you underestimate what a terrible person she really is. She has influenced a lot of young girls to fixate on an unachievable appearance. In some cases it eventually leads to suicide because they are constantly comparing themselves to a animated mannequin. She thinks she's self made when it was always just daddy's money.

    Let's not sugar coat this...There's a special place in hell for Osama, Piers, and Kim.

    [–]No_Concentrate6311 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It’s not that deep, not funny either

    [–]YasuhikoTheSerafimØdegaard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Anulo mufa

    [–]ProcrastinationNockØdegaard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Stay da fuck outta Arsenal you plastic fan

    [–]Sam101294Ødegaard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Please don't bring the Kardashian curse to Saka and Arsenal, take me instead

    [–]illdeano 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It's bad enough having Piers Morgan as a fan, now this.😏

    [–]seanlilmateusØdegaard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    we are F***ed

    [–]InternalKingFreddie Ljungberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The meat riding is crazy

    [–]No-Elephant-Dies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    She's done that goalie-number-on-outfield-shirt thing again

    [–]CauseFrosty8396 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    She is a goalkeeper

    [–]starbucks1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    so this is why saka get illed

    [–]TheBestHairInTheRoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If the curse is real then out star boy will be victim to a career ending injury this Sunday. I personally don’t believe in witchcraft.

    [–]AlGunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    When you support a football club you have to remember that all sorts of people can also support the same club. From the Queen (rumoured Arsenal fan), to Osama Bin Laden, to Kim Kardashian.

    [–]STACETHEFACE88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Sigh.

    [–]quaglandx3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This makes me irrationally angry. Fuck that family.

    [–]daswickerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Honestly, watching how her kids reacted to Messi and how she seems to be supporting their interest, this is actually pretty great. And as far as celebrity Arsenal fans go, she'll never be as shite as Piers.

    [–]bakalaka25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This bitch cursed us v Sporting, delete.

    Keep Saka's name out your damn mouth wench

    [–]backofthanetThank you very much 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Cool, see you next season guys, we gave it a shot.

    [–]Ill_Marketing_8838 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    she gonna curse our season before it even starts

    [–]Batesy_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    As one of likely not many Gooners here who are also Kardashian watchers - my opinion on Kim differs from the majority. This stuff seems awesome to me, especially to know that Mik and Co have turned this club into such an attractive, ‘in vogue’ team now. We’ve always been a big and historic club but now we really are back in the business of turning the heads of casual and upcoming football fans.

    [–]rrha 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Do you think she knows most people hate the fact she’s pretending to like football?

    [–]ZestycloseShelter107Gabriel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I’m pretty sure it’s her kids who are fans and she’s just going along with it. This was probably sent to her as PR. I haven’t seen her pretending to be a mega fan or anything, all I’ve seen her talk about is how her kids are into it.

    [–]Quantr0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Most people can’t be that stupid to think she’s the one who loves football. One or a few of her children clearly love it, she’s just being a good mum by taking advantage of her money and resources to give the kids some awesome stuff.

    [–]Alpal487Rice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Keep her away from our boy

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Get away from my star boy you pray

    [–]deckard1980David Rocastle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    XXXXXL shorts not pictured

    [–]cohenYOUCANDOIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate this so much

    [–]beth_flynnHavertz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    i find the kardashians grating and have suffered from their part to play in making young women feel bad about themselves (tho that's greater than them, like their very own surgeries etc were due to this greater machine of Perfect Femininity) but like. the comments here are kinda vitriolic and sad.

    kim isn't even trying to culture vulture or anything like that, she's literally just being a mom. her son loves arsenal like all our kids do. it wasn't even instilled in him, at a young age he just knows we're the greatest team the world has ever seen (smart kid). like idk. smoke em if you got em and i know if y'all had outsized fame and resources to the extent she does, all your kids would be at the emirates and meeting saka, etc. she's just being a supportive parent, sure as a noxiously privileged person, but still

    [–]imneversingledire sissoko sanchez the holy trinity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Um ok

    [–]Foxquraish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ahhh we don't want her curse..................... fuck..

    [–]nimblehammerMartinelli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She's jinxing us already 💀

    [–]orthoweebo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There goes the season

    [–]sharreman10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    why do you complain morons? I fuckin despise the Kardashians BUT this is great for marketing

    [–]jonny1leg -5 points-4 points  (11 children)

    Lots of these comments are rank misogyny. Horribly embarrassing. I'd much rather her be a fan than some of the idiot bigots in here.

    [–]riskoooo 19 points20 points  (3 children)

    How is any of it about her being a woman? If she were Dolly Parton or Jennifer Lawrence or Carol Vorderman everyone would be loving it. It's because she's narcissistic, self-absorbed, and successful in spite of her evident lack of intelligence or talent that people don't want her associated with the club. She's a symbol of trash pop culture. It's not a gender thing.

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    This a 100

    [–]UncertaintyPrince 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    KK is the horribly embarrassing piece of shit, my god.

    [–]midegg 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Thank you for saying it. Don't have to like her, but why do people have to be mean and spread negativity.

    [–]OnlineMarketingBoii 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    You can dislike a woman without being misogynistic. Don't be an idiot

    [–]jonny1leg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I know. Let them continue to pickle in the vinegar of their existence. :)

    [–]ke90Maitland-Niles 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Same thing happens in F1, when female celebs get team invites

    [–]jonny1leg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Really sad

    [–]GummyGunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Khloe > Kim.

    [–]IronDuke365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wonder how much we paid her to do that.

    [–]citybard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You know what? Do your thing Bukayo? Tap it and leave it!

    [–]BobRiggsTrucking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She's way bigger than him.

    [–]OnionTraining1688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She should have nothing to do with our club. Since when did Arsenal start entertaining pornstars?

    [–]topofdamornings -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Is this a mating signal?

    [–]WarDull8208GASPARRRR -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    I hope that Bukayo is getting laid at least. She will be 10 in the bed.

    [–]Scorchy_pantiesGASPARRRR -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Plastic fan......Jk 😂 Shes doing a great job marketing our club...I like her