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[–]AlienDelarge 5987 points5988 points  (536 children)

Sean connery played his dad at 59 and Harrison is now 79. I don't know what that means, but was curious.

I hope this turns out more like BR2049 than Crystal Skull.

[–]anythingMuchShorter 703 points704 points  (107 children)

The first one was set in1936 and came out 41 years ago so if they advance the timing by the same amount he's aged this one would be in 1977.

[–]Ender_Skywalker 525 points526 points  (66 children)

This one's set in 1969.

[–]esiurc-mot 495 points496 points  (32 children)

oh no he's going to space..

[–]Ripoldo 246 points247 points  (14 children)

Indiana Jones, a Space Odyssey

[–]EWVGL 137 points138 points  (6 children)

Throw me the whip, HAL!

[–]sonicdivine 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid I can't do that, Henry. This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

HAL 9000 terminates Marion Ravenwood's life functions

[–]TheCredibleHulk 8 points9 points  (2 children)

That would be jumping the shark in my opinion. I just can’t see Harrison Ford EVER going to space.

(/s)

[–]wrinklejortstheimp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Space... why did it have to be space"

[–]grafxguy1 376 points377 points  (13 children)

The Raiders of the Woodstock

[–]The_Knight_Is_Dark 161 points162 points  (9 children)

Indiana Jones and the Concert of Doom

[–]Yorikor 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Indiana Jones and the Electric Cool-Aid Acid Trip.

[–]Rasmosus 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Indiana Jones and the Summer of Love

[–]____cire4____ 59 points60 points  (0 children)

*hippie girl takes her top off* These belong in a museum!

[–]PayTheTrollToll45 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The twist is that his old dusty pecker is the antiquity now...

And young hippie women are exploring and following his treasure trail.

‘In-Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon’

[–]sirbissel 146 points147 points  (6 children)

Indiana Jones and the New Hope

[–]bcam7257 112 points113 points  (3 children)

Indiana Jones could watch Han Solo debut in A New Hope

[–]RedditMayne 145 points146 points  (10 children)

I would love it if Indy went back to the Grail Cave and found a digitally de-aged Elsa, still 30, immortal but stuck in the crevasse and unable to die having drunk from the grail with her own blood.

[–]GildoFotzo 53 points54 points  (5 children)

And horny.

[–]gordo_garbo 59 points60 points  (2 children)

and here's the twist: we show all of it. all the hits, all the favorites, full penetration, or however the copypasta goes. anyway, 80 minutes into the film Indy dies of a heart attack from being too old and having too much sex and the last half hour is just the camera slowly zooming in and out and in and out on his naked corpse.

[–]moviehawk 1913 points1914 points  (249 children)

I think it's worth noting, though, that Ford was 47 playing a 39 year old character and Connery was 59 playing a 66 year old. So it's really not a matter of how old they are when filming but how old they're playing. Apply that as you will.

That said, there's a B-level Indiana Jones movie inside of Crystal Skull, you just have to be willing to ignore certain parts of it.

[–]Arcade80sbillsfan 1171 points1172 points  (193 children)

It could have been an A movie though... that's the killer. So much south American history and legend to draw from and if they needed Nazis....so much Nazi history there.

Could have been Indiana Jones finds the Nazi haul...

Well before Red Notice did it.

[–]br0b1wan 584 points585 points 2 (46 children)

As a kid who grew up in the 90s, I wish they adapted the video game Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis The story in that game was so good

[–]BenjPas 110 points111 points  (8 children)

The officially unofficial Indy 4.

And it was cool when Sophia Hapgood showed up again in The Infernal Machine

[–]Jordanmc2 36 points37 points  (3 children)

I was loving Infernal Machine, but could not for the life of me get out of the sunken ship without drowning. Looked up how to do it and still just couldn’t do it. One of my greatest gaming failures not finishing that.

[–]ComCypher 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Infernal Machine was probably the glitchiest game I've ever played (N64 version). But I still somehow got through it.

[–]StewartDC8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I remember swimming in the Palawan level, coming up for air, and continuing to swim above the water. I swim-flew around the whole level. Was kinda cool actually

[–]Arinoch 128 points129 points  (4 children)

Get that orichalcum!

[–]rascal_king 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hippocrates

A friend of Socrates

[–]BlackestNight21 63 points64 points  (1 child)

you are a terrible person

The Wall of Flesh has awoken!

[–]itwasquiteawhileago 32 points33 points  (8 children)

One of my favorite games of all time. There's a movie poster of it that's awesome. I printed it off and it hangs in my game room. There was a fan game being made called The Fountain of Youth. There was even a playable demo that was pretty awesome. But I'm pretty sure that died a long time ago and was never finished. A damn shame, because what was done looked amazing.

[–]lark047 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes! I fucking loved that game.

[–]superheroninja 12 points13 points  (1 child)

alright Jones, how are you gonna find that statue in all this junk?

[–]jasta6 345 points346 points  (85 children)

They missed their chance at the perfect follow up. Indy 4 should have been made decades ago. The natural follow up to finding the holy grail was finding the spear of destiny.

[–]RichardCano 252 points253 points  (35 children)

Spielberg wouldn’t do Nazis in Indiana Jones 4 because he said after making “Schindler’s List” he couldn’t bring himself depict Nazis in a humorous light ever again.

Didn’t feel comfortable portraying them as swashbuckling villains as oppose to some of history’s greatest monsters.

[–]turkeygiant 155 points156 points  (14 children)

That's a interesting take from him because I never really thought of the Indiana Jones Nazis as being particularly humorous. Some of the action choreography around them was maybe humorous, but the Nazis themselves were usually portrayed as a real powerful threat.

[–]_Meece_ 106 points107 points  (5 children)

They're definitely cartoon villains though. Especially the main Nazi in Raiders. That guy is like a scooby doo character.

I 100% understand what he means. He didn't do them like JoJo Rabbit did. But they're like afternoon cartoon villains like Shredder or Mojo-jojo

[–]Tonkarz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Pulp comic book" is probably a more accurate description. Also the inspiration for Indiana Jones as a whole.

[–]Ender_Skywalker 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Nah, they were definitely portrayed as buffoons.

[–]_Plork_ 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Right, but they're still cartoonish villains in what is especially a pulp serial.

[–]grafxguy1 10 points11 points  (1 child)

True, but I think he's referring to scenes like:

a) ROTLA: when Toht burns his hand on the medallion. He then runs out of the bar crying with his hand in the snow.
b) ROTLA: the monkey "heils" the Nazi officer and, without thinking, the guy salutes him right back!
c) ROTLA: Indy, while fighting a Nazi soldier, nearly crashes the truck. They both look at each other and laugh at the luck that they made it in one piece. Indy then punches him out of the truck.

[–]treerabbit23 36 points37 points  (1 child)

In so much as pushing them into propellers was humorous… we all need a little levity.

[–]riegspsych325 58 points59 points  (3 children)

it’s not the years, it’s the mileage

[–]AltimaNEO 13 points14 points  (2 children)

And Connery burned through that tank like a blown v8

[–]Goosojuice 230 points231 points  (54 children)

Idk if it'll be as heady, but Mangold is a very very talented director then you got the same team behind Edge of Tomorrow and Ford v Ferrari fleshing out the script with Mangold and a stellar cast. I got a ton of faith it'll be far and above the lesser Indy films.

[–]AlienDelarge 101 points102 points  (1 child)

I agree with you, but I'm going to pretend like this conversation never happened to keep my hopes from getting too far up.

[–]LarBrd33 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There’s nothing inherently wrong with an elderly Indiana Jones. The character is a professor. I always think of professors as cranky old men anyways. As long as the script and director are solid, I fully support old man professor Indiana going on swashbuckling adventures in his free time.

[–]theDeadmoo5e 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This is what gives me hope this will be a fantastic send-off for the series. Mangold has already shown with Logan he has a talent for depicting aging hereos/actors in a send-off film. He was a perfect choice for filling Spielberg's shoes (at least when it comes to this film).

[–]TyrusX 146 points147 points  (18 children)

Compare Connery at 59 there, and Cruise at 59 now. Insane eh?

[–]BlackestNight21 123 points124 points  (3 children)

Less thetans, more cocktails and long nights with Michael Caine and the latest fit starlet

[–]Ender_Skywalker 64 points65 points  (7 children)

Connery was deliberately aged up for TLC since he had to look old enough to be Ford's father.

[–]BrrToe 20 points21 points  (4 children)

So instead of Shia, we'll get Indy's grandson/granddaughter?

[–]DiscoDingoDoggo 132 points133 points  (5 children)

He belongs in a museum

[–]Read1984 54 points55 points  (2 children)

I think a film of Indiana Jones working a desk job as a museum director could end up being an even better film than some adventure whatever thing this will be. Indiana Jones being pissed at red tape, local zoning regulations, the grant-proposal process, large guided-tours, boring cafeteria food, having to go through conducting job interviews with locals for jobs like cashier / maintenance, etc.

Indiana Jones and The Daily Grind

[–]nem_v_39 634 points635 points  (33 children)

How much do you bet that Mads is the villain? That guy was born with a charm to play the baddies.

[–]HeronSun 550 points551 points  (23 children)

Honestly? I kinda want him to not play the bad guy and instead be Indy's coldly calculating but ultimately good-natured partner.

But let's be real... he's probably the bad guy.

[–]FatSilverFox 165 points166 points  (10 children)

I’m here for bumbling-sidekick Mads

[–]anormaldoodoo 61 points62 points  (3 children)

I need him to be dressed and talk like Short Round.

[–]Illustrious_Visual99 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Okey dokie Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!"

[–]shredadactyl 9 points10 points  (1 child)

In Polar he plays the good guy that used to be the bad guy and is coldly calculated but ultimately good-natured. Really good for a B flix and deadmau5 made and amazing score for it.

[–]eq2_lessing 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Mads is an amazing actor.

I hope he isn't squandered on a generic bad guy like in dr Strange

[–]CreatureWarrior 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For real. Mads is the perfect villain tbh Handsome, charismatic, elegant and a great actor to boot. I seriously gotta find a platform where I can watch Hannibal

[–]donotcare2126 1179 points1180 points  (94 children)

does it take place in the 70s? The last one took place in 1957, its going to be 15 years, so that's 1972

[–]NotVaporwave 842 points843 points  (43 children)

1969 judging by set photos

[–]batman23578 413 points414 points  (10 children)

Yeah I watched them film some of this in Glasgow and lots of posters from astronauts returning in 1969

[–]bramtyr 306 points307 points  (5 children)

Indy seems so anachronistic to be set in the late 60s. The interwar period really was the golden goose to set the franchise.

[–]LABS_Games 130 points131 points  (3 children)

Yeah, it felt like it was pushing the bounds in Crystal Skull.

[–]donotcare2126 56 points57 points  (16 children)

was it supposed to come out in 2020?

[–]APiousCultist 97 points98 points  (39 children)

Well, if we were keeping track since the beginning the new one would be set in 1977 or 1978, only three-ish years before the first Indiana Jones was actually released.

[–]donotcare2126 53 points54 points  (9 children)

Temple of doom takes place before raiders so I just keep track from The Last Crusade

[–]-FeistyRabbitSauce- 176 points177 points  (27 children)

I'll be disappointed if he doesn't sit down in a theater to see Star Wars.

[–]grumblyoldman 188 points189 points  (26 children)

"Hey Indy, have you seen this new Star Wars movie?"

"Star what? Sounds stupid, kid."

[–]nick-pappagiorgio65 125 points126 points  (17 children)

There's actually a comic about Han Solo crashing the Millennium Falcon on earth and Chewbacca wandering the Pacific Northwest and he's actually Bigfoot. Han Solo eventually dies. Then I think years later Chewie meets Indiana Jones, it's crazy.

Star Wars is supposed to be in our universe- In the movie E.T., E.T recognizes a Yoda Halloween costume and gets all excited and goes "home home!" and in the Star Wars prequels we see the E.T. species in the Senate room. Lucas gave a little nod to Spielberg with that easter egg, so technically Star Wars is in our universe.

[–]115MRD 80 points81 points  (5 children)

E.T recognizes a Yoda Halloween costume and gets all excited and goes "home home!"

Not only that, if you listen carefully the music switches to Yoda's theme from ROTJ. Helped that John Williams scored both movies :)

[–]notajackal 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Here's that clip of E.T.'s species being represented with a seat on the galactic senate in Episode 1.

https://youtu.be/OAPUGq0VGWg

[–]mksavage1138 547 points548 points  (27 children)

Indiana Jones: Rattle and Hum

[–]ThisIsNoBadDream 9 points10 points  (3 children)

OK Edge.. play the blues

[–]brainensmoothed 20 points21 points  (2 children)

*proceeds to play what is decidedly not the blues*

[–]IBeBallinOutaControl 24 points25 points  (2 children)

This is an ark the nazis stole from Egypt. We're stealing it back.

[–]curryhalls 1131 points1132 points  (19 children)

Man this would have been the perfect poster for the 4th movie. That lighting+silhouette really looks like a "4"...

[–]Rodin-V 265 points266 points  (2 children)

That was the first thing I saw when I looked at this poster. It really does look like a 4, works as a joke about the 4th movie not existing I guess.

[–]ahmadinebro 350 points351 points  (23 children)

Part time!

[–]Maverick916 181 points182 points  (12 children)

why did they use that take?

[–]SubterrelProspector 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I know the trailer version was so much better. I've seen that happen a few times with movies and it's almost always a quality drop in line delivery.

[–]RogueGibbons 79 points80 points  (5 children)

A fellow plinkett watcher lol

[–]Maverick916 52 points53 points  (4 children)

His comparison of the trailer delivery and the movie delivery was so great. It really is fuckin bizarre too

[–]rhetoricalnonsense 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Why did they release that movie?

[–]MarvelsGrantMan136r/Movies contributor[S] 2088 points2089 points  (350 children)

Premieres June 30, 2023 and Directed by James Mangold (Logan, Ford v Ferrari)

Really stacked cast:

  • Harrison Ford
  • Phoebe Waller-Bridge
  • Mads Mikkelsen
  • Thomas Kretschmann
  • Boyd Holbrook
  • Shaunette Renée Wilson
  • Toby Jones
  • Antonio Banderas
  • Olivier Richters

John Williams returns to score the movie

[–]Idk_Very_Much 242 points243 points  (19 children)

It will be Williams’s final film score

Edit: I’m not joking or jinxing him. He’s said it himself that he plans to retire from film scores.

[–]cjbest 131 points132 points  (3 children)

Oh, wow. I never even thought that Williams must be near the end of his career. We take all of his music for granted.

[–]Classified0 72 points73 points  (2 children)

I didn't realize he was 90 years old.

[–]Meekman 52 points53 points  (1 child)

He belongs in a museum!

[–]jedberg 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Why would you curse the man like that??

[–]MrChilliBean 18 points19 points  (8 children)

Didn't they say this about The Rise of Skywalker as well? Like I'm sure he's done three or so scores that have been hyped up as being his last.

[–]waitingtodiesoon 32 points33 points  (1 child)

John Williams already by 2018 was attached to the Indiana Jones sequel and he said he was retiring from doing more Star Wars films. He did return to score only the Obi-Wan Kenobi theme song for the Kenobi show, but that is a t.v. show and just the theme song.

"We know J.J. Abrams is preparing one now for next year that I will hopefully do for him, and I look forward to it," Williams told the radio station.

"It will round out a series of nine and be quite enough for me. Disney Studios will probably take it further (without me)."

While leaving Star Wars will be a monumental career shift, Williams doesn't indicate that he plans to retire in this new interview. In fact, he's attached to score Steven Spielberg's upcoming Indiana Jones sequel.

Then Covid-19 happened and he found not having to work on films during that time period relaxing for him.

As reported by the New York Times, when film production and recording studios were forced to close due to the onset of COVID-19, John Williams was left with no movies to work on — a first for the composer in his almost 70-year career.

However, as the months passed, Williams began working on other projects, including his second violin concerto, which was dedicated to and inspired by violinist Anne-Sophie Mutter, a longtime collaborator of his.

“I welcomed it,” Williams told the NY Times about the sudden hiatus from film scoring due to the pandemic and the lockdowns. Though it was initially disorienting, it became an “escape” for him.

“I don’t particularly want to do films anymore. Six months of life at my age is a long time,” he told NY Times. “I’m much happier, as I have been during this Covid time, working with an artist and making the music the best you can possibly make it in your hands,” he said.

[–]Tnetennbat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My recollection is ROS was to be his final Star Wars film, not necessarily his last score ever.

[–]Notoriously_So 1279 points1280 points  (168 children)

But where is Shia???

[–]Maclimes 1785 points1786 points  (29 children)

In the woods, I assume, running on all fours.

[–]Hbella456 519 points520 points  (3 children)

Normal Tuesday night

[–]Rough_Dan 350 points351 points  (10 children)

Running for your life! (From shia Labeouf) He's brandishing a knife! (Shia Labeouf)

[–]RiverJumper84 169 points170 points  (8 children)

You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf!

[–]RumHam1996 186 points187 points  (6 children)

WAIT! He isn’t dead, Shia Surprise!

[–]zombie_overlord 60 points61 points  (1 child)

That's my favorite part.

[–]rdxj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite part was the ending. I thought it was really strange, until that raucous applause tied it all together for me. Then it became a genius work of art.

[–]dmvorio 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! So good.

[–]blacksideblue 9 points10 points  (0 children)

but you can do jujitsu!!!

[–]shoot-here 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Quiet...quiet.

[–]TheSchlaf 32 points33 points  (1 child)

There's blood everywhere!

[–]TheLastJediSux 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Probably swinging through the goddamn jungle.

[–]_Comic_ 74 points75 points  (1 child)

If you've lost track of him, it's already too late.

[–]staffell 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He's still saying "no, no, no, no, no...."

[–]ironicallyunstable 175 points176 points  (13 children)

He’s been replaced with Logan Paul

[–]protege01 259 points260 points  (9 children)

Jfc my dumb ass scrolling back to to see if op listed him in the cast

[–]wizard_of_awesome62 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I did the same, so you're not the only one. Imagine my sigh of relief.

[–]nekoxp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look again, it’s Jake Paul..

[–]heyimrick 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I did too.. I had to be sure.

[–]Littleloula 52 points53 points  (30 children)

No Karen Allen? :(

[–]Israel_Anthem 100 points101 points  (28 children)

I fucking hate typing this but I thought she was the #2 worst part of Crystal Skull. Shia was #3, the script was #1.

[–]kidicarus89 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Yeah she was definitely rusty, which is a shame considering how much charisma she had in Raiders.

[–]SonofSniglet 46 points47 points  (9 children)

I'd have the mountains of shitty CGI at #2, maybe even #1.

The gophers, the jungle trucks, the ants, the monkeys -- it's like they weren't even trying.

[–]LABS_Games 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Worse than that was the general look of the film. I love Spielberg but I'm really not a fan of the asthetic he and Kaminski adopted in the early 2000's: that very blown out, bloom heavy, vasolene look. It works for stuff like Minority Report and AI, but Indiana Jones should have grit and texture. Crystal Skull is so damn ugly.

[–]dogsonbubnutt 10 points11 points  (2 children)

100% agree, especially about kaminski. it undercuts the entire "exploring dark and unseen ruins" atmosphere when bloom lighting appears out of nowhere and action shots in the middle of a dense jungle are lit like its the middle of a baseball field

[–]Penakoto 87 points88 points  (10 children)

Ask 4chan, they're good at tracking him down.

[–]DarthPorg 43 points44 points  (8 children)

Tracking down that flag was nothing short of incredible.

[–]replication_factor 134 points135 points  (13 children)

I assume Mads is the villain

[–]fisted___sister 61 points62 points  (7 children)

He’s such a great protagonist, but I feel like he’s the villain so often

[–]Dlh2079 16 points17 points  (1 child)

It's because he's also an awesome antagonist

[–]APulsarAteMyLunch 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I heard he was awesome in DRUK

[–]lasse2119 10 points11 points  (1 child)

He was, there are plenty of good Danish films with him not being a villain. Danish actors just get casted as the Russian villain in every Hollywood movie they get lol

[–]TheSentinelsSorrow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

anywhere European = villain in hollywood

[–]PugnaciousPangolin 356 points357 points  (61 children)

Mangold's involvement is the only reason that my expectations aren't less than zero.

EDIT: changed "are" to "aren't" because I do have a little hope for this.

[–]FoxOntheRun99 126 points127 points  (18 children)

Logan and Ford vs Ferrari. Ive got some hope it will be good.

[–]Lucky-NiP 97 points98 points  (4 children)

"Logan and Ford vs Ferrari"

Now that is a movie I would like to see.

[–]Whalesurgeon 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I always thought Wolverine would make an excellent race driver. Short enough to fit well in race cars, has that healing factor to overcome crashing into the crowd.

[–]Garn91575 11 points12 points  (0 children)

typically the excellent race car drivers are the ones that don't end up crashing into the crowd, not the ones that do and survive it.

[–]Missing_Username 27 points28 points  (5 children)

You mean "aren't less than" or "are greater than"?

[–]Jabbas_Addiction 24 points25 points  (8 children)

i agree with you there, logan was amazing so i think he'll do something great with an "aged out of the adventure game" trope, if that's his direction

[–]Arglefarb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

[–]TheCaramelMan 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Can’t believe Olivier Richters is included in the actual main cast list, met him at a bodybuilding convention and the man is fucking huge. Nice guy and good to see him getting work, I imagine he’ll be playing a massive henchman again

[–]Iesjo 79 points80 points  (4 children)

Antonio Banderas

Holy shit, it's going to be Indiana Jones x Uncharted crossover! /s

[–]eolson3 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Indy vs Zorro: Dawn of Adventure.

But I would actually watch that.

[–]amboleave 160 points161 points  (27 children)

Omg I thought Chris Pratt was in this and meant to be Indy’s protégé.

Thank god it was just rumors; very excited for Phoebe Waller bridge

[–]Niroshan_1000 129 points130 points  (25 children)

I think Bradley Cooper would have been a very good successor to Harrison Ford.

[–]valentino_42 135 points136 points  (22 children)

10-20 years ago, perhaps. At this point he's already almost 50.

These days, if we're looking for someone similar in age to "Raider's" Indy - Sebastian Stan maybe? Liam Hemsworth? Andrew Garfield if he bulks up? Zac Efron?

If we're aiming younger, I actually Joe Keery could be great. Or maybe Tanner Buchanan.

[–]BigBoutros 103 points104 points  (6 children)

Harrison Ford was a very late bloomer himself. He was 40 in Raiders.

[–]valentino_42 32 points33 points  (5 children)

Yeah, that’s why my first round of casting is late-30s early 40s actors.

I just think casting Cooper now in a theoretical Indy reboot would mean he himself would age out of the role very quickly.

[–]JackieMortes 37 points38 points  (0 children)

We can throw multitude of names who 'could' become some sorts of Indy successor but Indiana Jones is Harrison Ford. I'm sure some would argue but it's not the same situation as with Han Solo. And I don't want him get the James Bond treatment either.

Indiana Jones already has tons of successors, most of them bad and few good exceptions (Nathan Drake). Part of me hopes they'll let go of this character, at least in live action

[–]Uranhero 787 points788 points  (16 children)

He belongs in a museum!

[–]whereegosdare84 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Can’t wait to watch Indiana Jones try and outrun his own gallstone.

[–]getahitcrash 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Indiana Jones and the search for a Bob Evans early bird special.

[–]OptimusSublime 118 points119 points  (12 children)

We need short round to come back as an adult to help him out again

[–]WarLordM123 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Now that would be excellent

[–]pacmain1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That would get me to buy tickets the day of release in the front row.

[–]cosmicr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And use a fanny pack as a weapon

[–]Gingersnap5322 86 points87 points  (4 children)

He’s literally too old for this shit

[–]shapeofthings[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised he doesn't have a walker

[–]NakshatralaMadhya 459 points460 points  (69 children)

Harrison's holding a torch here which I donot want him passing it to on anybody else.

[–]TyrellSepi0l 399 points400 points  (18 children)

I also hope he hangs dong in this one.

[–]rbarton812 160 points161 points  (3 children)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Thundergun

[–]machaca_master 60 points61 points  (5 children)

The Gang Makes Indiana Jones 5

[–]henrywrm 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I know they kind of did that with The Gang Gets Trapped, but I’d honestly love that

[–]MNfan84 112 points113 points  (30 children)

Yeah I hope this is just a good, final movie for him rather than setting up new characters or sequels.

[–]TheRealDrSarcasmo 149 points150 points  (24 children)

The IP belongs to Disney.

I'm almost certain that this will be written to set up some spin-off characters and sequels.

Seriously, what Hollywood studio has resisted the temptation to milk every drop out of a franchise they own?

And how many of the sequels/reboots/re-imaginings intended to wring more value from an IP have actually been good?

I fear for the worst.

[–]nick-pappagiorgio65 71 points72 points  (13 children)

The IP belongs to Disney.

It belongs in a museum! Honestly, no one should play Indiana Jones but Harrison Ford. There should be no spinoffs. As Henry Jones Sr. said, "Let it go." Enough with the sequels. It would be different if they were actually good, but Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was mediocre. If they can't do it right, don't do it at all? Why can't Disney (and Hollywood for that matter) create anything original anymore?

[–]azriel777 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They could create new movies with adventuring archeologists without having to use Indiana jones, but of course they want the brand name. Nobody wants to create anything new anymore, just leech off the past.

[–]bsEEmsCE 35 points36 points  (4 children)

no one should play Indiana Jones but Harrison Ford

River Phoenix did tho.

[–]lkodl 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Indy is now one of those 80 year old dudes who still dresses exactly the same way he did when he was was 25.

[–]thevalahian 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When you find wardrobe perfection, you don't need to change.

[–]brodiefilm 175 points176 points  (9 children)

The thumbnail made it look like Indy's shredding a sick guitar solo on stage, and honestly... I'd still see that movie.

[–]Wilhelm_Amenbreak 25 points26 points  (3 children)

And about to look up at the crowd like he just invented a new chord.

[–]DudebroggieHouser 90 points91 points  (15 children)

"Will you just kill the character off already?" - Harrison Ford (probably)

[–]RespectThyHypnotoad 70 points71 points  (9 children)

He loves Indy, he might be okay with it due to his age but I think he'd play him forever if he could.

[–]ArmontHighwind 94 points95 points  (5 children)

The beginning of this film will be explorers opening the tomb of Indiana Jones

[–]Car-face 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Mission Impossible 7: Tom Cruise jumps off a motorcycle, as the motorcycle jumps off a cliff over a ravine, presumably parachutes down or uses a wingsuit to fly through the canyon

Indiana Jones 5: Harrison Ford walks across a rickety bridge, presumably makes it to the other side

Seriously though, I'm hoping this is worth watching. Doesn't have to be incredible, just enjoyable.

Most of all though, just let Indy act his age, and leverage his experience to get out of trouble. more like Dr Grant from Jurassic Park than Taken 3.

[–]RevWaldo 9 points10 points  (4 children)

wiki re his son Mutt aka Henry Jones III -

In 2017, Indiana Jones 5 writer David Koepp revealed that the character will not return in the upcoming movie.

Having his kid taking on the mantle would make perfect sense. Guess we'll see.

[–]DavidG993 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I really don't want another one if they're going to try and do scenes with Ford the way they did scenes with De Niro in The Irishman

[–]Present-Mention-1297 61 points62 points  (2 children)

If he doesn't walk out of a fridge after being hit and thrown 1000 yards by a nuke going off, I won't watch it.

[–]kineticstar 55 points56 points  (8 children)

Indiana Jones 5: The Quest for Retirement

[–]heyimrick 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I swear to god, they better have the original sound fX for when he punches someone. It's such an iconic impact sound that it wouldn't be the same without it,