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Bulls on Monday by qwert1225 in wallstreetbets

[–]Pimp_John_McAfee 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I knew Cramer was old but God damn.

God, finally a war America won't be stuck in for the next 10 years by Pimp_John_McAfee in dankmemes

[–]Pimp_John_McAfee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My joke was more along the lines of a war involving the two nuclear super powers of the U.S. and Russia not lasting very long...

Treacherous run by KevlarYarmulke in holdmyredbull

[–]Pimp_John_McAfee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy always makes it to the lighthouse in one shot.

There's a penis carved into the beach in Bing's background image. by velocipenis in funny

[–]Pimp_John_McAfee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think we don't know this is just a clever ploy by Microsoft to gain traffic? I'm on to you /u/velocipenis ..... /r/HailCorporate

R9 290X with reference cooler. by Mocha_Bean in Besiege

[–]Pimp_John_McAfee 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Eh, it's a little unrealistic. Can you change it so that it starts out already on fire?

Source: My 290x is currently heating my bedroom.

Wha--- by Missythemini in creepyPMs

[–]Pimp_John_McAfee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

or the "haha" oh god.....

Student Stumps Criminology Professor (X-Post /r/thatHappened by fourslaps in iamverysmart

[–]Pimp_John_McAfee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think that you're both right. You learn to be OK with hunting but you learn that killing in general is bad.

Every day in I.T. by BigJ76 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Pimp_John_McAfee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The owner of Adobe went off the deep end?

Bad luck Brian by AlonzoCarlo in AdviceAnimals

[–]Pimp_John_McAfee 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ok I get it that it always shows up positive but why would she confess to cheating? Why wouldn't she just assume you got her pregnant? If you have never had sex then why wouldn't she just assume you knew she cheated on you when she had you get her a pregnancy test?