The Real Housewives of Dallas S5 - E16 - Southfork Goes South - Live Episode Discussion

Emily_Rugburn_ · 2021-04-28T01:12:42+00:00

Pushing someone into a pool is so dangerous and my whole body cringes watching it happen (former lifeguard but also person with common sense)

uknowhatudid · 2021-04-28T01:59:41+00:00

THAT DOOM SOUND WHEN BRANDI AND BRYAN KISSED THE SHADEE

aggieemily2013 · 2021-04-28T01:01:12+00:00

On tonight's episode of Texans lose the Air BNB deposit...

whats_thecraic · 2021-04-28T01:35:39+00:00

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pupperlover0204 · 2021-04-28T01:36:58+00:00

D’Andra as Mama Dee was one of the best costumes ever

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T00:59:22+00:00

It’s time for the season finale of The Real Property Damage of Dallas.

filconomics · 2021-04-28T01:09:37+00:00

I'll always wonder what that random red head would have brought to this season lol.

CenterForAnts_ · 2021-04-28T01:19:27+00:00

They “cracked” the plexiglas???!!! Um no you broke that shit in half

Dial-M-for-Mediocre · 2021-04-28T01:18:01+00:00

When I wake up with that much eye makeup still on I know I done fucked up last night

thisgirl1407 · 2021-04-28T01:45:14+00:00

Oh my god, Travis is Below Deck Gary in 20 years and 50 lbs.

PersimmonReal42069 · 2021-04-28T01:05:59+00:00

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zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:56:26+00:00

“A Christian in the morning, a witch at night.” I love Jeremy and D’Andra.

penguinlady123 · 2021-04-28T01:52:32+00:00

Is it wrong I just wanna see Andy call out brandis husband for cheating?

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:48:07+00:00

I thought Brandi was going to tell Stephanie that she‘s pregnant. 🤷🏻‍♀️

LiteratureLove666 · 2021-04-28T01:06:34+00:00

Tiffany is the Dwight Schrute of this murder mystery

tangerine7019 · 2021-04-28T02:00:36+00:00

YES HE BRINGS UP THE CLUB VIDEO

jaxswhitesweater · 2021-04-28T01:03:55+00:00

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temporarilyHere3 · 2021-04-28T01:33:30+00:00

Kary needs to learn that being "sorry" isn't just about saying the words, it is about a change in actions and doing better.

dabear51 · 2021-04-28T01:18:00+00:00

Kary’s wearing the same clothes she peed herself in the night before.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-28T01:27:27+00:00

Eduardo is lying and ”living through the screen.”

mpr1011 · 2021-04-28T01:10:52+00:00

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zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:38:01+00:00

D’Andra was a funny drunk. She wasn’t a destructive drunk.

imhere_4_beer · 2021-04-28T01:27:33+00:00

Eduardo said nope, not getting embarrassed by my wife today. But thanks for asking!!

AbidonDesign · 2021-04-28T01:46:36+00:00

The new girl was there and now she is not. The editing her out is unreal!!!

picard17 · 2021-04-28T01:18:11+00:00

I legit think I would stress quit this show if I was one of the other women because I'd be so embarrassed about being associated with all of this destruction when I went places.

thegiantpaperclip · 2021-04-28T01:44:49+00:00

How dare they not show me the Jazzercise. Tha nerve of production.

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T02:00:40+00:00

THEY ACKNOWLEDGE THE BRYAN VIDEO

KARY’S GETTING DIVORCED

THIS REUNION IS ABOUT TO BE SOOOO GOOD

pupperlover0204 · 2021-04-28T01:20:28+00:00

Janna is definitely taking it in stride while being filmed, but it absolutely got tacked on to their itemized bill upon Checkout

pinkbeary · 2021-04-28T01:44:46+00:00

D'andra is just SO Dallas to me. One of my good friends is from the area and she reminds me so much of a younger version of her. Over the top in a best way, also packs the most on trips, and is just so extra but in such a hilarious way

buggiebitch · 2021-04-28T01:35:09+00:00

I greatly dislike Brandi but I feel like Kary does deserve more of the blame than her, she has a pattern of destruction/rudeness while drunk

advocatecarey · 2021-04-28T01:36:47+00:00

How does Kary get people to apologize to her when she’s in the wrong?!?

LetMeEducateU325 · 2021-04-28T01:37:30+00:00

Why didn’t D’Andra mention her clothes that Kary ruined?

loonytunes569 · 2021-04-28T00:02:25+00:00

I’m so high and this altered into just freaked me the fuck out

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-28T01:15:30+00:00

Four month pregnant Brandi fit but 100 lbs Kary cannot.

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:09:22+00:00

Kary and Brandi are so fucking rude interrupting people while they’re sleeping to talk about... farts.

FUCKING FARTS

iKnitandBlog · 2021-04-28T01:31:20+00:00

The worst is Brandi acting so disrespected over shoes on the outdoor furniture, but she wrecks JR’s room. Kary climbing over the broken plexiglass reminds me of Jule’s window accident.

penguinlady123 · 2021-04-28T01:03:06+00:00

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AbidonDesign · 2021-04-28T01:45:30+00:00

Is Court a fancy Stravy?

aggieemily2013 · 2021-04-28T01:37:29+00:00

No, Kary, De'Andra was fun.

buggiebitch · 2021-04-28T01:28:33+00:00

Kary is the only person during the pandemic that spent LESS time with their significant other

aggieemily2013 · 2021-04-28T01:45:30+00:00

We look like we're trying to be white. 💀😂

bathingritual · 2021-04-28T01:37:37+00:00

Bitch, you destroyed my $3,000 outfit!

temporarilyHere3 · 2021-04-28T01:59:44+00:00

Uh, what was the ominous greyscale and daunting sound effect when they showed that kiss?

jerseyloveee · 2021-04-28T01:04:05+00:00

I thought Brandi was pro life

pupperlover0204 · 2021-04-28T01:40:31+00:00

I think Kary needs the Dorinda Break after this season.. but hopefully without an invitation/open door to come back. She’s scary, destructive and unlikeable

tangerine7019 · 2021-04-28T01:54:52+00:00

Oh this is so awkward knowing he cheated

tacobellini · 2021-04-28T01:29:16+00:00

The breakfast bartender is getting all the good gossip for Janna.

backoffbackoffbackof · 2021-04-28T01:59:03+00:00

Out of this group, Court is the only husband that I would be surprised to find out is cheating/has cheated.

soph_lurk_2018 · 2021-04-28T01:19:21+00:00

Janna doesn’t care because Bravo is going to cut a check.

advocatecarey · 2021-04-28T01:27:29+00:00

You’re not busy...you hate each other.

taco_cat0 · 2021-04-28T01:09:42+00:00

Kary is a 5-year-old that’s stuck in a 50-year-olds body. That’s the only way to explain her salsa throwing, pool pushing, overall destructive behavior

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:11:08+00:00

The level of unprofessionalism... far too much.

warren0091993 · 2021-04-28T01:39:58+00:00

It’s not just the alcohol, Kary. You are a rude, snobby nasty person with no respect for anyone else.

picard17 · 2021-04-28T01:08:31+00:00

I once again appreciate D'Andra's willingness to just fully participate in absolutely everything.

filconomics · 2021-04-28T01:48:33+00:00

Jeremy and D’Andra are so fun to watch 😍.

picard17 · 2021-04-28T01:11:01+00:00

Katy's complete lack of regard for other people's property is embarrassing. That shit was obnoxious in University, let alone from someone who just turned 50.

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:07:19+00:00

D’Andra getting seriously into character as the murderer has me rolling. She is the queen of Dallas and no one can tell me otherwise.

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-04-28T01:27:39+00:00

Lol @ Eduardo using the pancake breakfast as a reason to not have to deal with this nonsense

AbidonDesign · 2021-04-28T01:04:24+00:00

The fact that they showed Brandi “falling down” the stairs while pregnant while she was drinking heavily all season too. I’m so confused by it. And uncomfortable.

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-04-28T01:39:51+00:00

Onmg they’re blow drying her pee?!?!

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-28T01:29:09+00:00

Kary dressing to party not knowing her ambush seconds later is a chef’s kiss.

uknowhatudid · 2021-04-28T01:49:03+00:00

This is the weirdest party

tacobellini · 2021-04-28T01:10:09+00:00

Jfc Brandi and Kary have no home training

2021-04-28T01:38:01+00:00

“Don’t punish yourself.” Well this explains why Brandi projects everything on everyone else

uknowhatudid · 2021-04-28T01:54:49+00:00

Brandi when she was younger was out of Bryan’s league

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-28T01:10:02+00:00

Kary and Brandi are some of the most classless housewives ever. So disrespectful.

vodkasaucepizza · 2021-04-28T01:25:25+00:00

Sonja and Ramona would’ve burnt the place down. And refused to stay there.

2021-04-28T01:10:08+00:00

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kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-28T01:56:40+00:00

I LOVE that Kameron dropped her fake voice.

Chub-Rub-Club · 2021-04-28T01:08:59+00:00

If I was D'Andra I would have been pissed if Kary threw me in the pool. She always takes it too far.

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-04-28T01:49:25+00:00

They really love terrorizing animals on this franchise don't they?

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:53:12+00:00

Andy says in the reunion “you’re divorcing?”

Bet your ass it’s Kary and Eduardo.

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-28T01:49:53+00:00

Just gonna say it: Eduardo doesn’t look sick at all! I think he just doesn’t want to hang out with Kary! gasp

MrsCPDuck · 2021-04-28T01:37:45+00:00

I really like D’Andra

davidthomvs · 2021-04-28T01:50:55+00:00

Kam and young Benjamin Franklins marriage grew on me this season. They’ve had some cute moments.

aggieemily2013 · 2021-04-28T01:46:38+00:00

Court has really grown on me this season.

buggiebitch · 2021-04-28T01:19:27+00:00

I don’t understand why some drunk people turn to property damage, the worst I’ve done is fall down a lot lmaooo

picard17 · 2021-04-28T01:20:36+00:00

Janna is a legit angel. I could never work in any type of customer facing role because I would not be that polite 😂

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-28T02:00:56+00:00

THE REUNION WILL BE HISTORIC

davidthomvs · 2021-04-28T01:55:37+00:00

Brian’s shirt buttons are also going through a dark time.

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-04-28T01:06:35+00:00

D'Andra is getting so into this I love it.

tacobellini · 2021-04-28T01:25:03+00:00

Stephanie started the hold Kary accountable JR'S bedroom stunt?!

STEPHANIE?

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-04-28T01:03:37+00:00

I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH BRANDI'S FALL JESUS CHRIST

phoenixchimera · 2021-04-28T01:24:59+00:00

Kary is being purposefully obtuse, I see so much of the Narcissist's prayer in her actions

thegiantpaperclip · 2021-04-28T01:13:36+00:00

Brandi was raised in a barn with domesticated animals. KARY was raised by wolves or possibly bears in a cave.

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pizzarollgurl · 2021-04-28T02:01:31+00:00

anyone else think it’s a little weird brandi’s end screen didn’t mention her mother in law?

davidthomvs · 2021-04-28T01:56:51+00:00

The cowboy look works very well for D’andras husband.

PersimmonReal42069 · 2021-04-28T01:17:15+00:00

NOT brandi showing more remorse for breaking some plexiglass than for being a whole ass racist.

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:44:59+00:00

Sexy Jeremy and Short King Court are here. My two favorite Dallas husbands. 💖

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-04-28T01:25:07+00:00

I love these montages of Kary being an asshole even though they're infuriating.

pinkbeary · 2021-04-28T01:54:19+00:00

Lol Kam calling out karys bad business

PersimmonReal42069 · 2021-04-28T02:03:34+00:00

that cut to black and white at the end...gaggatrondra!!!

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-28T01:02:45+00:00

I’m still so confused how Kary got away with pouring salsa all over the beds. I feel like hardly anything was sad about it.

vodkasaucepizza · 2021-04-28T00:47:54+00:00

This is going to be like a fever dream. I think this will be the first not garbage murder mystery in the history of housewives.

bathingritual · 2021-04-28T01:53:32+00:00

Oh snap, the divorce is being announced at the reunion!

LetMeEducateU325 · 2021-04-28T01:57:56+00:00

I hated mean girl Kam in beginning of the season but she got so much better when she moved away from that. Perfect housewife.

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:35:47+00:00

D’Andra’s going on the WARPATH at the reunion and I personally cannot wait to see it.

chanukkahlewinsky · 2021-04-28T01:23:53+00:00

lol i have to be honest, i love this mid-level trashy drama

flygirl10ee · 2021-04-28T06:23:38+00:00

Does anyone feel like Stephanie has out grown Brandi but she just has to put up with her? I just don’t see the same chemistry as the first season. Stephanie seems much more mature

pupperlover0204 · 2021-04-28T01:14:53+00:00

“Somewhere in my first stage of REM sleep..” 😂 Tiffany you’re great

lushdust_5678- · 2021-04-28T02:00:22+00:00

Lmao that dramatic freeze frame

taco_cat0 · 2021-04-28T01:51:32+00:00

I really don’t trust Destructive Kary in the armadillo pen and I’m very glad she didn’t go in. PROTECT THE ANIMALS AT ALL COSTS

Kininger625 · 2021-04-28T01:27:29+00:00

Kary being tone deaf about Eduardo about him having a fever and being sick. There’s disappointment and then there should be concern he is sick during a pandemic

LetMeEducateU325 · 2021-04-28T01:06:05+00:00

Is the concept of a fun villain gone? I absolutely loathe Kary. I don’t like anything about her.

CenterForAnts_ · 2021-04-28T01:14:29+00:00

Not kary just strolling around the next morning like she wasn’t just disrespectful and destructive as fuck on a trip at someone else’s property ... AGAIN

bathingritual · 2021-04-28T01:28:23+00:00

Yeah, it's called I'msickofyourshititis Kary! I got a bad case & can't make it

filconomics · 2021-04-28T01:16:35+00:00

Damn, Brandi went this hard this late into her pregnancy?!?!

aggieemily2013 · 2021-04-28T01:28:18+00:00

You shit on him all season last season, Kary, and now you expect Eduardo to show up for more?

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:20:03+00:00

These two assholes need to have consequences for their actions, damn it. SOMEONE YELL AT THEM.

davidthomvs · 2021-04-28T01:31:52+00:00

Ramona and Kary destroying a hotel together would put Motley Crue to shame.

advocatecarey · 2021-04-28T01:19:45+00:00

Imagine that, Kary takes zero responsibility.

uknowhatudid · 2021-04-28T01:57:13+00:00

Kam is living the dream getting a 8mil dollar house and decorating it the way she wants to with ALL NEW FURNITURE

davidthomvs · 2021-04-28T01:25:16+00:00

It’s still so wild that she poured a giant container of salsa on that bed.

singleportia · 2021-04-28T01:15:48+00:00

so you feel sooooo bad about the damage but you’re LAUGHING telling your friends the story

LetMeEducateU325 · 2021-04-28T01:45:01+00:00

Dallas husbands are such a random mish mash compared to Jersey.

chanukkahlewinsky · 2021-04-28T01:27:13+00:00

I relate a little too hard with D'Andra proclaiming herself as an elevated evolved new D'Andra at every possible moment in which I decide to do anything.

ZombieWerewolfGhost · 2021-04-28T01:36:39+00:00

Kary is a fucking nightmare. Brandi is hell. Put them both in the trash plz Bravo

ZombieWerewolfGhost · 2021-04-28T01:56:25+00:00

she’s pouring out this sob love story and he’s just sitting there stuffing his face, no expression, completely checked tf out 😂😂 yikes

tacobellini · 2021-04-28T01:58:11+00:00

Daaaaamn the shade from Bravo

"Her poor attendance"

temporarilyHere3 · 2021-04-28T01:10:11+00:00

Kary is a fucking mess whether she is sober or drunk. How fucking annoying and destructive. She needs to drink less or go to rehab

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-04-28T01:34:55+00:00

Kary loved the gang up when it was a gang up on d’andra

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-28T01:14:48+00:00

FYI Brandi breaking the JR room is not why people hate you

jaxswhitesweater · 2021-04-28T01:03:45+00:00

Can we talk about pregnant Brandi throwing herself down the stairs?!

Chub-Rub-Club · 2021-04-28T01:29:28+00:00

Not Stephanie trying to vouch for Brandi because she feels bad. Brandi is so disrespectful to everyone when she drinks and she is waking people up right there with Kary. She didn't break the glass but she broke into the room. She is just as accountable.

dddonnanoble · 2021-04-28T02:01:17+00:00

Well that was a boring finale but the reunion looks a little spicy!

singleportia · 2021-04-28T01:17:44+00:00

I want a Kam and D’Andra friendship/alliance instead of watching Kary/Brandi/Steph enable each others bad behavior

backoffbackoffbackof · 2021-04-28T01:52:14+00:00

The Tiffany/Daniel conversation with Travis about doing it doggy style was so awkward.

veronicagetsmehigh · 2021-04-28T01:03:40+00:00

Holy shit that bitch really done throw herself down the stairs pregnant n all I’m picking up really sketchy vibes

aggieemily2013 · 2021-04-28T01:04:01+00:00

Uh...we've all been watching Brandi drink pregnant, but falling down the stairs is icing on the cake.

singleportia · 2021-04-28T01:07:20+00:00

D’Andra is one of the funniest housewives ever I’m dyinggggg

zbornaks · 2021-04-28T01:14:07+00:00

Brandi’s more apologetic about destroying the JR murder room than she is about the racist video. I cannot believe—well, actually I can believe it because she’s a piece of shit.

Kininger625 · 2021-04-28T01:56:16+00:00

People can make fun of her shaman, but D’Andra seems happier

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-28T01:19:46+00:00

At least Brandi feels bad about it. Kary is surprising no one by not showing any remorse.

Kininger625 · 2021-04-28T01:45:38+00:00

Tiffany in the blonde wig was me in high school dying my hair blonde but instead I looked like an anime super hero

tangerine7019 · 2021-04-28T01:19:48+00:00

Brandi's only personality traits are being a former cheerleader and being racist

2021-04-28T02:01:44+00:00

HER and her mother...

??!!?!!?!

Omg that made me so upset.

Anyway it was a decent finale. D'Andra stole the show.

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-28T01:34:51+00:00

Tiffany getting right to the point: Kary is nasty

JayFenty · 2021-04-28T01:44:54+00:00

Travis hollman has such a bad energy

Chub-Rub-Club · 2021-04-28T01:05:00+00:00

Dr Kam is the character I didn't know I needed

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-28T01:26:45+00:00

~~Drag her~~ push her, D’Andra.

taco_cat0 · 2021-04-28T01:29:23+00:00

I definitely thought Kary and Eduardo were divorced. Oops

chanukkahlewinsky · 2021-04-28T02:00:20+00:00

LOL the idea of food not being part of someone's culture.

TTSampersand · 2021-04-28T02:00:54+00:00

Omg. The incorrect grammar on Tiffany’s chyron made me cringe.

Carolina_Blues · 2021-04-28T01:49:20+00:00

I feel like Tiffany’s husband doesn’t fit in with the other husbands and I mean that with the highest of compliments. It would be a bad thing if he did fit in with them

davidthomvs · 2021-04-28T01:10:27+00:00

Kary murdering her future as a HW

taco_cat0 · 2021-04-28T01:14:34+00:00

Can you even imagine what Yolanda would say about Brandi and Kary LOL she’d probably just die watching their drunken behavior

CheskapOo · 2021-04-28T01:55:08+00:00

Meeting him in 8th grade didn’t stop him from fucking around

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