What's the worst thing that you have done to a customer at work?

oneofyou · 7 days

I'm going to use this, or a variation of it, at some poitn in the near future.

Possibly again, at a later time too, if I can work it in well. Thank you, this is genius.

oneofyou · 13 days

I lost my hair on a baseball game.

My skin is also tender, and bright bright red, and painful. :)

oneofyou · 14 days

Sittin on a bed, in a CHU on COB Adder Iraq. Laughing at all you nubs bitching about it feeling like it's 110F. It -is- 128 here but it feels like... Well, it feels like 128, which is terrible.

oneofyou · 19 days

Wish I did it on purpose.

And that I knew what juxtaposition is.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=juxtaposition :)

oneofyou · 19 days

I was happy about halfway through.

Then you switched it up on me, well done.

oneofyou · 19 days

It would definitely be a moral thing. Have you ever seen something, that at the time you thought insanely odd, and uncomfortable, but it wasn't until like 8 years later when you were typing a story on reddit that it occured to you it might be the signs of terrible crimes commited?

Since i'm sure i've piqued your interest, he showed me a bunch of pictures of naked girls, young ones, (but I was young, maybe 20ish) photographed on a poloroid camera, them little instant picture deals. And a bag full of panties, like a gallon ziplock bag. He opened it, sniffed, and told me to try. Of course I declined.

I didn't look closely at any of the pictures, after I glanced and the first few he had fanned out like a deck of cards were of young naked girls, but. I dunno, what it.

It disturbs me.

oneofyou · 19 days

good call... Still, shitty story. Had an anti-climax, almost literally.

oneofyou · 19 days

Oh, no. It's just the mere fact that my moral compass differs from that of the law, I can't begin to presume that mine is correct. Therefore, I just give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

Who am I to say that my way is correct.

oneofyou · 19 days

You weren't offended they lied?

I might have tipped too, good job, sir.

oneofyou · 19 days

Great delivery, sir.

oneofyou · 20 days

What a waste.

I am disappoint.

oneofyou · 20 days

Isn't that yer mom's delivery story?

oneofyou · 20 days

I've been in a situation where I was thinking to myself. "I'm just about to have to fight for my life" while installing satellites at this dude's house. I don't envy you.

He kept showing me ... I don't want to say it on the internet. I don't even want to admit to myself having seen it.

I've been in a spot like that, and it bothers me thinking about it again.

oneofyou · 20 days

I just cringed so hard my stomach hurts now.

I'm glad you lived, miss.

oneofyou · 20 days

And no matter how little I've gotta take a shit. I'll be sure to squeeze something out. Even if it's just my pride.

oneofyou · 20 days

Hmm, I kinda thought about him as an old man who drank too much.

That's the thing about tattoos. They're forever, ya know.

Then again, he coulda been a full-fledged sheet-wearin cross-burnin klansman for all I know. I'm not really one to judge one way or the other. I smoke pot, getting high is illegal. He hates, hating is not illegal.

oneofyou · 20 days

I always worried that I'd get shot, or stabbed, or assaulted in some way over someone wanting my money. Dude, it's fuckin dominos money. Ask me for it in an even slightly threatening tone, and I promise, it's yours.

oneofyou · 20 days

We? Is this the proverbial we? The royal we?

In my iraq, "we" are trained to go to work at 6:30, and work on generators, trucks, and airconditioners. "We" don't like being accused of some bullshit like that. "We" believe that a woman has the exact same chance of being raped in the military as they do in the civilian sector. "We" also figure there are about the same number of drug dealers in the military, as well as thieves, scam artists, and any other seedy type as there is in the civilian sector.

I think you should possibly view more than one side of any situation before callously tossing accusations as vile as "if you're in the military you're trained to dehumanize, and have a tendency to fucking rape people"

Unreal

oneofyou · 20 days

Karma will eat you alive for that, asshole.

oneofyou · 20 days

I don't understand, do you not agree with me, or just trying to steer the topic in a different direction?

oneofyou · 20 days

Top two comments were exactly what was in my head.

With a trollface at the end.

oneofyou · 21 days

In Iraq it's kind of the same, except I just accept that they're all hot, until I get home.

oneofyou · 22 days

I'm like some of the other guys on here. Do something for a few years and move on. Joined the military at 18, did the enlistment, then got a job in a coal mine, then on a line boat pushing barges up the Mississippi and Ohio rivers... Then, what'd I do. Did satellite installation in new orleans after katrina, moved to colorado and worked in a coffee bar and skied all winter, when summer came back around I moved to texas and sold pot. Did that for a while, got bored, took a job in iraq as a civilian contractor. This one ends in 4 months, think i'm going to move to oregon and go to some vocational school that'll get me a job up in alaska in the oil fields. figure i'll do that for a couple years and move somewhere warm, to get a job teaching how to scuba (after I learn, of course)

When I was younger I wanted to be a jet pilot. When I got older I realized I didn't have to limit myself to one career.

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