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ULPT Request: How to make life of a rapist customer worse? by F33DBACK__ in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SmokeyBare 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have a friend come in with the printout and say he's worried for the people in the community that's there's a potential predator on the loose, and just wanted to put the alert out for everyone else. You can just say, sure I agree with that.

First time ever seeing a baby swan getting a ride 🥰 by ellie_scott in aww

[–]SmokeyBare [score hidden]  (0 children)

Mallards are jealous. Meanwhile Muscovies are in the middle of the pond, watching their ducklings get picked off by falcons.

Gillian Anderson with a banana in her nose ~1990s by AreolaPalooza in OldSchoolCool

[–]SmokeyBare 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Somebody obviously hasn't tried putting a banana stem up their nose.

[Highlight] Maybe the greatest ‘Ball Don’t Lie’ moment in NFL history: Seattle is robbed of a go-ahead TD, so they get it right back the next play (1988) by LAZYTOWWWWWN in nfl

[–]SmokeyBare 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He is more than just premade frozen family size lasagna

Murdered by the reporter by acceptedcat in MurderedByWords

[–]SmokeyBare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

kshht kshht Dick.
kshht kshht Dick.
kshht kshht Dick.
kshht kshht Dick.

Witness of bike crash that killed Portland area teacher differs from OSP narrative by SoloPolyamorous97203 in Portland

[–]SmokeyBare 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And the conflicting time lines may get a guilty person out of prison time.

This resin cast picnic table 😳 by Sarspazzard in ATBGE

[–]SmokeyBare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those Nokias probably still work

[OC] The short story of how Victor Wembanyama received a bag of breakfast tacos on his first official day as a San Antonio Spur. by pcwgussej in nba

[–]SmokeyBare 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Tex Mex ain't mexican. It's influenced a lot by german settlers. That's why lagers are so big in Mexico too. And Tejano music uses a polka beat.

What could go wrong using a Bluetooth game controller for a real life sub. by deviantanima in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SmokeyBare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The controller was probably the most quality tech on the vessel

ULPT I put a 1 star honest review on Google for a fitness instructor school because I lost 3k in a shitty diploma. Director replied with my personnal infos and saying I'm a SW (it's true) to discredit my review by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]SmokeyBare 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Reply that he only knows you're a sex worker, because he's used your services multiple times.

New brewery day by PopuluxePete in TheBrewery

[–]SmokeyBare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buy a couple fake owls and put them outside your bay doors. Small birds are going to love your space.

What are this subs predictions for Victor Wembanyamas’ NBA nickname? by Substantial-Pitch-79 in nba

[–]SmokeyBare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slenderman

Atlanta Hawks #46 pick Seth Lundy with a great draft party reaction video (via @PennStateMBB) by pcwgussej in nba

[–]SmokeyBare 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh shit. He gonna get himself some basic healthcare!

Josh Paredes on Twitter: “Wembanyama on what it means to be a Spur: “It’s the greatest thing I could’ve asked for. The greatest franchise. The greatest team. The greatest culture. The greatest fans. Sometimes, the universe puts us through trials before having any reward. This is one of my rewards.” by SPURSPORVIDA03 in NBASpurs

[–]SmokeyBare 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Living satellite, from now on, when anyone asks who my team is: "I'm a damn Spur."

Alabama 7'0" Center Charles Bediako agrees to a 1 year deal/training camp invite with the San Antonio Spurs by ModsEmbezzleMoney in NBASpurs

[–]SmokeyBare 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"brick by brick" kind of has negative connotations when talking about basketball

[Youngmisuk] Kawhi Leonard underwent a cleanup on his torn meniscus and it will be an eight-week recovery according to Lawrence Frank. Frank said Kawhi is expected to be a full go for training camp in October. by lopea182 in nba

[–]SmokeyBare 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, good luck with that.

2023 NBA Draft- Pick 44- Sidy Cissoko- San Antonio Spurs by BryLinds in nba

[–]SmokeyBare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you hear the Spurs fans sing?
Singing the song of cars honking.
It is the the music of a team
that will be champions again.
When the beating of fandom
Matches the drinking of your beer,
there is a night I won't remember
when tomorrow comes.

[Charania] Sources: Minnesota is selecting Leonard Miller at No. 33 via Spurs. by awrf in nba

[–]SmokeyBare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They sound pretty repressed to me.

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Just to put things in perspective (i.redd.it)

submitted by SmokeyBare to r/NBASpurs

Will we still move up? by radicalcamel in NBASpurs

[–]SmokeyBare 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. But maybe yes.

[2023 NBA Draft] #1 Pick. Victor Wembanyama by Number333 in nba

[–]SmokeyBare 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Or she was like, "good, this shit going viral"

Graduate goes off when her time to introduce herself is cut short by tefunka in PublicFreakout

[–]SmokeyBare 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This Big Mac is all about me!

Our head brewer just sharted unloading grain this morning. by t-bick in TheBrewery

[–]SmokeyBare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just eat a handful of grain while milling

Found this gem in Spokane, Wa by Gats775 in Tennesseetitans

[–]SmokeyBare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My condolences for being in Spokane

Boyfriend sticks up for girlfriend, Karens the Karen. by TraumaticTwinkle in PublicFreakout

[–]SmokeyBare 287 points288 points  (0 children)

He's this guy

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