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[–]LouisBolanos 560 points561 points  (68 children)

[–]tingocashI am Cock Guy 349 points350 points  (55 children)

I wish the UFC did a one time, Pride-style, David v Goliath match. Though that may have killed the mouse.

[–]KelvinsBeltFantasyBadger. Mushroom. TJ Dillashaw. 264 points265 points  (28 children)

I have this fight in EA 3 in tournament mode when I turn off weight classes.

I beat up Struve using Dodson.

[–]HandarandDOCTOR STOPPAGE 167 points168 points  (6 children)

Were you playing Brock Lesnar and used Dodson as a human baseball bat?

[–]HlaShweMMAUganda 46 points47 points  (2 children)

So did Dodson stiffen up because he wanted to or is it because Brock was holding him?

[–]HandarandDOCTOR STOPPAGE 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Everyone's Dodson goes stiff when they see Brock

[–]JonesNutHugger 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Is Brock in UFC 3?

[–]DabmiralTeam Miocic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No

[–]JunesfoshizGOOFCON 1: 2: Pandemic Boogaloo 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Yep did one and Mighty Mouse submitted Liddell to win the tourney

[–]KelvinsBeltFantasyBadger. Mushroom. TJ Dillashaw. 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Chuck is really fun to play as in that game.

I guess using your wrestling in reverse > Mighty Wizbar

[–]KiloKGoink oink motherfucker 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Stipe Miocic was beating the shit out of Brian Ortega but I caught him in a jumping guillotine lol

[–]KelvinsBeltFantasyBadger. Mushroom. TJ Dillashaw. 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds the Francis rematch

[–]MagentaTrisomes 11 points12 points  (15 children)

How does that work? Do they stretch them out? Make their punches and kicks magically extended? I just made a pudgy asshole that was still beating Matt Brown in 2022.

[–]Connor30302I look like Marvin vettori 30 points31 points  (3 children)

when they go to the ground Mighty Mouse went the same size as struve

[–]MagentaTrisomes 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Do they expand/shrink as needed or is it a tiny Struve or a giant Mighty Mouse?

[–]Connor30302I look like Marvin vettori 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Giant mighty mouse

[–]javi_and_stuffThat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

EXTENDO MOUSE

[–]poopposting_accountdavid dvorak will be the champ in 2021 5 points6 points  (1 child)

it's difficult to see but their limbs go elastigirl on high kicks and punches

[–]KelvinsBeltFantasyBadger. Mushroom. TJ Dillashaw. 3 points4 points  (8 children)

You need to see it to believe it

[–]MagentaTrisomes 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Well goddamned, I know what I'll be doing tonight. Hopefully that option isn't a DLC thing

[–]herpitty_derp 18 points19 points  (5 children)

[–]MontezeTeam 209 - Real Ninja Shit! 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's is so freaking awkward but hilarious.

[–]DemderdemdenGood Jawline 11 points12 points  (0 children)

3:45 introductions in a video game? They're already ridiculously long in real life, but that's crazy.

[–]James_ParnellFRICK CHORES 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So bizarre how much their sizes change when they go to the ground lol

Mighty mouse gains like 40 pounds in 2 seconds

[–]Prettyphonepete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's pretty neat

[–]CommunityFan_LJPeppator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually had one of these tournaments with my friends and I, as Mighty Mouse, beat my homie, who was Jon Jones in the final. It still makes me laugh to this day.

[–]ExpressSportsGOOFCON 1 47 points48 points  (1 child)

UFC 300: Gladiator Edition

2 FW vs 1 HW

1 FW with weapon vs 1 HW

1 FW + 1 HW vs 1 LW + 1 WW

[–]pyx 18 points19 points  (6 children)

the first couple UFCs didn't have weight classes. Go back and watch those.

[–]tingocashI am Cock Guy 17 points18 points  (5 children)

I've seen all of UFC 1, but I'd love to see it in the context of the modern MMA meta. Things have gone so far. Imagine someone like Cyril Asker, or Tai Tuivasa v Khabib. Unfortunately, I think it'd just end with the little guy getting KOed, unless they paired him with someone outlandishly unqualified to fight, which is just pathetic to watch.

[–]Puppyriapism 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Honestly that sort of thing is really interesting to me. I think Khabib vs. Asker is unfortunate because LW-sized is just way too small even for a low-tier HW, with Khabib's strongest skill being grappling. But I think someone like Leon Edwards has a total field day against Asker and hangs with plenty of low- to mid-level HWs.

I think a good archetype for a skilled light fighter to do well against fringe HWs is striking-oriented, with emphasis on cardio and speed rather than attributes like power and strength that now no longer confer much advantage.

Also on a related but less extreme note, I think top-tier MWs beat mid-level HWs even giving up 50+ lbs. It'd be bad as a career path for someone like Whittaker to hang around in the top 10 at HW and never really have a shot at winning the belt and take lots of damage undersized -- compared to just fighting at MW and being champ (before taking lots of damage against Yoel, heh). But that doesn't mean he couldn't do it. I think people disagree with that, mentally simulating it based on how fights go when fighters are similarly sized (which, fair, HWs would nuke MWs a lot). But realistically, the top MW would put a much greater premium on evasion and attrition, and have the skill advantage to do that well, and the contests would be a lot more point-fighty.

[–]Aliensinmypants 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Watch Stipe murder Fabio Malbobabo who should/could have been at 185

[–]Devlin90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weird that maldonado is now jobbing for top level talent in boxing at hw.

[–]TeddyGom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although showing a skill mismatch would tell big guys out there that only relying on their size and strength isn't always enough and can actually get them to start training.

[–]EcstaticBackFucking Jackoff 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This kills the mouse

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

MCGREGOR @ 145 vs NGANNOU PLEASE

[–]irishusmc2232 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They did. It was called Royce Gracie's career.

[–]DeserterdragonNew Zealand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want Bellator to go mega carny and book Cejudo vs Hager.

[–]Kaployhappy new fucken steroid year 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Once the fight starts Struve effectively has the same reach as Mighty Mouse anyway.

[–]ExpressSportsGOOFCON 1 104 points105 points  (1 child)

5'11" and 6'0"

[–]BIG_YETI_FOR_YOUSeychelles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When will they learn?

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I like how Struve still isn't properly using his full reach advantage.

[–]Naramie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have been saying this for years. Struve needs to be cutting height, he's not fighting in the right class.

[–]compsc1That was not intelligent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

UFC does an incredible job of making all fighters look big

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Struve rocking the bootcut. Picture from before 2013 confirmed.

[–]xBobSacamanox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see Mighty Mouse fight a guy that size who had only halfway decent fighting skill, like The Undertaker or something.

[–]evanevolutionStipe’s speech therapist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Mighty Mouse would still some how win lol

[–][deleted] 277 points278 points  (8 children)

I want to see Megan Anderson next to Henry Cejudo

[–]Darkness_Everyday 382 points383 points  (7 children)

...so does Henry Cejudo

[–]ImReallyFuckingBored 181 points182 points  (6 children)

Not anymore he's got his first girlfriend

[–]hookahi-ilio-hae 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His very first. It’s romantic

[–]NeverFartedBut I took a shit on Dana's chest 374 points375 points  (32 children)

Megan Anderson is massive compared even to the average featherweight

[–]PostsAnimalGifsFuck your advice! 285 points286 points  (21 children)

She's taller than Khabib, McGregor, Poirier, Masvidal, Ferguson etc.

[–][deleted] 243 points244 points  (4 children)

And Cormier

[–]ExpressSportsGOOFCON 1 132 points133 points  (2 children)

And me

[–]F_ckYo_Pineapple Martyr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

F

[–]zombizle1Karate Kata is the best base for MMA 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Hollaway is taller than cormier

[–]iz-Moff 106 points107 points  (11 children)

And it's not like she's tall and skinny, she has broad shoulders and quite a lot of muscle. She has to be cutting more weight than Cyborg to make 145.

[–]Downgoesthereemgive me sand 52 points53 points  (0 children)

She's downsized quite a bit lately and said she came into her last fight 7 pounds lighter than usual.

[–]somewhatfamiliar2223Team Askarov 37 points38 points  (8 children)

Her and aspen Ladd cut the most weight in wmma

[–]Enterprise90Send location 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Ladd is another fighter who is really thick and bulky for the women's division even though she doesn't look it as compared to Anderson.

[–]LapulusHogulus 23 points24 points  (2 children)

She’s husky

[–]e-rageTeam Cena 16x champ[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Sabina Mazo is up there too I think. Cali weighed her around 145lbs in fight night and she fights at 125

[–]somewhatfamiliar2223Team Askarov 3 points4 points  (1 child)

From the local flyweights I know that sounds pretty average, most will tell me they’re in the 140s on fight week and probably rehydrate those last five lbs.

[–]e-rageTeam Cena 16x champ[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that’s crazy to me. Weigh in at 125 and rehydrate almost like 20lbs

[–]spcslackerCondit's TDD coach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All together, or separately?

[–]-s1Lence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sean o'malley is only a bantamweight and taller than some heavyweights such as ilir latifi

[–]SolidOrphanBelgium 354 points355 points  (21 children)

I'd watch

[–]HungryEconomy 45 points46 points  (6 children)

I'd be curious to see a top level female atomweight against Megan Anderson

[–]mmmsocreamy 10 points11 points  (5 children)

I'd be curious to see a mid-level male Flyweight against Megan Anderson

[–]iqbalides 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I feel like it wouldn't be as competitive as you think. Like when Serena Williams played against the 200th ranked male and was dominated.

[–]dmkicksballs13Impudent Lout 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Why? It would be a KO within seconds.

[–]dans00Blonde Brunson Undefeated Undisputed P4P No. 1 GOAT 15 points16 points  (7 children)

I bet knockouts are rare in atomweight fights, also lower CTE probably but who knows

[–]leadoffamoped 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are we still talking fights here?

[–]DK4E2XFpbETJrj 225 points226 points  (13 children)

4'11" vs 6'0" if anyone was curious like I was.

[–]OHHHHHHHHHH_HES_HURT 242 points243 points  (0 children)

5'11" vs. 6'

[–]plongedanslesjambes 65 points66 points  (2 children)

1,5m vs 1,83m fort those who use metric

[–]Mr-Basically-Clean 22 points23 points  (1 child)

*****yells in American*****

[–]Lol_A_White_Boyu can kiss 💋 my black ass 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Paulo Costa Intensifies

[–]nightgobbler 373 points374 points  (69 children)

It’s a shame that megan sucks, she could actually be marketable

[–]ExpressSportsGOOFCON 1 87 points88 points  (24 children)

Just like PVZ.

UFC needs to invest in some world-class trainers and PEDs for those 2

[–]JAKEJITSU22I was here for GOOFCON 1: 2020 57 points58 points  (9 children)

PVZ is 100% going to Bellator after her next fight. With the UFC snubbing her husband and the ability for her to make big bucks off sponsorships.

[–]UnHoly_OneA big good news soon 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Yeah I agree.

Ribas is going to wreck her and then she'll be off to Bellator.

Edit: (assuming she actually makes it to the Ribas fight)

[–]JAKEJITSU22I was here for GOOFCON 1: 2020 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Yeah she has had some terrible luck leading up to fights.

Edit: Plus it's not like a trip to Bellator means a title or something Ilima Lei Mcfarlane is no joke

[–]witcherstrife 23 points24 points  (12 children)

Ufc definitely dont want PEDs looking woman fighters.

[–]CaptainGerrardThis is sucks 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Cyborg lost one fight to the GOAT and Dana was like “well good luck in the future kid”

[–]Ciggie_butt_brainHow long must I wait? 2020 edition 26 points27 points  (3 children)

He also said that she looks like Wanderlei Silva in drag, or words to that effect.

[–]LooterChrisFuck slavery, fuck racism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He pretty much exactly that

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he wasn't wrong

[–]uRs7up1d 15 points16 points  (2 children)

They could use the tj dillashaw juice, epo doesnt modify your body it just gives an unfair advantage when it comes to stamina.

[–]EmbryonicMisanthrop 13 points14 points  (1 child)

maple syrup blood consistency

[–]E6TB32mB48b 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not all PEDs make you big.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PVZ will break her arm for the 60th time

[–]explisionEDDIIIIIIEEEEEEE! 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She is marketable on Insta. Checked her out this week, she is promoting crap. So I guess her loooks are getting her paid

[–]The_Ghetto 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Rachel Ostovich if she could actually fight.

[–]Mr-Basically-Clean 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think Rachel Ostarine is going to start promoting SARMS now. Shes a big advocate i hear

[–]Chocoeclair189Pavel fedotov grooming service 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun personality as well, her podcast is great..wish Sanko was still on it tho

[–]Birdgang14 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Megan Anderson is a tall drink of water.

[–]HashBarsTeam Edwards 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Megan Anderson and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says to the giraffe, "When did your sister get into town?"

[–]wolftickets4saleTeam DC 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not MMA but this post reminded me of an old Saints pic of OT Zach Strief and RB Darren Sproles

[–]red_right_hand_ 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Well it’s about a 40% difference in weight, so makes sense

[–]ExpressSportsGOOFCON 1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At least their arms are the same size. In width, that is, not length.

[–]pokapokaokaPeppa Pig > Bellator 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How long did it take before the thread was locked last time it was posted? Can we go for a record.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (5 children)

megan anderson is from the movie avatar

[–]blackjazz_societyTeam Namajunas 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's all fun and games till the atomweight chokes you out.

[–]RenweinTeam Esparza 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Alesha would win in a streetfight
or an MMA fight
or a fight for my heart

[–]PocketShock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A picture I took of Dodson Sparring with Travis Browne, lol. Was pretty funny. https://i.imgur.com/p4yooK3.jpg

[–]e-rageTeam Cena 16x champ[S] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Alesha Zappitella is set to fight Lindsey VanZandt on July 2nd at Invicta FC 40

https://invictafc.com/2020/06/09/invicta-fc-40-slated-for-july-2-in-kansas-city/

[–]fightsgoneby✅ Jack Slack | Author 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was about to ask what happened to Jinh Yu, but it turns out she's coming to the UFC on the 27th so good for her!

[–]drakeXtheXsnakeChamp Shit Only 🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽 #SnapJitsu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Megan is so tall, she can't find pants that go all the way down

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Imagine them next to someone like Ngannou lol

[–]conflictedthrewaway 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I feel like that's the thumbnail for many videos....

[–]Robo_Riot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, in Japan...

[–]Fug_the_system 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Megans face looks kind of like Nico Price's here

[–]JChezbian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My money would still be on Zappitella.

[–]SiouxLeger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alice Merchesi and Lauren Phillips.

[–]le-fauteuilGOOFCON 1: 2: Pandemic Boogaloo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Tim Kennedy in a wig

[–]winespring 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tim Kennedy in a wig

On a scale of "there is no way I'd fuck Tim Kennedy" to "definitely would fuck Tim Kennedy " I'm guessing you are at least a 6.5.

Edit: 6.5 might be a little high, I'll just say you are above zero

[–]umlautAntarctica 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Sometimes I wish they would get rid of the X-weight descriptors. The largest women in MMA are Featherweights. Feathers normally describe the lightest normal thing you can think of, like in the old "Which weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?"

Some of the old baggage from boxing should go.

[–]Chooseslamenames 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I find the weight class names very confusing so agree. How heavy is a bantam? Is it heavier than a straw or a welter?

[–]redditaccount224488 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's worse than you realize. As I learned recently on this sub, a bantam is a type of chicken (apparently a very angry chicken). So according to weight classes, a feather weighs more than the entire chicken. So stupid.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing when they started fleshing out weight classes in boxing they just winged it.

[–]dsm_luxTeam Adesanya 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What weight is atomweight?

[–]e-rageTeam Cena 16x champ[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

105lbs

[–]whateva1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My Gf was trying to think of the names of the lighter weight classes but couldn't remember what they were called a little while back. She said "I don't know, bubbleweight or something like that? Teenie weenie weight?"

[–]lurkinfapinlurkinGoodest cunt in the world 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Megan is especially tall though, right?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Yeah, 6' is very unusual for women. But so is 4'11"

[–]redditaccount224488 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A quick search suggests something like 2% for 4'11" and 1% for 6'.

[–]OnlyOneReturnAll American Athlete 5 points6 points  (0 children)

4' 11" is average height of most female porn actresses. 6' is r/deathbysnusnu

[–]The_Friendly_Police 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I can hear their giggles through the 2nd pic

[–]dmckidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dom Reyes is trying to get at that

[–]Tophain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny because Megan isnt even that tall, @ 6 foot.

Alesha is just super tiny!