Would you trade winning a National Championship this year, but in return your team will never win more than 7 games and never beat your rival for the rest of your life?

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-12T16:43:20+00:00

MSU - No ECU - Fuck. Yes.

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-11T04:57:17+00:00

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-10T20:47:18+00:00

Who put those bats in the clubhouse?

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-10T20:46:25+00:00

LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-10T20:45:40+00:00

GET UP IN HERE IT'S FUCKIN' PARTY TIME

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-09T16:55:05+00:00

Something about "piss troughs"

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-07T21:37:31+00:00

I'd like to buy a vowel

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-07T04:25:57+00:00

Don't they also tend to get prions and go absolutely fucking ballistic?

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-05T22:47:36+00:00

The "N" stands for "Nowledge" after all

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-04T20:54:36+00:00

I'm getting "Yeah, we poked 'em with a stick and they're totally dead. No clue how or why. Guess we'll figure it out eventually. Oh look a squirrel!" vibes lol

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-04T20:44:57+00:00

Like, if a meth lab exploded, just tell everyone a meth lab exploded already

Edit: police are now looking for a black guy, they think. Maybe. I mean it had to be a black guy right? Shit we have no clue.

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-08-04T20:42:28+00:00

I like how there's literally no other information available to the public other than "lots of people died" and "stay home." Aand the press conference is not happening on time.

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-07-21T05:39:21+00:00

The "Moo U" people are just fucking jealous that we have bomb-ass dairy store ice cream made right there on campus.

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-07-17T16:33:23+00:00

Wait MSU totally serves coke in the cafeterias, what am I missing??

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-07-16T14:07:44+00:00

Especially the commercial-kickoff-commercial format

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-06-29T22:36:52+00:00

Glad to see the Spaceship make the list. It's such an oddball thing near the oldest part of campus

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-06-17T14:22:31+00:00

A true masterpiece

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-06-17T14:16:39+00:00

I'd put Penn State 4th behind 1. Michigan 2. Notre Dame 3. Ohio State. Although there's absolutely no argument against the Land Grant trophy as the best trophy in all of college and pro sports

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-06-14T20:57:17+00:00

Tuck comin'

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-06-05T14:26:02+00:00

If you went to Michigan, or your spouse/brother/sister/immediate family member went, I give you carte blanche to talk shit. And usually these folks will talk quality shit about an actual weakness in our athletics department.

The "Walmart Wolverine" from Tawas that owes ITT Tech $200,000 for a welding certificate, you don't get to talk shit. It's this guy who makes me hate that fanbase 'cause the second we win he fucking starts talking shit about ACT scores and Larry Nassar.

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-05-26T16:23:39+00:00

The number of NIMBY's in East Lansing is insane

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-05-07T07:25:41+00:00

Prayers Vs. Bears

Doctrinaires Vs. Bears

Squares Vs. Bears

The Guy Upstairs Vs. Bears

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-05-07T06:03:36+00:00

"So a 2 year bowl ban for Mizzou? Got it."

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-05-07T05:41:38+00:00

Congrats, but bro if you're betting the freaking USFL ya might want to call the number lol

Rabid_Platypus_II · 2022-05-07T05:18:06+00:00

As is tradition

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