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Could a government shutdown affect Fat Bear Week?

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/government-shutdown-affect-fat-bear-week/story?id=103567124

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Emotional support alligator named Wally denied entry into Phillies stadium

https://6abc.com/wally-the-alligator-emotional-support-animal-philadelphia-phillies-denied-entry/13838696/

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Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66921563

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