What’s the most unprofessional thing a doctor has ever said to you?

jPix · 2022-04-30T15:56:01+00:00

"A little back pain is normal. You should learn to live with it." Later: "It's probably mental", and when I tried to kill myself: "You're psychotic". Four decades and numerous passed mental examinations later i was finally diagnosed.

I had a slipped disk.

jPix · 2022-04-26T17:37:35+00:00

Men Behind The Sun.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093170/

jPix · 2022-04-18T11:53:12+00:00

Bro, if you've found a money tree, why do you have to sell your services?

jPix · 2022-04-18T09:09:50+00:00

Relevant:

https://xkcd.com/1074/

jPix · 2022-04-07T08:00:06+00:00

Don't worry, it always does that on Wednesday. Sometimes it can take a couple of days. I woke up this morning, checked the charts and was like "Oh, it's still Wednesday".

If you want perspective, look at the 1d chart, go back to May 12-19 2021. That's a dip

jPix · 2022-03-18T13:47:45+00:00

Because humans aren't perfect and it's highly blasphemous to aim for perfection since only God is perfect. Therefore deliberate imperfections are incorporated in the design. Or was that in the baroque period?

jPix · 2022-03-18T11:36:13+00:00

Address.

Edit: Spelling. It's completely transparent in my language, but for some reason there's only one d.

jPix · 2022-03-17T17:01:26+00:00

Nestlé paying taxes? Since when?

jPix · 2022-03-04T18:11:09+00:00

The entire fashion industry

jPix · 2022-03-04T12:08:59+00:00

The longer I listen, the harder it gets to hear anything but this.

jPix · 2022-03-01T20:08:34+00:00

Putin: That deal is obviously null and void due to Yeltsin being drunk

jPix · 2022-03-01T09:13:34+00:00

Oscar (Sylvester Stallone).

It's on YouTube.

Edit: 1991

jPix · 2022-02-26T11:17:35+00:00

"Humor"!? Det er jo mobning

jPix · 2022-02-25T10:24:02+00:00

So much this! For me it has been the end of hemorrhoids, itches, skidmarks and dangleberries. Can recommend.

jPix · 2022-02-21T11:02:19+00:00

Don't order it, then! What is wrong with you people?!

jPix · 2022-02-20T00:45:46+00:00

Mine is in the unmarked grave right next to the one marked Arch Stanton

jPix · 2022-02-17T20:31:23+00:00

Hah! He might as well have thrown a basketball at him

jPix · 2022-02-17T00:05:57+00:00

Relax, it's probably just some hobo worrying if you're scouting for a gang of corporate home invaders

jPix · 2022-02-14T11:44:57+00:00

Platonic gay, perhaps?

jPix · 2022-02-14T10:49:39+00:00

Landing lights through a thin layer of clouds?

jPix · 2022-02-14T01:55:29+00:00

That'll probably brick the car

jPix · 2022-02-12T11:54:56+00:00

Now you mention it: A friend of mine died of a massive stroke some years ago. I wasn't present myself, but those around him had asked him what was happening when he fell down.

-I'm on a train with two gorgeous chicks.

That was the last words from him.

jPix · 2022-02-10T22:58:04+00:00

Det er bare fordi du ikke er så gammel, at du kan huske reklamen. Ikke noget at skamme sig over

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