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[–]NBAiSleepUpsideDown 2270 points2271 points  (57 children)

Presti got his guy

[–][OKC] Shai Gilgeous-AlexanderSagaSV 1204 points1205 points  (46 children)

CHET + POKU LINEUP LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Warriors Bandwagonnpc27182818 1413 points1414 points  (15 children)

The thin towers

[–]Thunderthunderbrah0 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Brilliant

[–]Salad_Designer 97 points98 points  (3 children)

Endorsed by Oreo Thin Mints.

[–]rNBA_Mods_Be_Better 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I feel like we're one small step away from Nabisco marketing interns lurking reddit throwing in comments like this.

[–]76ersYahooFantasyCareless 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Alien lineups

[–]CelticsOhanrahans 161 points162 points  (8 children)

Combined 310 pounds

[–]Trail Blazersbeatrailblazer 195 points196 points  (5 children)

Who's the 3rd guy you're combining?

[–][NYK] Nate RobinsonJetsLag 62 points63 points  (6 children)

You think Washington would bundle a FRP to get off of KP's contract?

Gotta catch all the 7+ foot lanky white boys

[–]WizardsChrisRMNB 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No

[–]LakersBiDo_Boss 11 points12 points  (2 children)

You think Washington would bundle a FRP to get off of KP's contract?

So you want them to have traded away Dinwiddie and a FRP for nothing?

[–][NYK] Nate RobinsonJetsLag 17 points18 points  (1 child)

For the memes? Absolutely

[–]LakersBiDo_Boss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can stand behind that lmao

[–]NBAiSleepUpsideDown 97 points98 points  (8 children)

r/nba’s team

[–]WarriorsKevon-Looneys-burner 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Can OKC get Boban too?

[–]Thunderother_batman 63 points64 points  (1 child)

If he loses 100 pounds yes. Skinny white bois only

[–]Thunderuwanmirrondarrah 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Prerequisites for playing with okc: Be 6'6"+, have 7'0"+ wingspan, and must be malnourished.

[–]NuggetsLOLCultOfMaloner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't think this sub can handle the memes.

[–]WarriorsDeusselkerr 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Giddey/Poku/Chet is 3/5 of the way to this sub's ideal lineup

[–]NBAInght 6 points7 points  (2 children)

All they need is Hayward, which might happen soon

[–]NuggetsLOLCultOfMaloner 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The Longboi Era has began.

Trade some of those picks for KP.

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 237 points238 points  (4 children)

The Thin Towers is now real

[–]Pistonsmarcstov 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m stealing this…brilliant

[–]Timberwolveskcoe24 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Just wait until he wins the lottery next year the thin towers will be sick as fuck.

[–]ducksonaroof 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the disrespect to poku

[–][PHO] Joe Johnsondestructive_optimism 2980 points2981 points  (209 children)

I’ve never seen a prospect before where the more I watch him, the less I’m sure if he’s gonna bust in 5 years or if he’s going to be an all time great NBA player

[–]NBAiSleepUpsideDown 841 points842 points  (43 children)

Thunder will be good for him

[–][PHO] Joe Johnsondestructive_optimism 1258 points1259 points  (28 children)

SGA/Giddey/Dort/Chet has to be one of the highest ceiling, low floor cores I’ve seen in a long time

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony TownsDragonAite 155 points156 points  (4 children)

Thunder have so many picks that they can just slam upside every pick and they’ll likely wind up with an awesome squad in 2028

[–]Celticscimmanonrolls 569 points570 points  (10 children)

P O K U

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K

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[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 349 points350 points  (8 children)

The thin towers bby

[–]WarriorsMean_Typhoon 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The human stilts

[–]NBABradfords_ACL 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Time to commit Chepoku baby.

[–]Raptorsan_adult_on_reddit 30 points31 points  (3 children)

So a bust then?

[–]HornetsOrangeBuffalo8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The legend himself

[–]YungToney 43 points44 points  (3 children)

they could be fun and good next year but okc is gonna tank and have them all sit just like the last few years

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsThePringlesOfPersia 121 points122 points  (1 child)

I imagine it’ll be more of a “start the season and see what kind of potential this group has and then decide from there” type situation. We still have a ton of assets we could consolidate to get a good pick/player if we miss out on a high pick this upcoming season

[–]Thunderdogfan20 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly the plan Presti has explained in his presser a couple months ago.

[–]LakersLaker_Fan69 178 points179 points  (7 children)

I’d be stoked if I was a OKC fan. Their team is so spooky

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we got a bunch of dudes over 6"10 and SGA/Dort. Gonna be wild

[–]ThunderInsectshelf3 23 points24 points  (1 child)

we’re hyped, can’t wait to see what he can do

[–][OKC] Josh GiddeySleepyEel 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Yeah I'm pumped. He's most draft experts' #1 prospect. Idc what the nephews on this sub think

[–]LakersLaker_Fan69 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t if I was you either. Just know that I’m jealous and I’m sure thousands of others are too lol

[–]Red_Is_The_New_Green 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that most internet forum neckbeards think he’ll bust makes me think he’ll be an all-time great

[–]Lakersonly4dareal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

fa sure. not a big fan but him and giddey will make noise

[–]Lakersshameless_throwaway6 42 points43 points  (4 children)

He has the perfect look for a Thunder. OKC will love him

[–]CelticsSlattsquatch 825 points826 points  (13 children)

Good thing that OKC has a truckload of other first rounders in case this one doesn't pan out.

[–]Thunderuwanmirrondarrah 341 points342 points  (10 children)

Still though, a bunch of 10+ 1st round picks isn't the same as a top 3 pick. Those are a whole different league.

Presti does horde picks but picking number 2 that still needs to be an impact player. I think it will, obviously as I'm a homer, but its definitely a risk to get a project pick at number 2. But if he puts on weight yeah his size, rim protection, shooting, handles, its all crazy.

[–]LakersSloatThritter 50 points51 points  (5 children)

He looked bad against good competition that is also not the “grown men” bodies he will face in the nba

At best he will struggle for 2 years before bulking/strengthening and becoming a good player

At worst he will be forever bullied by bigger bodies

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Just how OKC likes it

[–]Wizardslil_layne 26 points27 points  (1 child)

All he needs is to eat some Popeyes biscuits and he’ll be dominant

[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiMillionaire007 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's going to the home of MvP's

[–]Ahdough 161 points162 points  (35 children)

He’s an enigma. He could become a taller and longer KD or he could be Bol Bol 2.0.

[–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 113 points114 points  (22 children)

His ceiling is the roof. It’s some pussy shit to pass on this guy.

[–]hajysjah 40 points41 points  (2 children)

It’s not having faith in your coaching staff to pass on him imo

[–][PHO] Joe Johnsondestructive_optimism 93 points94 points  (11 children)

I unironically think there is a very feasible scenario to where Chet turns into a top 5 player of all time. Magic/Bird level guy. I also unironically think there is a very feasible scenario where he is out of the league in 5 years.

Can’t wait to see how he turns out, 0 fucking clue.

[–]Knicksjovyeo1 28 points29 points  (7 children)

Why can't it be both?

[–][PHO] Joe Johnsondestructive_optimism 89 points90 points  (6 children)

Lmao wonder what he’d have to do in those 5 years. 40/15/5 and 4 MVPs, 4 championships, retired by age 25

[–]HawksGeelongJr 59 points60 points  (3 children)

An example of this I can think of is Ian Thorpe, who was a swimmer. He was pretty much done at the age of 21 (2004), and had won 5 Olympic Gold Medals, 3 Silvers, 13 World Championship wins and 10 Golds at the Commonwealth Games, cementing him as the likely best swimmer after Phelps.

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantxanot192 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Ian the Thorpedo. Me and my cousin were just talking about him earlier today

[–]Bullsscottishere 15 points16 points  (0 children)

One of the goat nicknames too

[–]Knicksjovyeo1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

SAS: Sure, he was MVP in ALL his playing years, finals MVP 4 times, 4 championship rings and never lost a playoff game. But HE CANNOT BE THE FACE OF THE NBA!

Skip: Yeah, the kids good, but he does not have the wisdom that only 6 or more years in the NBA can give you. And his free-throw shooting is atrocious. I would put him in between Paul Pierce and Manny Pacquiao.

[–]SpursJ-ROCK88 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Could someone think this way ironically?

[–]AffectionateSpare677 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea like people meme that he’ll be a top 5 player ever or out in 5 years

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 120 points121 points  (43 children)

Can’t wait to see him get bodied and see how his body responds

[–][PHO] Joe Johnsondestructive_optimism 111 points112 points  (37 children)

His natural defensive IQ/ability to recover gives me a lot of hope that he is who I thought he was 2 years ago: a generational guy. At the very least, I think that’ll keep him on the court in the NBA

[–][NBA] Hakeem Olajuwonjohnfcknallen 53 points54 points  (11 children)

Hasheem Thabeet music

[–][PHO] Joe Johnsondestructive_optimism 36 points37 points  (4 children)

As a 2009 Hasheem Thabeet hater, I think Chet is clearly more talented, even if Hasheem had a better NBA body in theory

[–]pakicetus_inachus 25 points26 points  (3 children)

There are millions of guys out there with NBA bodies

There’s a reason 99.9999% of them don’t play professional sports

Skill is real thing, shocking to some people

[–]Lakersjamills21 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Chet is a way better ball handler, shooter, and moves much more fluidly than Thabeet.

[–][DET] Grant HillJaerba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thabeet didn't actually like basketball though.

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He looks like he would break if a strong gust hits him but if he's good he's good.

[–]TimberwolvesWrapDifficult4284 32 points33 points  (5 children)

He will be the best player from this draft, not biased at all just because I played against him in high school

[–]TimberwolvesNubras 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Every MN guy in every draft will be the best guy in the draft, its just a fact. Jalen and Chet gonna dominate.

[–]TimberwolvesWrapDifficult4284 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can’t lie I wasn’t that high on Jalen, played against both obviously and wasn’t all that impressed by Suggs. Obviously hope he’s a stud but never thought he’d be a star

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 741 points742 points  (3 children)

Shoutout to Chris Haynes for deleting his tweet where he said that they were gonna draft Smith lmao.

[–]janniebtw 255 points256 points  (1 child)

if only his brother had such forsight

[–]NBAiSleepUpsideDown 61 points62 points  (0 children)

☠️

[–]ThunderCasualKindaHo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Haynes said we were drafting Jabari Smith?

[–]janniebtw 1904 points1905 points  (62 children)

jay bilas just called him a baby Giannis if you want more proof that NBA draft comps are fundamentally bad

[–]BullsRontoWraps 491 points492 points  (3 children)

“Idk they were both lanky?” -guys being paid millions of dollars

[–]Downunderphilosopher 683 points684 points  (47 children)

Giannis takes bigger shits than Chet lol

[–][OKC] Detlef SchrempfAIaska 559 points560 points  (33 children)

I’m not saying this comp is right but did everyone forget what Giannis looked like when he came in the league lol

[–]Downunderphilosopher 311 points312 points  (25 children)

So did Embiid. It's not about the size, it's the frame and Chet is a coat hanger

[–]RocketsDominiqueTrillkins 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Em oof has filled out a lot, but he already had an NBA body at Kansas

[–]76ersTeamLuigi 21 points22 points  (2 children)

embiid was in good as fuck shape even at Kansas what are you talking about 😭crazy small before he came overseas of course but

[–]Downunderphilosopher 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yeah in talking about his stick frame before he got discovered. Took him a few years to fill out but he was always able to add weight with his frame.

[–]Bullslkn240 194 points195 points  (1 child)

Yep - he's built like KD... except KD was actually 25 pounds heavier when drafted!

[–]ThunderSlimReaper35_ 80 points81 points  (0 children)

And like 2 inches shorter, yikes

[–]CavaliersImanShumpertplus 96 points97 points  (12 children)

too bad nobody who has ever played against Chet has realized how small he is and tried to overpower him

[–]Charlotte BobcatsD1N2Y 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NBA basketball is a LOT more physical than college basketball. 18 year-olds don't nearly have the same amount of muscle mass as say 25 year-olds. I still think that Chet can succeed, but as he is, he would get driven down his throat every play.

[–]Mavericksposexdon 60 points61 points  (0 children)

goddamn bro what did chet do to you 😭😭😭

[–]Bucksdusters 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Embiid wasn't small wtf you on?

[–][MIN] Nikola PekovicPrestig33 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I will remember his frame when I watch his documentary feature film.

[–]Bullslkn240 101 points102 points  (2 children)

Giannis had a much wider frame and was 6'9" 196

Chet is 7'0" 190

[–]Vancouver Grizzlies_Quetzalcoatlus_ 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Chet was 195 during the season. I doubt he lost 5lbs in the past half year. Lol

[–]CelticsJohnSim22 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Their frames aren’t even remotely comparable

[–]Bullsyujuismypuppy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Especially with all those Oreos.

[–]SpursThehelloman0 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Giannis was super skinny as a rookie

[–]CelticsRedgunfire 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Giannis weighed a pound more while being 3 inches shorter at the combine compared to Chet.

[–]Magicillgetthere 55 points56 points  (0 children)

yeah, but he didn't have the body shape of praying mantis.

[–]Bullslkn240 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He had broad shoulders though..... Chet is narrow like KD, but somehow way more skinny

[–]Buckssnoogans8056 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Giannis is gonna snap his arms off.

[–]GiveMeSomeIhedigbo 1309 points1310 points  (23 children)

[–][MIL] Bill ZopfBucs-and-Bucks 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Here's my favorite Chet meme courtesy of the legend sim888

[–]YNNTIM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that's perfect

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 80 points81 points  (10 children)

Poku "teach me how to shoot and play defense"

Chet "teach me Russian?"

[–]BucksDJ_B0B 505 points506 points  (4 children)

White boy summer

[–]moneytism 53 points54 points  (0 children)

big up di yout dem

[–]NBAKonker101 44 points45 points  (0 children)

ass eatin szn back on the menu

[–][CHI] Jimmer FredetteLiquidgoldvelveeta 331 points332 points  (11 children)

Fuck Chet who’s picking his dad?

[–]Sunsmrsunsfan 87 points88 points  (2 children)

His mom?

[–][CHI] Michael JordaniPlowedYourMom 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Already drafted

[–]Raptorsthegoodbadandsmoggy 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Boutta hit the league with that sweet chin music

[–]Timberwolveshorse_renoir13 154 points155 points  (0 children)

CHET YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF

[–]Thunderbewarethegap 99 points100 points  (1 child)

L O N G B O I

[–]soccerstriker9 196 points197 points  (21 children)

7’0” 195lbs he needs to go on a straight 10,000 calorie diet my goodness

[–][SAS] Tim Duncanrattatatouille 153 points154 points  (2 children)

Thunder nutritionist sweating bullets rn

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook20secondpilot 63 points64 points  (0 children)

They've been training for this moment since drafting Poku lol

[–]Mavericksvoltron818 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That was his college weight. I bet he's over 200 now.

[–]Buckssnoogans8056 72 points73 points  (13 children)

It’s not even that, he has shitty looking shoulders. At least with young Giannis you saw he had the frame to hang 250 LBs off of.

[–]Thunderlevlk93 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Fair, but also, Giannis has like the best frame and body in the NBA rn

Not everyone can be him/has to be him

[–]Magicwhtge8 25 points26 points  (8 children)

It’s the frame. The biggest Chet will get is maybe KD, which is probably fine.

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantTaich0 193 points194 points  (3 children)

Durant? Too skinny. Ingram? Too skinny. Chet: HOLD MY BEER

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookwcooper97 42 points43 points  (2 children)

But don’t hold his beer, he needs it to get bigger lol

[–]WarriorsThatWrestlingGuy15 87 points88 points  (4 children)

Giannis comps are weird cuz he’s such a unique player there’s truly no one that plays like him

[–]Bullslkn240 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Giannis also has a way bigger frame. Chet is built like KD (but actually quite a bit skinnier which is crazy because that almost shouldn't be possible)

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 501 points502 points  (21 children)

presti always winning OKC with SGA Giddey and Chet looking good. Trade all the future picks for KD

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 327 points328 points  (1 child)

Okc Thinders are here

[–]NetsDerk08 90 points91 points  (11 children)

He's tanking next year for Victor as well no?

[–]turkeytime3 152 points153 points  (9 children)

Expect Shai, giddey, and Chet to all come down with mysterious illnesses post all star break lol

[–]Warriorssnyckers 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Gout, Rubella, and Monkeypox coming.

[–]turkeytime3 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Waiting for the woj bomb declaring an outbreak of bubonic plague confined entirely to the thunder locker room.

[–][UTA] Royce O'NealeLabelRed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All the picks for #1

[–]MavericksDamptoe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

KD redundant with Chetrantula.

[–]MagicGamesgtd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Twin Spires in full affect.

[–][LAL] Nick Van Exelbul1dog 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Chet Giddey Poku 3 way spiderman meme

[–]Timberwolvesdevllsadvocate 28 points29 points  (1 child)

good luck OKC!

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thx bby

[–]Lakersubernuke 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Chet and Poku, the Thin Towers

[–]Knicksthebigfundamentals 66 points67 points  (0 children)

This feels so RIGHT

[–]Grizzliesfriendlymeanbeagle 64 points65 points  (1 child)

He’s going to look so natural in a Thunder uni.

[–]Jazzdominique-drexler 94 points95 points  (3 children)

SLIM TOWERS

LEAGUE FUCKED

[–]Knicksdim31 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pokusevski and chet need to visit some buffets

[–][OKC] Álex Abrinesthuggyt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wet for Chet 💦

[–]Thunderjoeveralls 48 points49 points  (0 children)

OKC gotta trade for Bol Bol so we can have the The Thin 3

[–]LakersKcidevolew 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Presto got his man

[–]Thunderlmaoooyikes 37 points38 points  (1 child)

THIN TOWERS IS A REALITY

[–]GiveMeSomeIhedigbo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Skinny Skyscrapers

[–][OKC] Jerami Grantholographicmew 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Get that boy to Braums TONIGHT. Thunder up!

[–]WarriorsaBigSportsFan 192 points193 points  (12 children)

JABARI TO HOUSTON CONFIRMED

[–]Lakersonly4dareal 125 points126 points  (7 children)

we got captain obvious here

[–]Thunderjimmyhoffasbrother 28 points29 points  (5 children)

But it wasn't obvious half an hour ago, so it's worth noting!

[–]Thunder2coolcaterpillar 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Did he work out with them?

[–]RocketsSchmitty025 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No. Never met with them

[–]HeatEl_Cucuyyy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]Killmonger23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OKC love them some tall white boys

[–]Hawksjumboponcho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HOF or YouTube star, no in between

[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookOneDance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LETS GOOOOOOO

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrooktwoj04 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chet chet chet

[–]ThunderBBallHunter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LET'S GOOOO

[–]Hawkssubcrazy12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chet feels like a good fit for OKC

[–]ThunderBamsMovingScreens 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People keep saying he’s gonna bust. I don’t think he will, but I sure am

[–]Hutch2DET 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Woooooow

[–]San Francisco Warriorszig_anon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holmgren has the swagger

[–]Bullslilob724 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Chet Gang rise up

[–]ThunderAnkitPancakes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ladies and gentleman, we got him

[–]Pelicans BandwagonSexyTimeDoe 6 points7 points  (3 children)

he puts on 30 pounds, he's a perennial all-pro. he can't put on muscle, he's borderline unplayable against NBA bigs.

it's fascinating, really

[–]9CONTRA5 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Hey, if you can’t gain weight in OKC then you can’t gain weight anywhere

[–]LakersAndRams 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol as an Oklahoman this is a fact

[–]Thunderdogfan20 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, and biscuits and gravy go hard

[–]Thunderdirgepiper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just needs some of that down home good cooking

[–][TOR] Pascal SiakamBF210 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Of course the dude named Chet goes to OKC 😂

[–]Trail Blazersloudstain 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Boom or bust. Let's see it OKC!

[–]BucksCupOfHotTeaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thin towers in OKC

[–]Trail BlazersBillthebutchr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They need to hire the Marvel trainers

[–]Warriorssexykettlecorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are the rules on having a wendigo in your lineup?

[–]SupersonicsLouisiana_Bob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holmgren and Poku duo - the White Chopsticks.

[–]LakersHenchBandicoot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually feel sorry for the kid already based on all the comments.

[–]ThunderAntoniooh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thinking about a pick and roll/pop between SGA and Chet has me wet already. Not to mention all the lobs or kick out passes Giddey can make for him.