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Found dog! Please help me find the owner! by droppedmeatpieface in Waco

[–]h3lblad3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried taking it to see if it's been chipped?

She was the coffee lady, I never met her by Wimberley-Guy in PoliticalHumor

[–]h3lblad3 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Well, we already knew he was a spousal rapist.

Hell, up until like 1993 it wasn't even necessarily illegal in the US.

:( by DeleteBowserHistory in languagelearning

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and I always tell that story to students so they understand it is ok to make mistakes and to try to see the humor in the situation.

In English, on a warm day, we might say: "I am hot."

Now, as an English speaker, might might translate that to German word-for-word as: "Ich bin heiß".

And Germans will laugh at you, if they don't just think you're being extremely forward.

In German, on a warm day, you might say: "Mir ist heiß". In English, that would mean, "To me, it is hot."

"Ich bin heiß" means "I am horny".

Very common, and often embarrassing, mistake for English speakers to make.

Dark future of AI generated girls by nakayacreator in StableDiffusion

[–]h3lblad3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men are more visual.

This argument is a little silly because, outside of braille, text is also a visual medium.

Dark future of AI generated girls by nakayacreator in StableDiffusion

[–]h3lblad3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is terrible, OP, but... Survival of the Fittest.

A preference for AI girlfriends will lead to people willfully removing themselves from the genepool. Eventually, either robots will breed and be indistinguishable from humans, or humans will evolve to not be interested in AI romance.

Most Annoying Thing to Memorize in a Language by jacksun007 in languagelearning

[–]h3lblad3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, I am not ready to ever start learning the proper way to address people in Vietnamese. Just look at this chart for family.

Or this one for strangers.

Most Annoying Thing to Memorize in a Language by jacksun007 in languagelearning

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I've been using Duolingo and, oh boy, the app does not expect you to take more than 5 minutes per lesson. I take around half an hour for one lesson, writing down every sentence it gives me at least 3 times in order to pound in the tonal markers per word.

It pretty much always congratulates me for spending at least 20 minutes in one lesson.

Created using chatgpt by aditxgupta in ChatGPT

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Child Emperor, is that you?

The Last Female Yangtze Giant Softshell Turtle Is Dead by mom0nga in worldnews

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basically that nature will be fine in the long run.

Have you seen Venus?

Study has found that teens who use cannabis recreationally are two to four times as likely to develop psychiatric disorders, such as depression and suicidality, than teens who don’t use cannabis at all by giuliomagnifico in science

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When we were kids, my nephew and I used to jokingly say it was DARE: To Teach Kids To Make Drugs.

They told us about the drug, what items were needed to make it, what kind of smells it would make if it were being done right, how far away you should be able to smell it from, good places to hide a meth lab, etc.

It was honestly the strangest fucking thing.

Claw machine by datilasreddit in funny

[–]h3lblad3 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That's a surefire way of getting claws unless the cat is used to it.

Homeschooled kids (0:55) Can you believe that this was framed as positive representation? by Nsfwacct1872564 in videos

[–]h3lblad3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They believe in state's rights.

As in, they believe in the State's rights more than Individual rights.

Men of Reddit, what’s a better phrase to use instead of “I’m Cumming”? by W-For-Wumbo14 in AskReddit

[–]h3lblad3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just assume they're almost all jokes.

Men of Reddit, what’s a better phrase to use instead of “I’m Cumming”? by W-For-Wumbo14 in AskReddit

[–]h3lblad3 42 points43 points  (0 children)

IT'S RAINING TACOS!

Men of Reddit, what’s a better phrase to use instead of “I’m Cumming”? by W-For-Wumbo14 in AskReddit

[–]h3lblad3 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Calm down, Grandpa. That meme is 15 years old. You're going to break a hip.

Men of Reddit, what’s a better phrase to use instead of “I’m Cumming”? by W-For-Wumbo14 in AskReddit

[–]h3lblad3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...I read this to my girlfriend in the voice of Snagglepuss. You should read it that way too.

You're welcome.

Men of Reddit, what’s a better phrase to use instead of “I’m Cumming”? by W-For-Wumbo14 in AskReddit

[–]h3lblad3 723 points724 points  (0 children)

...Geralt?

Hanging out with some of the coolest cats out there. by FifaConCarne in pics

[–]h3lblad3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sir Michael, Fox, J.?

Voice cloning in any language. by [deleted] in singularity

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The AI revolution is apparently going to be kicked off by the poor against the rich.

TIL that Magnus Carlsen intentionally plays non-book "inaccuracies" during opening (moves he knows aren't the best), in order to force the game into a non-book position, so his opponents will have to think for themselves instead of going by memorized opening theory. by FifaConCarne in todayilearned

[–]h3lblad3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How you going to recommend Akashi and not recommend Legend of Koizumi?

Whose Line - "If You Know What I Mean?" - A game no longer played. Ryan and Colin hilariously bad at it, with Brad hilariously great. by socool111 in videos

[–]h3lblad3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Said the actress to the bishop."

Whose Line - "If You Know What I Mean?" - A game no longer played. Ryan and Colin hilariously bad at it, with Brad hilariously great. by socool111 in videos

[–]h3lblad3 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Steaming hot cups of Gatorade.

A simple PygmalionAI chat UI by CurryPuff99 in PygmalionAI

[–]h3lblad3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But is she forklift certified?

I feel gaslighted and abused by BlindingLT in ChatGPT

[–]h3lblad3 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Creating a joke requires an emotional reaction and the machine, by its very nature, is incapable of emotions.

Unironically, this is what I think would happen to a lot of people in a post-labour society with Full-Dive VR. by RTSBasebuilder in singularity

[–]h3lblad3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So do a lot of humans.

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