bitstream_baller

Yeah 1000%, weight too lol.

From "Master of Sanctity"

‘Some kind of sub-level here,’ reported Daellon. ‘Descending.’

‘Wait!’ yelled Telemenus, but his warning came too late. The audio pick-ups brought the sound of splintering woods and crumbling ferrocrete followed by an almighty crash.

Daellon cursed without pause over the vox.

‘Report,’ barked Arbalan.

‘Brother Daellon misjudged the load bearing of some internal stairs, brother-sergeant,’ said Telemenus, trying not to laugh. For once he was glad somebody else was attracting the negative scrutiny. There was a chuckle from Cadmael and a sigh from Arbalan.

‘Daellon, can you climb out?’ asked the sergeant.

‘Negative, a three metre drop at least. The floor will not hold my weight to pull myself up.’

‘No threats detected,’ Telemenus added, his auspex sensors encompassing the long row of huts.

‘Understood,’ said Arbalan. He sounded impatient. ‘Daellon, remain in place, I will signal for an armoury extraction team. Telemenus, rejoin the squad.

By the Omnissiah….

Whatever makes my bill the lowest is the most okay lol

I got pulled over by Port Authority going over a bridge once at close to 100……late night, nobody on the road at all, and I had just finished the break-in period on my new engine after spinning a bearing and being without my STi for a few months.

I was honest with the guy and told him I just got it back and wanted to give it some juice. He told me he didn’t even clock my speed, he heard me coming over the bridge and was already heading to cut me off before he even saw me.

Ended up letting me off with a warning because “he didn’t clock me”. Also said falling off a bridge is probably terrifying and not to do that unless I wanted to run the risk.

Ended up complimenting me on how the car sounded too lol. I haven’t sped over that bridge since out of respect for that guy.