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Server Status :) by Fallen_Lee in diablo4

[–]Cognitive_Spoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both are true, imma edit my comment because I'm a dumbass

Server Status :) by Fallen_Lee in diablo4

[–]Cognitive_Spoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit: I'm an idiot and need to get to wt3 before I whine.

Yep. Hate it.

It's literally always online just to push FOMO susceptible people into the shop.

Hell, helltides are also a FOMO mechanic.

(Fear of missing out).

It's an overtly manipulative mechanic, and it ruins my interest in playing the seasonal ladder. I got to work during the day and I haven't caught a helltide yet.

Pet king cobra gets angry at owner. by RIPStengel in oddlyterrifying

[–]Cognitive_Spoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all breeds tho. Throw me in the octagon with a purse dog and my odds are pretty solid.

Pet king cobra gets angry at owner. by RIPStengel in oddlyterrifying

[–]Cognitive_Spoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hence, zero dogs in my house, lol.

Though I think I could probably take like, 30 or 40 Pomeranians if I'm sober.

Pet king cobra gets angry at owner. by RIPStengel in oddlyterrifying

[–]Cognitive_Spoon 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Hey, I have a weakness for things that can hurt me but also vibrate when they're happy to see me.

Pet king cobra gets angry at owner. by RIPStengel in oddlyterrifying

[–]Cognitive_Spoon 568 points569 points  (0 children)

The inability to kill me in an excruciating amount of pain is kind of high on my checklist for pets. But you do you.

Instead of calling the cops, the museum turned off the heating and lights. Protestors were asking for food and a bowl to go to the toilet - no one cared. by [deleted] in facepalm

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Man, I sure don't want to protest against the imminent destruction of global habitable zones now that I've seen this.

I could be a laughingstock!

In other news, here's a definitely unrelated podcast.

https://open.spotify.com/show/2xMjVjfYo1mjtt1mvfkv88?si=pKDZoLo8REqi-oKgjtBqAA

Orca attacks on boats appear to be 'leapfrogging' across oceans as a yacht is rammed by killer whale north of Scotland by Sorin61 in environment

[–]Cognitive_Spoon 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We're out here acting like Zoonotic viruses aren't the same thing but without the cute panda spots.

If they had made "Free Ebola" instead of Free Willy we'd be in a weirder timeline, but only just.

"you dont need a map overlay just use the pins!" by shaunika in Diablo

[–]Cognitive_Spoon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lol, same. I was like, oh hey, Diablo satellites can't penetrate the swamp to give me an Uber route.

Neat.

Anybody who's seen an eagle in there life knows this is a crow/raven. by Sasmael in diablo4

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Lol, the skeleton mages for the Necro are just the same exact asset as the skeleton warriors but with a bedsheet with a hole cut in it.

I used to love this town until I was stopped and harassed by police last night for no reason. I am afraid to go out after dark here anymore and if you’re a minority you should be too. by [deleted] in Louisville

[–]Cognitive_Spoon 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Legit. The Klan had active cops in the 80s and 90s. Those dudes trained young men up in their beliefs, and some are likely still in payroll.