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[–]To409m4 2624 points2625 points  (70 children)

That about sums up the entire show

[–]DankSunshine 954 points955 points  (53 children)

Yeah but what does a astrophysicist do?

[–]duckfaceredditBreaking EU Laws 1965 points1966 points  (35 children)

calculate space shit i guess

[–]im_not_me123 1280 points1281 points  (20 children)

As an astrophysicist i can confirm.

[–]XBitmapX 43 points44 points  (1 child)

and? how much shit did you find in space?

[–]shieldyboii 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We have not yet been able to observe beyond the moon called “moon”. Though it would be a monumental discovery to find some further away

[–]ismycatasian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is the money good?

[–]isaiah54321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, do you get your space pants on the first day or...

[–]MorningPants 72 points73 points  (10 children)

I didn't know space pooped. How much poop is there?

[–]JLXuereb 28 points29 points  (7 children)

A lot

[–]-vilkas-Lives in a Van Down by the River 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Can confirm, I'm space poop

[–]paranoid0416 21 points22 points  (1 child)

hi space poop, I'm dad

[–]Omurice92 8 points9 points  (1 child)

aren't we all

[–]-vilkas-Lives in a Van Down by the River 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perhaps

[–]zoraxaya 12 points13 points  (1 child)

it’s cuz the astronauts have to chuck their poo out the window or it smells

[–]spoderman123wtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

big brain

[–]DrStrucx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't know yet, they're still calculating.

[–]METHlun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I mean there is earth so that’s one poop so far

[–]theoneastrophysicist[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes this is what I do in my spare time

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the only right answer

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly

[–]DrHiccup 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Space physics

[–]Space_Girl_xDirt Is Beautiful 31 points32 points  (3 children)

As astrophysicist acts as a researcher, evaluating and analyzing the physics of astronomy. An astrophysicist may perform research on the planets, the stars, other galaxies and objects in the universe. They take an in-depth knowledge of physics and apply it to astrological theories.

~from google

[–]Shane_Train69 9 points10 points  (2 children)

This mad lad actually looked it up

[–]Space_Girl_xDirt Is Beautiful 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ikr big brain time

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rhe do the math but their math is like math to a meth person

[–]JustCallMeAttlaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calculate trajectories, size big rocks, stuff like that

[–]BlitBoi 6 points7 points  (5 children)

What show is this?

[–]Xena2310 5 points6 points  (0 children)

its the Bachelor Australia :)

[–]dank6meme9master 9 points10 points  (4 children)

She was intelligent enough to make a joke that apparently flew over the majority of Redditors mocking her. The irony is almost poetic.

[–]phizyk 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I'm from australia and only watch the show because it's pretty funny, trust me she wasn't joking

[–]grizzlywoodsman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What sums up the show is that she made it to the final two...

[–]kurtified 799 points800 points  (36 children)

I'm asparagus

[–]DaddyChunguss_Chungus Among Us 374 points375 points  (28 children)

Fuck you! I’m a cucumber, I hate you asparagus dipshits

[–]Bloop____ 129 points130 points  (17 children)

Oh well well well, can NEVER get away from you cucumber pricks! Always think you’re better than everyone else ~This comment was made by the celery gang

[–]DaddyChunguss_Chungus Among Us 68 points69 points  (15 children)

Oh ho ho, you celery freaks get on my nerves, always associating with the asparagus gang. Well the cucumber and broccoli gang are superior!

[–]calloss 42 points43 points  (14 children)

Yeah, as a broccoli gang, fuck the celery 'gang' if you can even call it that.

[–]DaddyChunguss_Chungus Among Us 30 points31 points  (13 children)

Hell yeah, broccoli and cucumber unite!

[–]Tychus_BalrogOC Meme Maker 21 points22 points  (10 children)

Oh ho ho, look at these puny vegetable people. We all know beef is superior.

[–]lapis-lazuli6666 15 points16 points  (6 children)

AS IF. Chicken can beat beef any day of the week

[–]Tychus_BalrogOC Meme Maker 10 points11 points  (4 children)

angrily approaches you

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

(stabs you in the back) we all know apples are superior. apple gang for life

[–]DaddyChunguss_Chungus Among Us 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Oh look who it is, the puny beef gang. We all know that healthy vegetables are superior

[–]Peng1e 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Fuck celery. All my homies hate celery.

[–]wowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine liking vegetables apples all the way

[–]Quality_Cucumber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey :(

[–]tobgoolePlays MineCraft and not FortNite 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Well we all know us sarcophaguses are superior to all

[–]DaddyChunguss_Chungus Among Us 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh damn it’s our overlords, WE WILL REBEL

[–]TheDolomit 7 points8 points  (1 child)

How do people like asparagus

Like, it is not a replacement for potatoes

Please, do not use asparagus instead of potatoes

Do not use asparagus instead of potatoes

Do not

[–]DaddyChunguss_Chungus Among Us 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fuck asparagus, all my homies hate asparagus

[–]Smaj74 7 points8 points  (4 children)

All you fucking vegetables, none of you care about us apples

[–]DaddyChunguss_Chungus Among Us 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Your damn right we don’t, get out of here with that lame fruit shit

[–]Smaj74 2 points3 points  (1 child)

All my friends are kumquats and I don’t see you givin any of that to your girl

[–]DaddyChunguss_Chungus Among Us 1 point2 points  (0 children)

D:

[–]El-Mitochondria 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Who else is just a cabbage trynna vibe

[–]You8mypizzaProfessional Dumbass 4 points5 points  (1 child)

All of you vegetables are beneath me for I am a pineapple

[–]yeaiamahuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a star fruit get on my level

[–]alanc270 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cucumber and broccoli gang are superior

[–]Apprehensive_Fall403Identifies as a Cybertruck 1146 points1147 points  (18 children)

And you know she probably thought HE was the one who was confused. I mean she asked what he does, not his sign haha

[–]Jvarblow 412 points413 points  (17 children)

Well she thought the said he was an astrologist. That's something you can do.

[–]demotecontrol 133 points134 points  (0 children)

astrologist

Lmao

[–]Apprehensive_Fall403Identifies as a Cybertruck 153 points154 points  (13 children)

That's also a possibility. I just imagine she heard "astrophysicist," didn't know the word and assumed it must be a sign. Because funny.

[–]DaFizboLe epic memer 370 points371 points  (30 children)

F

[–]ThiccLatvianBoi 90 points91 points  (28 children)

F

[–]CubeMaster2007 62 points63 points  (27 children)

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[–]roj-in 57 points58 points  (26 children)

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[–]RattyBal21 49 points50 points  (25 children)

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[–]A_Cunning_Fox 46 points47 points  (24 children)

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[–]Logangster113 38 points39 points  (23 children)

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[–]MitchIpman 44 points45 points  (22 children)

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[–]Willdorr 27 points28 points  (21 children)

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[–]KILLsMASTERSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 25 points26 points  (16 children)

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 116 points117 points  (5 children)

I actually watched this episode when it first aired last year. Pretty funny, this scene was on like every commercial leading up to the first episode being aired. Fun fact: this girl made it to top 2 in the show.

[–]eomertherider 500 points501 points  (8 children)

If you actually watch the clip she's saying that on purpose to throw him off. Needless to say it worked.

[–]Sir_Schmitzington 224 points225 points  (0 children)

A response like that would throw anybody off.

[–]greenrangerguy 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Shush you, this is reddit, where we take any random thing out of context and run with it. Stop spoiling things with the truth.

[–]MrLaughter 35 points36 points  (4 children)

So she wanted to be removed from the show?

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Maybe she thought a funny joke would be endearing?

[–]eomertherider 18 points19 points  (1 child)

She probably wanted to stand out, I don't watch the show but I imagine you do what it takes to distinguish yourself from the 14 other attractive people that they chose

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's scripted, they don't need to stand out.

[–]thissecretennui 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No dude, she wanted to stay. Believe me, the more of an obnoxious idiot you are, the longer you last on the Bachelor. No way the producers would allow kicking off someone who was ratings gold.

[–]masterjon_3 55 points56 points  (1 child)

She said it as a joke, it didn't go over well apparently

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She did come second...

[–]Ctrl_Alt_DelettThank you mods, very cool! 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Peak Australian TV guys

[–]xXCatboyXx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We do love to spam non stop utterly crap reality TV shows, mainly because they are cheap. Although it saddens me to realise they have a huge audience.

[–]InedibleTacoBreaking EU Laws 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oh, then in that case I'm a broccoli

[–]GonerBits 28 points29 points  (1 child)

So you’re a Cancer?

[–]Evotecc 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You’re cancer

[–]-_-gordon 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Sir i only murdered all those children because i am a gemini

[–]MythicalWarlord 34 points35 points  (4 children)

It's funny, when you look up what the gemini are, one of them is intelligent. Lol

[–]pinkyxx2013 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's why she made such a quick witted joke

[–]mathisruiningme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems like she probably got only one half of the package.

[–]MonsieurMann 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even the ads for this show are comedy gold

[–]nexistcsgo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The video is 10x funnier. I recommend you all to watch it

Edit : https://youtu.be/K4WUajCuU5w

Found it

[–]computercat04Lives in a Van Down by the River 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]jadedknight98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was cut weirdly, but made for a funny moment. But it’s clear that it was a joke, she’s not that dumb! Personally, I think the nerves affected the delivery of the joke.

[–]AlmondCreator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch some motherfucker give this an “I am deceased”.

[–]RAl3l3Ycan't meme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, you're a Cancer

[–]ShlorpIsBored 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I binge watch those compilations.

[–]HalfwayThrough 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*constellations

[–]FADthe9yo 5 points6 points  (5 children)

I don't get it(I'm a dum dum,I know)

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

the astrologist is the one which tells oroscope he was an astrophysicist which is a scientist

[–]MythicalWarlord 17 points18 points  (2 children)

She thought astrophysics was related to astrology.

[–]IamJames77trans rights 6 points7 points  (1 child)

nah astrophysics is actual science

[–]MythicalWarlord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most definitely.

[–]K_Nithishmemer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would bid farewell to tat girl and go the opposite direction even if there is a wall over there

[–]El-Waffletrans rights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy at my school takes his sign SUPER seriously and constantly talks about it

[–]ya-bastard 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Snake people revolution

[–]SlurpMySauce 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What?!

[–]ya-bastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gemini are snake people half snake half human they were the original inhabitants of tje city athens in greece before the goddesses athena replaced them with humans.

[–]Cambas13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only like this because i’m a gemini

[–]Corn-Bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

corn

[–]Alexisto15Identifies as a Cybertruck 1 point2 points  (2 children)

what’s a gemini?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He says “yeap, imma head out.”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure she’s taking the piss but okay

[–]_RWP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even though this was some sort of joke, I hate all the people on instagram and tiktok who take there zodiac signs seriously, “I just commited a mass homocide, but i’m a virginvirgo, so it’s fine.” “I’ve been in several different relationships in the last week, my love life is soooo impacted by me being a pisserpisces.

[–]Brave2512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t watch the show but I happened to flick on to this scene or one equally as bad when it aired and felt immensely sorry for this poor lad’s choices of females.

[–]ImSimulated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That actually fucking hurt reading. How fucking stupid can you be..

[–]yummypotato- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I told my uber driver that i study astronomy he said: “ astrology, you mean “ i was like ight I’m not fixing that

[–]qtcrusherBreaking EU Laws 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Imagine basing your entire personality on stars

All my homies base our personalities on coloured political squares

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

all my homies base our personalities on how we feel about skyler in breaking bad

[–]Gamers_Against_Thotshates reaction memes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a girl starts spouting zodiac shit, ima get outta there

[–]Lit-Strabz 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I had no idea what Gemini meant, so I googled it. Apparently it’s someone who was born from May 21st to June 21st? (Correct me if I’m wrong)

Turns out I’m a Gemini.

[–]kaazgranaat2309 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Astrology and the people that believe in it might actualy be the most stupid people out there.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Gemini? Like the “signs” and stuff crazy women use to justify stupid things? Like “oh, I’m sorry I just slammed my car into your house, it’s cause I’m a Gemini, we are crazy”, one of those things?

[–]CasualScreechingtrans rights 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Ah, yes, because only women are allowed to believe in zodiacs. /s

[–]Barkest_Bungeon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

what show is this idiot on.

Love island?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bachelor Australia

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA, the look on his face says he is holding conversation with himself about how can he find her attractive while simultaneously knowing how dumb she is.

[–]Mr_Wither 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I feel like this show puts feminism back centuries with the sheer dense stupidity of SOME of the women on that show.

[–]DarkDan113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a carot

[–]Geo_bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"not that one"

[–]womango_smoothie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally watch this show only for shit like this

[–]HeeHooHee146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typical west-ender

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't get it. My sense of humor is too low

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of which are still a waste of time

[–]albruzzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toss her to the trenches

[–]BrierlyncLives in a Van Down by the River 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bruh moment

[–]litterallyhowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel for this guy

[–]litterallyhowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]UncleDan21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.

[–]flimsyrobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a CAprIsuN

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be funny with the right delivery.

[–]Stolenartwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to date in the last 5 years be like

[–]PM-ME-YOUR-TECH-TIPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody got the clip?

[–]iam_blackido187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not that we should see other people I just don't want to see you

[–]John-333Lives in a Van Down by the River 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I highly doubt an astrophysicist would participate in that nonsense.

[–]MingleLinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get this

[–]ryugadebMods Are Nice People 0 points1 point  (2 children)

2 months later I'll see this same meme remade again.....

[–]Scythe-Guy💪 Isolation Champ 💪 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yep, it’ll be with a new template so they can justify it as “not a repost” when actually it’s still a fucking repost

[–]EvictOWProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This show gives me both pleasure and pain, pain because I have to watch it every time I leave the cave for sustenance, and pleasure because I relentlessly take the piss out of it and all the other boring reality shows and singing shows my mother watches nightly

[–]theoneastrophysicist[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who called me

[–]Un0penJarofstuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't worry, we all are dead inside

[–]Dj_Octavi0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I’m an asparagus

[–]euiseong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understandable. Have a great day

[–]ConfusedSpaceBoyProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]RoyaleMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hi dead inside i am dead outside

[–]lshite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, I have a girlfriend