VanicFanboy

Bit too heavy on the bass tbh. I think that’s why everyone went to the garden instead to have a really loud chat

Bahrudin Atajic CSC

Will never forget his goal against Motherwell

Nah not weird at all, people on higher salaries are less likely to be priced out of their area due to either owning their property or not being as arsed about rent.

What team are you playing as?

Surprised Jim Torbett's not been mentioned.

On a less noncey note... Declan Gallagher is another shout. Nearly killed somebody with a baseball bat.

El Ghazi finally sacked by Mainz. Get him signed Brenda so we can bench him for MJ

Time for protests until Tav fucks it up again, we go 8 points clear and everyone’s happy again when we’re 6-0 up against Dundee.

You saw everyone’s frustration last season at the 2-0 Hearts game when people were singing Sack The Board. But we are too easily placated.

The endgame is cleansing the entire area that they believe was promised to them by God.

I don’t think they will back down against Hezbollah. I think both sides know a conflict would be disastrous for both, but ultimately Israel would prevail.

I also think Iran knows any explicit involvement from them would incur the wrath of the US, and they are very aware of their capabilities (Operation Praying Mantis comes to mind).

Iran are also very unstable with a lot of people against their government, and support for attacking Israel is surprisingly low. So they have to resort to proxy groups to do their bidding.

Clement wants JUSTIN BIEBER to play at day one NEW IBROX LAUNCH

Rangers fans seeing Brendan's record against English teams that have dodgy finances:

Haha good one, we’ll sign a deadline-day loan from a middling Prem team

Please don’t, attendances will be down 10% next year

People’s perceptions have changed so much now that being overweight or having a “bit extra” is just normal for some.

I mind a couple years ago I was out with my da and his partner, I’m 5’7 and at the time I was a bit heavier and had a lot of bloating (was 68kg, overweight cut-off is about 71kg for me). By contrast my da was about 90kg at the same weight and I don’t know what weight she was but it was a bit heavy.

She took one look at me and went “you look awfy thin, are you eating well?” Yes hen I’m eating great, I’m actually a pizza and a bit of water away from my insurance premium going up.

“Just arrived for the away leg. The entire city is falling apart. We cannot leave our hotel after 9pm. I am so proud of these people what they have endured for so long” - Oleksandr Shovkovskyi

I’m a Celtic & Argentina manager, if I go to a game with another SPL club I always get the headline from an Argentinian newspaper saying they don’t know why I attended, and that I must be using their lavish international budget…

First one should’ve been Neil Lennon (something inside so strong)

This one should be Neil Lennon (we did not abuse any “privilege”)

Next one should be Neil Lennon (calendar)